19:04 Cornygraham:
i think ur in the clear. feds annoyed w me but whatev. not gonna make any fuss.
19:05 Daniel Newman:
thx. that's a relief
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9:03 CornyGraham:
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9:07 CornyGraham:
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10:25 CornyGraham:
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14:30 CornyGraham:
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15:25 Daniel Newman:
how r things goin
15:43 Connor McFancyPants
: You've got to be more specific, Newman. I live an exceptionally busy life.
15:44 Daniel Newman:
with ur powers ass
15:45 Connor McFancyPants:
Things are progressing well. I've found a reliable way to activate them, and I am currently testing my limits. I suspect father will deem it safe for me to appear in public within a week.
15:45 Daniel Newman:
abby says party time once ur out. invite ur grl
15:46 Connor McFancyPants:
I shall inform Freya. Looking forward to it.
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8:30 BUFFBLONDE:
Congratulations Daniel Newman! You have won an all access tour to the APD! Please swing by at your earliest convenience to collect your prize and fill out a job application!
8:33 Daniel Newman:
nothx.
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10:10 Cornygraham:
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12:04 Cornygraham:
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14:52 Cornygraham:
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18:30 Cornygraham
:
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: Jealous?
18:31 Daniel Newman:
is that a pornstar?
18:33 Cornygraham:
;)
18:34 Daniel Newman:
tf is wrong wit u man
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8:30 BUFFBLONDE:
Good morning, Mr. Newman! I am a representative of the Austin Police Department, and I would like to formally invite you to visit the station at your earliest convenience. There are a few questions we'd like to ask you, and an application or two that you need to fill out.
9:17 Daniel Newman:
nah im gud.
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22:05 Cornygraham:
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: This is me.
22:06 Cornygraham:
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: These are the criminals.
22:07 Cornygraham:
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8:30 BUFFBLONDE:
Mr. Newman, this is Captain Gable of the APD. I've recently been informed that there is some follow-up paperwork that you need to complete regarding the bomb incident that occurred several months ago. It seems like someone lost track
8:30 BUFFBLONDE:
of it in the shuffle, and we only recently noticed. If you could visit the station and take a look at some documents for us, and maybe hear a pitch or two, that would be most convenient.
8:31 Daniel Newman:
rly gregoir?
8:32 BUFFBLONDE:
You are mistaken, Mr. Newman. As I said before, this is Captain Gable of the APD.
8:32 Daniel Newman:
dude i have ur phone#
8:40 BUFFBLONDE:
This is a general phone number used for all texts by the APD.
8:41 Daniel Newman:
its on ur card.
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8:30 Kaneda Ito:
Good morning Mr. Newman! This isfjoik#! jfln flag.$
8:34 Kaneda Ito:
apples
8:39 Kaneda Ito:
Apologies, Daniel. Gregoir got ahold of my phone for a minute there.
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22:14 Cornygraham:
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: Twins! Damn I'm good!
22:17 Daniel Newman:
plz stop.
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10:10 Best Girl<>
Hey Danny! Can you check the freezer back at my house for steak? I think I had a few that are going bad soon. Need to cook them.
10:14 Daniel Newman:
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: Why do you have a walk in freezer? How did I not notice this?
10:15 Best Girl<>
I like having options! ¯_(ツ)_/¯
10:17 Daniel Newman:
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: I don't even know what these words mean.
10:18 Best Girl
Oh! Grab the big wagyu plz! Thx
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1:24 Cornygraham:
we got her.
1:24 Cornygraham:
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1:25 Cornygraham:
heads up tho. u might get called to testify. won't be for a while. nothing major. depends on what she spills.
8:24 Daniel Newman:
congrats on the big catch. and thanks for the heads up. big relief for me.
13:09 Cornygraham:
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: A hero's reward.
13:12 Daniel Newman:
why
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10:15 Connor McFancyPants has started a group chat.
10:15 Connor McFancyPants has invited Daniel Newman to the group chat.
10:15 Connor McFancyPants has invited Freya Valkyrie to the group chat.
10:15 Connor McFancyPants has invited Best Girl
10:16 Connor McFancyPants:
I've been cleared by multiple upgrade analysts. I can now go out in public once more.
10:17 Best Girl<>
Woo! Party time! Our place, eight o'clock! Be there!
10:19 Freya Valkyrie:
Thank you for the invitation, Abigail. I'll make sure Connor arrives on time.
10:20 Daniel Newman:
do i get a say in this?
10:21 Connor McFancyPants:
You know that's not how this works, Newman.
10:21 Best Girl<>
Of course! You get to pick the chips and salsa we're using! Grab some sodas too plz :>
10:22 Daniel Newman:
sigh. yes dear.
10:25 Freya Valkyrie:
I make excellent smoked salmon and caviar canapés.
10:25 Best Girl<>
Oh and alcohol! You can get that from my house. Liquor cabinet combo is my bday.
10:25 Best Girl<>
Maybe something a little simpler Freya?
10:26 Daniel Newman:
caviar is a bit too fancy for this kinda shindig
10:26 Connor McFancyPants:
What would you know about fancy, Newman?
10:27 Daniel Newman:
jackass
10:27 Connor McFancyPants:
Peasant.
10:27 Daniel Newman:
peacock
10:27 Connor McFancyPants:
Simpleton.
10:28 Daniel Newman:
trust fund baby
10:28 Connor McFancyPants:
Sugar baby.
10:28 Best Girl<>
I'll see you all tonight!
10:28 Freya Valkyrie:
Yes.
10:28 Daniel Newman:
fop
10:28 Daniel Newman:
cya'll tonite
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