Friday, 8 PM, Winter Hall.
Host X. Guandeng took the mic first, playing an intense BGM track.
“Alright, it’s exactly 8 PM Beijing Time! Welcome everyone to this month’s newcomer event shift!”
Each of the four halls – Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter – hosts a monthly newcomer event. Spring Hall holds theirs on the first Friday at 8 PM, followed in order, with Winter Hall being the last Friday at 8 PM.
The newcomer event shift is a small introduction session specifically for Winter Hall newcomers, serving to help new streamers gain some exposure.
Newcomers who just joined the hall don’t need to deduct slots for tasks – the host arranges for them to directly take the mic in advance. Other positions in the mic queue still follow the normal task deduction system.
This month, Winter Hall only has two newcomers: Nan Que and Sha Zi. They were the first to be brought up to the mic by host X. Guandeng, followed by X. Hangdali, X. Dongfeng, X. Yunche, X. Aofeng, and X. Xiao.
Nan Que and Sha Zi took turns greeting the audience.
[Delicious Delicious gifted Nan Que a Rose (299 coins)]
[Don’t Argue gifted Nan Que Cool Boxing (599 coins)]
[For My Peanuts gifted Nan Que a Heart (99 coins)]
X. Guandeng: “For friends visiting the hall for the first time, let me explain – the newcomer event has two rounds. In the first round, the mic queue sings normally, and everyone can still request songs~ In the second round, our two newcomer teachers will have special performances. What exactly are these performances?”
Guandeng said slyly to Nan Que, “Teacher Nan Que, are you nervous?”
Nan Que: “Teacher Guandeng, you’re incredibly handsome and magnificent in my heart. You definitely won’t hold grudges, right?”
Guandeng laughed heartily, “I specifically applied to host this shift just for this moment! Everyone, look forward to the second round – I guarantee there will be a show!”
[With Old Deng here, no surprises]
[Corrupt Lights, I like it]
[Lighting candles for the newcomer teachers]
[Old Deng’s version of Choo-Choo Train is really entertaining, brothers and sisters don’t miss it (heart)]
[Hope the hall doesn’t get taken down tonight]
[Hahahaha, that depends on whether the newcomer teachers can let loose]
After the first round song list finished, Guandeng switched to an energetic BGM, officially starting the second round.
“Alright, all teachers have completed their first round tasks~ Now let’s begin our second round – Choo-Choo Train!”
“Teacher Nan Que starts from the host, knocking on the first row teachers’ doors! Sha Zi is responsible for the second row teachers! Whether the doors open depends entirely on the two teachers’ personal charm!”
“Let me emphasize again – whether the train stops at your door and gets let in has nothing to do with brotherly feelings, it’s all personal grudges! Hahaha!”
As he spoke, Guandeng couldn’t hold back his laughter, his tone changing: “Teacher Nan Que~ Begin~”
Nan Que swallowed hard, opened the special Choo-Choo Train BGM “Motorcycle Rock”, and without saying anything first, bowed to all the teachers.
“Teachers, teachers, please go easy on me!”
X. Guandeng: “Hey hey, no emotional manipulation! Hurry up!”
“Little train choo-choo goes~ Arriving at Teacher Guandeng’s house, Teacher Guandeng please open the door, Nan Que has returned~” Nan Que lowered his voice, trying to use his most charming voice to move Guandeng.
“Not opening, not opening! No sincerity – you didn’t even call me brother!” Guandeng complained discontentedly.
Nan Que had to start over: “Little train choo-choo goes~ Arriving at Brother Guandeng’s house, Brother Guandeng please open the door, Nan Que has returned~”
Turning off the lights: “No no no, who are you trying to scare with that little tender voice? Make it coquettish and breathy for me! Don’t stop until the public chat is flooded with ‘sweet’ comments!”
Nan Que threw a few frustrated pink fist punches in the air, cleared his throat, and started over.
Pitching his voice high: “The little train~ chugga chugga~ goes to Brother Turning off the lights’ house~ Brother Turning off the lights, open the door please~ Nan Que is here~~~”
【Help me hahaha, who is this little creature?】
【Delicious Delicious: My Lovecast finally admitted he’s a baby bottle】
【Sweet Bean: Hahaha, sweet, so sweet! Sweet enough to rot teeth!】
【Don’t Argue gifted Nan Que Cool Boxing Gloves (599 coins)】
Turning off the lights laughed wildly, “HAHAHAHA, this little voice is truly sweet~ Approved! Move on to the next one.”
Nan Que blushed crimson – he hadn’t acted this cute since he was five years old!
