(Note: I changed 'Meow' to 'Nyan'.)
If one day, you gained the ability to see other people's preferences—would you feel happy?
Right now, Sakurai Saki only feels... annoyed to death.
You've probably noticed already—he's having a bit of trouble controlling his mouth.
Along with a strange catchphrase that occasionally slips out.
Today's ability: XP Detector (Note: XP meaning 'sexual preference' in chinese slang) – Can freely view others' "special" preferences.
Side effect: Hard to control blurting out an extremely embarrassing catchphrase, even when the ability isn't activated.
...
"So damn annoying, nyan~!"
/ᐠ ๑`^´๑ マ
Sakurai Saki blurted out.
Fujiwara Chika, walking beside him, immediately pulled out her phone the moment she heard it.
Then she looked at Sakurai with an excited face:
"Sakurai-kun!!! Can you say that one more time?"
((๑✧ꈊ✧๑))
She already had the recorder app open, her cute face full of anticipation.
"No way, nyan…"
(>///// ⩊ /////<)づ
After that, she squatted right in front of the student council room door.
"They… so they actually have that kind of relationship? Doing that in the student council room…"
She only got halfway through the sentence before her voice dropped, then she started mumbling: "So this is what BL really is—so nauseating~ all the beautiful fantasies have completely collapsed."
"Just now they were probably picking up papers? If nyan (I) am not mistaken."
Sakurai Saki pulled her up, then pushed the door open and went back in.
Fujiwara Chika hid behind his back, peeking out from his right side.
Huh?
Finished already?
"All done, Shirogane-senpai, I've picked up the documents." — Ishigami Yuu handed the pile of documents to Shirogane Miyuki.
"Really sorry to trouble you." — Recently Shirogane Miyuki had back pain, so he was a bit lazy to bend down.
Good thing Ishigami helped.
"Between us, there's no need for such formal words, right?" — Ishigami Yuu said and then went back to sit on the sofa.
(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
Shirogane Miyuki glanced at the door, "Why did you two go outside just now?"
Fujiwara Chika had just caused a huge misunderstanding, so now she had no face to answer.
Sakurai Saki spoke up: "It's nothing, Secretary Fujiwara saw you two discussing something important, so she didn't want to interrupt."
Shirogane Miyuki smiled lightly when he heard that: "It's fine, we're almost done, once the data's confirmed, we can rest."
As he spoke, he sat down next to Ishigami Yuu and they continued their work.
Sakurai Saki and Fujiwara Chika sat on the opposite side from them.
Luckily the sofa was long enough, each side could easily seat four people.
"By the way." — Shirogane Miyuki suddenly looked up and turned to Sakurai, "Sakurai, for the interclub union meeting tomorrow, which is about an hour after school ends, are you free?"
Just thinking about the people attending that day made Shirogane Miyuki shudder.
Rumor has it that quite a few students who offended those people ended up with their whole families digging potatoes in Siberia.
"I don't have any plans for now." — Sakurai didn't refuse.
Shirogane Miyuki understood the implication behind his words.
"Then I'll leave it to you."
Sakurai, all you need to do is stall for time with that classmate Ryuju!
Or fight a match with Kojima from the Kendo Club, that works too! Anyway, as long as those two don't clash—
Then I should be able to safely finish this club budget meeting… probably.
Shirogane Miyuki suddenly felt completely unconfident.
Shinomiya Kaguya listened to them chatting but didn't say anything more.
That interclub union or whatever, in front of the Shinomiya family, it's nothing more than a bunch of ants!
If we wanted to wipe them out, we could do it anytime!