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The Rogue Villager Chen Erbao

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Chapter 1: Fang Yun

The Rogue Villager Chen Erbao

Most women in the mountains had sallow skin and withered figures from years of working in the fields, but Chen Erbao's cousin's wife, Fang Yun, had fair skin and a curvy body.

She was also beautiful—the village belle!

But Fang Yun had a bad habit. At home, she had a very daring sense of style, often not even wearing a bra—just a thin T-shirt paired with a short skirt.

On several occasions, Chen Erbao could clearly see the outline of her chest and the small, perky "grapes" on top.

As a young man, Chen Erbao couldn't handle that kind of stimulation. Once, he even got a nosebleed.

"You devil, harder! You need to put some effort in too!"

That night, as Chen Erbao was heading back to his room from the bathroom, he passed by his cousin Chen Dabao's room when his sister-in-law Fang Yun's seductive voice suddenly reached his ears.

Chen Erbao shuddered, his mouth suddenly dry. He subconsciously peeked into the room.

The sight made his blood run hot.

The door wasn't shut tight, leaving a crack. Chen Erbao saw everything inside at a glance.

The scene was just too intense!

A rush of blood surged through Chen Erbao.

Just then, Chen Dabao's body trembled, and he stammered, "W-Wife, I... I can't go on!"

Fang Yun's face was filled with disappointment. "Again?"

Chen Dabao hastily explained, "I was too tired today. Once I'm well-rested, I'll definitely be able to do it!"

"'I was too tired today,' 'I wasn't in the right mood,' 'I was drinking!' You've been using these pathetic excuses for years! Do you have any idea how the villagers laugh at me behind my back? They call me a barren old hen! Chen Dabao, I'm giving you one last year. If you still can't get me pregnant this year, then don't blame me for cuckolding you."

Fang Yun opened her eyes and stood up, looking angry.

She was facing the door, so the moment she opened her eyes, she made direct eye contact with Chen Erbao.

'Crap!'

Chen Erbao's heart skipped a beat. He reflexively pulled his head back and leaned against the wall, his heart pounding wildly.

He was scared to death!

'If my sister-in-law exposes me for peeping, I'll be too ashamed to show my face.'

"Don't, don't be like that! I'll think of something else!"

"Hmph, you can take your time thinking. I'm going to take a shower! What can you even do besides get me covered in your drool?"

Hearing the conversation inside, it seemed his sister-in-law wasn't planning to expose him. Chen Erbao quickly fled back to his room.

Lying in bed, as soon as he closed his eyes, his mind was filled with the image of his sister-in-law's snow-white body.

All sorts of thoughts tossed and turned in his mind, making it impossible for him to sleep.

'I can't believe Brother Da Bao is so tall and burly, yet so pathetic in bed. My sister-in-law is thirty this year, right in her prime. She's beautiful and has a hot body... if she really can't stand the loneliness, Brother Da Bao is going to have more green hats than he can wear.'

'No wonder she's always dressed so provocatively, wandering around in front of me intentionally or not. Could she be trying to seduce me? This... I guess this would be keeping it in the family.'

'Ptooey, ptooey! You bastard, Chen Erbao, that's your sister-in-law! Besides, you're an engaged man.'

Although Chen Erbao desperately warned himself not to have any inappropriate thoughts, that night, his sister-in-law still entered his dreams for a passionate encounter.

When he woke up the next day, his underwear was sticky. Chen Erbao quickly changed into a clean pair.

"Er Bao, time for breakfast."

Just as Chen Erbao was about to wash his underwear and destroy the evidence, the door was suddenly pushed open, and Fang Yun walked in, wearing a long purple dress.

As soon as she entered, her elegant nose twitched as she sniffed the air. Then, with a half-smile, she looked at Chen Erbao. "Er Bao, what's that funny smell in your room?"

"S-Sister-in-law, why didn't you knock?"

Feeling guilty as a thief, Chen Erbao quickly hid the underwear behind his back and said awkwardly.

"You didn't knock last night when you were peeping on your sister-in-law, did you?"

Fang Yun gave him a flirtatious look, then turned and went back to the living room.

"..."

Chen Erbao's scalp tingled. It took him a long while to calm down before he hid the underwear and walked out.

Chen Dabao had already gone out to work, leaving only Fang Yun and Chen Erbao at home. Breakfast was noodles and a carton of milk.

Chen Erbao kept his head down, eating his noodles, not daring to look up at Fang Yun.

"Er Bao, a little bit of fun is fine, but too much will hurt you. Even though you're young, you still have to take care of your body. You don't want to end up like your brother when you get married—all show and no go. That would be a waste."

Fang Yun took a sip of milk and said to Chen Erbao with a grin.

"I..."

Chen Erbao's face instantly flushed red. He stammered, not knowing what to say, and quickly grabbed his milk, using it to hide his embarrassment.

"Er Bao, some things are a total waste when they end up in your underwear. You have to put them where they're needed. That's the sustainable solution, you know?"

PFFT!

Chen Erbao nearly choked on his milk, spraying it all out of his mouth.

And as luck would have it, every last drop landed on Fang Yun's chest.

"I'm sorry, Sister-in-law! I didn't do it on purpose! I'll wipe it for you."

Chen Erbao shot to his feet, quickly pulled out a few tissues, and went to wipe it off. But the moment he touched Fang Yun's full, soft breast, his body went rigid. He quickly pulled his hand back and said with a red face:

"Sister-in-law, y-you should probably wipe it yourself!"

"You're just too timid!"

Fang Yun gave him a reproachful look, wiped herself off, and then pushed her carton of milk toward him. "Here, drink your sister-in-law's milk!"

"Huh? This..."

Chen Erbao, red to the ears, stammered, "S-Sister-in-law, we can't do Brother Da Bao wrong. Besides, I'm engaged."

"I was talking about the milk. Where did your mind go?"

Fang Yun shot him an annoyed look and placed the milk directly in front of him. "Don't mention your brother. If he were the least bit useful, I'd have been pregnant long ago. Then maybe I really would have some milk for you to drink."

"..."

Chen Erbao lowered his head, not daring to respond.

"Er Bao, are you home?"

Just then, a young woman's voice called out from the doorway.

'It's Jiaqi!'

Chen Erbao instantly recognized the voice of his girlfriend, Chen Jiaqi. He immediately stood up, his face beaming.

"We were supposed to deliver the betrothal gift today and then set the wedding date!"

Hearing this, Fang Yun hesitated for a moment before saying, "Er Bao, yesterday I overheard some villagers talking. It sounds like Jiaqi's mother wants to marry her off to some rich guy from town!"

"The villagers must be spreading rumors!"

Chen Erbao smiled confidently. "Jiaqi said she wouldn't marry anyone but me!"

"You two brothers... one of you is useless down there, and the other is useless up here. What good is what Chen Jiaqi says? Everyone in the village knows what kind of person her mother is."

As she spoke, Fang Yun suddenly stood up, wrapped an arm around Chen Erbao's waist, and whispered seductively in his ear, "If—and I'm just saying if—you really do get dumped by Chen Jiaqi, don't be too sad. If you're really desperate for a woman, your sister-in-law can give herself to you. That would be keeping it in the family, after all."

An uncontrollable shiver ran through Chen Erbao's entire body!

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