Jiang Tian was momentarily stunned. Looking at this alternate account named “Your Ying Grandfather is Invincible Under Heaven,” she couldn’t remember where she had added it at all. However, in her past life, three years ago when she was still running between film crews and PUBG had just gotten popular, she had added a pro player named “G Lao San.” Jiang Tian still remembered that to this day.
After a moment’s thought, she replied: “Ok.”
Immediately, a system prompt appeared: [Your Ying Grandfather is Invincible Under Heaven has invited you to join the team].
After Jiang Tian accepted, she sent a team message: “Wait a moment, I’m going to change my name.”
She didn’t like using voice chat while gaming to avoid being recognized by fans, so she only typed.
Unexpectedly, the other party didn’t mind. He sent a voice message with a laugh: “It’s fine, go change it, Little Tian Tian. I’ll invite a friend to join the team in the meantime.”
Hmm~
A clear, pleasant male voice.
A bit charming.
It sounded familiar.
She just couldn’t place where she had heard it before.
Jiang Tian frowned slightly.
She then clicked into the inventory, found the rename card, and changed that damn cringeworthy ID “Little Tian Tian Hoping Someone Will Spoil Her” to “Sister Jiang Will Carry You.”
After changing it, she returned to the team. When she saw the additional ID name—“G Lao San”—her heart raced wildly.
That pro player from her past life?!
Holy crap!
It couldn’t be this coincidental, right?!?!?
Could it be that even though this life was cursed by anti-fans, the destined course of events would still occur, and the destined intersections would still happen?
She clearly remembered the impressive feat of getting 12 consecutive chicken dinners in one night while duoing with this pro player named “G Lao San.” That feeling was something she never experienced again in her two years of playing PUBG afterwards.
She couldn’t help but feel excited.
She quickly typed: Hello, pro player.
[Your Ying Grandfather is Invincible Under Heaven]: Huh? Who is Little Tian Tian calling ‘pro player’? Your mouth really is sweet.
[Sister Jiang Will Carry You]: …Please don’t call me Little Tian Tian, thank you.
[Your Ying Grandfather is Invincible Under Heaven]: Hahaha, alright, Sister Jiang~ Then, Sister Jiang, be a good girl and stay behind us this time. I’ll carry you to chicken dinner. I’m telling you, this big shot here has excellent game sense and skills. He’ll definitely carry you.
Jiang Tian knew this “G Lao San” was a pro player, but what the heck was this “Ying Grandfather” guy? Was he saying she always just cowardly hid behind others before?
Ugh~
Unacceptable!
[Sister Jiang Will Carry You]: Okay, I’ll obediently follow behind. I’m counting on you two pros to carry me~
Jiang Tian sneered.
Hmph, just wait and see who’s carrying who later!
Amateurs!
And that “G Lao San” didn’t say a single word the entire time. “Ying Grandfather,” on the other hand, was very talkative, constantly bouncing around trying to liven up the atmosphere.
After matching was complete and they were waiting for the plane, “Ying Grandfather” eagerly rushed to grab the trench coat on the shipping container and ran up to Jiang Tian to show off.
[Your Ying Grandfather is Invincible Under Heaven]: Little Tian Tian, do you want this trench coat? I can take it off for you. This coat looks really good.
[Sister Jiang Will Carry You]: No.
A cold one-word rejection.
“Ying Grandfather” walked away dejectedly, complaining as he went: “Wah wah wah, Little Tian Tian, I haven’t seen you for a few days, why do you feel so cold now? You used to be so sweet before~”
“…”
Jiang Tian felt like dying.
How on earth did the previous “Jiang Tian” get involved with someone like this. =-=!
The plane took off. Player 1: “G Lao San”; Player 2: “Ying Grandfather”; Player 3: Jiang Tian.
Unsurprisingly, Players 2 and 3 followed the yellow Player 1 to parachute.
The three chose the housing area next to Georgeopol.
The marked spot was 1300 meters from the flight path, just within gliding range.
After landing, Jiang Tian immediately headed for the two-story townhouses.
Generally speaking, larger buildings have fewer items; searching them is a waste of time. Small, single-story houses are quick to search but lack good loot. Only these townhouses are the richest.
After looting two houses, Jiang Tian had an AK, 120 rounds of 7.62 ammo, a Level 3 helmet, plus a Level 2 backpack. There were also several bandages, two painkillers, and one energy drink.
After clearing three rows of townhouses, her loadout was basically complete.
An AK, an M4, just missing an M4 compensator to be fully kitted. She had a Level 3 helmet, Level 2 armor, Level 2 backpack, first aid kits, bandages, painkillers, and drinks—all well-stocked.
While continuing to sweep forward, she happened to run into “G Lao San.”
[G Lao San]: Number 3, what are you still missing?
Player 3
Jiang Tian: An assault rifle compensator, I have everything else. Need first aid kits? I have 4.
Upon hearing this, [Your Ying Grandfather is Invincible Under Heaven] immediately freaked out: 4? I want them! I have nothing, give them to me, Little Tian Tian~
Jiang Tian: …
Jiang Tian and “G Lao San” exchanged a look (metaphorically). Neither paid him any mind. They silently dropped the first aid kits and the compensator they had, then turned and left.
By the time Ying Grandfather rushed over, the items were long gone. He still only had a Level 1 helmet and armor, a Level 2 backpack, holding a UMP9 SMG and a shotgun.
After looting for several rounds, Ying Grandfather finally got a Level 2 helmet and armor. He swapped his weapon for an AK, and even the M4 was given by Jiang Tian because Jiang Tian had switched to a Kar98k.
[Your Ying Grandfather is Invincible Under Heaven]: “Little Tian Tian, do you know how to use a Kar98k? Maybe give the sniper to Player 1. You just quietly follow behind us, we’ll carry you to chicken dinner.”
Jiang Tian: …
This “Ying Grandfather” guy was really annoying. She was starting to regret giving him her M4.
Before she could reply.
G Lao San sent a message.
[G Lao San]: Number 3, I have an 8x scope, for you.
Player 3
System notification: [There are supplies here!]
Jiang Tian was a bit surprised. She hurried over to look, and sure enough, there was an 8x scope, a sniper suppressor, and an extended mag.
In no time, her sniper was fully equipped.
[G Lao San]: Waiting for you to carry us.
[Your Ying Grandfather is Invincible Under Heaven], who seemed to have been abandoned: …
Next, Player 2 fully experienced what it meant to be a third wheel.
Player 1: East 170, people.
Player 2: …
Player 3: I see them.
Bang—
[Your teammate [Sister Jiang Will Carry You] knocked out [Tonight We Eat Spicy Hot Pot]]
Bang—
[Your teammate [G Lao San] eliminated [Tonight We Eat Spicy Hot Pot]]
The two notifications were only 0.01 seconds apart.