Lin’s old lady was so scared that she shit herself, rolling and crawling away.
Lin Yida saw his mother’s state and asked, “Mom, what were you up to? How did you end up in such a mess?”
“I went to find that little vixen! That little slut has such a bad temper, she’s a total piece of work. She’ll never step foot in our house!”
“Mom, I’m getting more confused the more I listen. Who did you go find?”
“That little slut Feng Yiyi!”
“Why did you go looking for her for no reason?”
“Who told her to seduce you! A wild girl with no parents, thrown away by who knows who, and she dares to dream of marrying into our Lin family. We’re going to produce a top scholar!
In the future, my son will marry at least the daughter of a prime minister or a minister. Who wants the adopted daughter of some broke family!
Look, ever since she came, she’s even jinxed her adoptive parents to death!”
Lin’s old lady cursed…
…
Feng Yiyi got angrier the more she thought about it: This Li Cuihua is just full and bored.
Lin Yida only said a few words to me, and she twisted it into hugging and cuddling.
If I don’t teach her a lesson, she really won’t know that the Horse King has three eyes!
After eating, Feng Yiyi grabbed the thick fire poker and marched towards Li Cuihua’s house with great vigor.
At the gate of Li Cuihua’s house, the first thing that caught her eye was two broken doors and three thatched huts.
“Li Cuihua, get your ass out here! I’m here to find you! Hurry up and roll out!”
Then, the door of the thatched hut opened, and a peasant woman in patched gray cloth came out, her sleeves rolled up.
Li Cuihua saw it was Feng Yiyi and picked her teeth with a small stick.
She sneered, “Feng Yiyi, you dead little brat, what’s with the racket so early in the morning? Calling souls?”
Feng Yiyi held the fire poker in her right hand, weighing it in her left, “Li Cuihua, was it you who told Lin’s old lady that Lin Yida and I were hugging and cuddling?”
“So what if it was? So what if it wasn’t? My mouth is on my head, I say what I want, what business is it of yours?”
Li Cuihua seemed to have picked something out of her teeth and spat on the ground.
Feng Yiyi smiled, shaking her head helplessly, “Very good, you’ve got guts! Today, I’ll teach you a lesson, you ignorant village woman who doesn’t know her place and spreads rumors.”
With that, Feng Yiyi smashed towards the basins and water jars in the yard.
“Crash—” She smashed a big hole in the water jar, and water gushed out.
“You little bitch, how dare you smash my water jar! Today, I’ll fight you to the death!”
Li Cuihua grabbed a stick and swung at Feng Yiyi.
Feng Yiyi calmly blocked with her fire poker, and the stick “whoosh” flew out.
Li Cuihua shook her hand nonstop, “Damn it, that hurts like hell!”
Li Cuihua was fat, big-headed and brainless, as round as a barrel. She charged at Feng Yiyi fiercely.
When she was only a foot away, Feng Yiyi dodged, and Li Cuihua, like a bike without brakes, plunged straight towards the gate.
Then came a “thud,” and Li Cuihua crashed heavily to the ground.
The already flimsy gate was smashed, cushioning her fall.
Her round body got stuck in the gate; she wanted to get up but couldn’t!
Feng Yiyi walked towards Li Cuihua with the stick.
“Are you going to spread rumors anymore?”
“Smack!” The fire poker hit Li Cuihua’s butt.
“Ow, you damned thing, how dare you hit me! You’ll die a horrible death!”
“Smack!” Another hit.
“Ah! You little slut, bullying an honest person, I’ll get the village head to drive you out of the village!”
“Smack! Smack!” Two more hits.
“Help! Help! Murder!”
Feng Yiyi sneered, “I’ll hit you ten more times, and you’ll learn your lesson, knowing that Feng Yiyi is someone you can’t mess with!”
“One!”
“Smack!”
The fire poker landed on Li Cuihua again.
“Feng Yiyi, I was wrong, I shouldn’t have spread rumors!”
“Two!”
“Smack! Smack!” Two more hits.
“Grandma, great-grandma, I was wrong, I won’t dare again, please let me go!”
“Already not daring? How’s that possible? Your mouth has never had a gate; keep getting beaten!”
“Three!”
“Smack! Smack! Smack!” Three more hits.
“Grandma, ancestor, spare me, I won’t dare again!”
Li Cuihua started crying, snot and tears all over her face!
Feng Yiyi looked and figured she’d taught her enough.
So, she walked up to Li Cuihua.
“From now on, if I hear one more bad word about me from you, I’ll break your dog legs and leave you paralyzed in bed forever.
I’ll even cut out your tongue and feed it to the dogs. Don’t believe me? Try it!”
“Ow! Yiyi, little grandma, I won’t dare, I really won’t dare again!”
Feng Yiyi left Li Cuihua’s house with the fire poker.
In the village, houses were close together, and when they heard Li Cuihua’s pig-like screams, everyone came to see what was happening.
When they saw Feng Yiyi beating Li Cuihua, no one said a word.
Tie Zhu’s mom was grinning from ear to ear: So satisfying!
This Li Cuihua finally got beaten. In the whole village, there’s nothing Li Cuihua doesn’t meddle in.
Whatever gossip about the Zhang family or Li family, once it goes through her mouth, it gets twisted, exaggerated, completely unrecognizable.
Clearly nothing was wrong between two families, but after her big mouth, they end up fighting…
Sun the Carpenter’s wife felt so relieved.
Last time, she was just washing clothes by the river with Li Cuihua, chatting while they worked.
She didn’t even mention her mother-in-law, but in a blink, Li Cuihua spread that she was badmouthing her mother-in-law outside.
No matter how she explained to her mother-in-law, it didn’t work, and she even got a beating from her mother-in-law.
She hated Li Cuihua to the bone.
But Li Cuihua was like a shrew, a tough old hag.
Even if a chicken egg went missing at home, she could curse at every door in the village without stopping, cursing for a whole day.
People in the village didn’t dare provoke her, but since they lived in the same village, bumping into each other all the time, it wasn’t worth the trouble to deal with her.
That’s how Li Cuihua got spoiled, acting like she owned the place.
A few heads were still peeking over the wall into the yard, all with smiles on their faces.
One was even cracking melon seeds while watching the action movie, enjoying it immensely.
Thinking: Where’s Li Cuihua’s usual bravado? Beaten by a little girl, smack smack, just watching hurts…
Feng Yiyi didn’t know it, but from then on, she became famous in one battle.
After beating Li Cuihua, the women in the village would hide from Feng Yiyi from afar when they saw her.
Like seeing a plague god, and if they couldn’t hide, they’d act like mice seeing a cat when they got close.
…
One day, she and Xiang Qiao were washing clothes by the river.
Feng Yiyi asked puzzledly, “Xiang Qiao, lately, why do I feel like the women in our village act like they’ve seen a plague god when they see me, hiding from far away.
Some who can’t hide, when they get close, act like mice seeing a cat.
They weren’t like this before?”
Xiang Qiao laughed, “Haha, you don’t know? They see you as the Female Overlord because you taught Li Cuihua a lesson.
They combined ‘Female Overlord’ and ‘Li Cuihua’ into six characters and gave you a catchy nickname: ‘Overlord Flower’!”
“Overlord Flower, oh my god! That’s such a badass nickname!”
“But why are those women hiding from me? I didn’t hit them!”
“They’re afraid of getting beaten!”
“Do I look like such an unreasonable person?”
“Rumors spread, and you’ve been rumored to be pretty unreasonable.”
“Haha! Fine, this is good, saves me from getting bullied!” Feng Yiyi laughed.
Xiang Qiao: “…”