Steeling himself, he continued: “The little train chugga chugs~ arrives at Brother East Wind’s house~ Brother East Wind, open the door quickly, Nan Que is back~”
East Wind: “Aiyah hahaha~ Alright then, use six different voice styles to call me ‘Brother East Wind’, each one has to be different.”
Nan Que whimpered internally – these old foxes kept getting more wicked.
First he lowered his voice, attacking with his natural milky tone: “Brother East Wind, nice to meet you, I look forward to your guidance.”
Then his normal voice: “Brother East Wind (rising tone)~ I’m here~”
A more youthful tone: “Brother East Wind, open the door please~”
A breathy, affected voice: “Brother East Wind, I’m begging you, open the door~”
Finally out of ideas, he even imitated a lazy drawl: “Brother East Wind—”
The entire Mic burst into laughter.
East Wind: “HAHAHA, Nan Que you have this talent too? You could become a voice actor! So sweet~ Approved, you’re through~”
Nan Que didn’t dare look at the overwhelming mockery in the public chat, closing his eyes to continue: “The little train chugga chugs, arrives at Brother Proud Wind’s house, Brother Proud Wind open the door quickly, Nan Que is back~”
X. Proud Wind’s laughter arrived before his challenge, “HAHAHA, Nan Que, I think the previous teachers’ tasks were too simple. How about this – give us something spicier! Call out all the teachers’ names!”
Nan Que: Didn’t dare open his eyes, hoping this was just a nightmare (Ｔ▽Ｔ)
Nan Que tried to lower his voice further, secretly adding some reverb and panting breaths.
“Brother Turning off the lights~ Brother East Wind~ Brother Proud Wind~ Brother Strong~ Brother Carsick~” Nan Que paused before continuing, “Brother Xiao~”
The words “Brother Xiao” were spoken the softest, sounding more like “little brother”.
Turning off the lights: “Aiyah hahaha, this deadly little voice! Looks like we can invite you for our midnight Shift.”
Proud Wind also laughed, “Satisfied! You may pass!”
“The little train chugga chugs, arrives at Brother Xiao’s house~ Brother Xiao, open the door quickly, Nan Que is back~”
Xiao was also thoroughly amused by Nan Que’s performance. Just as he opened his Mic to speak, Nan Que quickly pleaded: “Brother Xiao Xiao, Brother Xiao Xiao, you’re the best, I’m begging you, open the door and let me pass~”
Turning off the lights tried to stop him, “Hey hey, that’s cheating! Xiao, don’t go soft on him!”
Xiao: “HAHAHA, he’s being so sincere, and I’m so kind-hearted~ Approved, you’re through~”
Proud Wind: “Sigh~ this guy, he made our X. Xiao soften up~”
Nan Que cheered excitedly, “Brother Xiao Xiao I love you~ hehehe~”
East Wind: “Hey hey hey, you can’t just throw around ‘love’ like that!”
Nan Que quickly pulled back, “No, no, it’s gratitude! Thank you, Xiao Ge, for going easy on me!”
Lights Off: “Alright~ Teacher Sha Zi, are you ready? Let’s begin!”
Nan Que muted his mic and screamed “Aaaaaah!” while rolling back and forth on the bed.
He had never been this shameless in his entire life!
The cringe kept his blood pressure from ever dropping below 200!
The public chat was boiling over.
【Secondary Creation! Give me Secondary Creation! If I don’t see it, I’ll throw a fit!】
【Sweet Bean: No problem, sis~ If you like it, you can follow Teacher Nan Que first~】
【Don’t Argue gifted Nan Que a Cool Boxing Glove (599 coins)】
【Don’t Argue: Impressive】
【Delicious Delicious: Nan Nan, don’t be shy, hahahaha, look, you’re gaining followers!】
【Both teachers are so entertaining, I love it!】
【Can we do Start the Train every day? It’s really fun!】
【Why did only Xiao open the door when the other teachers didn’t? Are they involved?】
【Hey, watch your language up there】
【Whether they open the door or not is up to them, no need to make a big deal out of it】
【Who knows? And that “I love you”—how disgusting】
【Can we kick this kind of person out?】
【Come on, everyone, spam ‘fun fun’ to push it down, just ignore the haters】
【Fun fun!】
【Fun, I want to play more!】
Lights Off: “Thank you, brothers, sisters, folks, and passersby for your support! Our two newcomers are Teacher Nan Que and Teacher Sha Zi. Everyone, please give them a follow!”
Nan Que, Sha Zi: “Thank you, everyone!”
Just as Nan Que was about to end his shift, the gift score at his feet suddenly moved, and a rocket landed on his head.
【Hua Rong: Teacher Nan Que, please focus on your own stream and stop riding on others’ coattails.】