Chen Erbao was rooted to the spot.
Qin Lan's earlier words about getting him drunk and ravishing him flashed through his mind once again.
Unsure if it was the influence of the Joyful Technique or some other reason, Chen Erbao actually started walking forward. In a moment, he was only a single step away from the bathroom.
The pillar that had pitched a tent in his pants pushed aside the door curtain.
It was just inches away from the perfectly smooth, golden triangle.
The moment a falling drop of water landed squarely on the tip of his 'tent,' Chen Erbao snapped back to his senses, breaking out in a cold sweat.
Qin Lan might seem easygoing, but she was one of the last people in Bailong Village you wanted to mess with.
The village chief, Chen Daniu, was infamous for his foul temper and even had several local thugs on his payroll. No one in Bailong Village dared to cross him, yet in front of Qin Lan, he was completely docile.
That alone was proof enough that Chen Erbao couldn't afford to get involved with Qin Lan.
'Besides,' he thought, 'never mind whether Qin Lan would even accept me. Just getting past Chen Daniu would be a nightmare.'
Chen Erbao snapped out of it. Just as he was about to back away, he felt a sudden grip.
Without warning, a set of long, fair fingers closed around his 'weapon.' The color drained from his face.
Through the curtain, he clearly saw a face that was a mix of charm and domineering confidence.
It was Qin Lan.
She was staring at Chen Erbao with a teasing smile. Before he could react, she brought her other hand to her lips in a shushing gesture.
At that moment, Qiu Shuzhen's voice called from inside the shower.
"Sister Lan, what is it?"
Qin Lan turned her back to him, aiming her round, perky bottom at the tip of his 'tent.' Her voice was full of mirth.
"It's nothing!"
"Shuzhen, be honest with your big sister."
"If one day, something really happened between you and Chen Erbao... would you mind if your big sister got a piece of the action?"
The water in the shower was coming down hard. Qiu Shuzhen was standing directly under the strongest part of the stream and couldn't open her eyes, but her face was still beet red.
"Sister Lan, what are you talking about?"
"How could anything happen between me and Er Bao?"
With one hand behind her back, Qin Lan kept her grip on Chen Erbao, her smile growing even more mischievous.
"Just tell your big sister."
"Would you mind?"
Qiu Shuzhen, blushing, said nothing, but her silence spoke volumes.
Silence was a tacit admission.
Qin Lan was delighted.
"I knew it. You always think of your big sister when you've got something good."
"In that case, your big sister will give you a proper reward."
As she spoke, her free hand reached for Qiu Shuzhen. Though Qiu Shuzhen couldn't open her eyes, she could guess what Qin Lan was doing. She instantly let out an embarrassed cry, her face turning so red it looked like it might start bleeding.
Her legs were already weak, and now she was pressed almost completely against Qin Lan, her entire weight supported by Qin Lan's arm.
Meanwhile, Qin Lan's other hand wasn't idle. It slid into Chen Erbao's pants, and with a slight tug, they fell to his ankles.
Chen Erbao, witnessing this firsthand, was completely stupefied.
'This isn't a hint anymore,' he thought. 'This is just blatant sexual harassment!'
'What is this crazy woman doing?!'
Before he could react, Qin Lan slowly bent over. Her perky buttocks parted slightly under the hot water, like a daisy swaying in the wind. The sight of the budding flower between them, in particular, made it impossible for Chen Erbao to look away.
Qin Lan continued to tease Qiu Shuzhen as she backed up slowly.
She was bent at the waist, so after just a few steps, her perky rear poked out from the bathroom.
The hanging curtain concealed Qin Lan's upper body and long legs, leaving only her two tempting, pale buttocks in Chen Erbao's view. They were so close, and with Chen Erbao's hips instinctively thrusting forward, all it took was a slight shift from Qin Lan for her perky cheeks to clamp down on him.
At this moment, Qin Lan was in complete control.
'I'm a man who aspires to be a playboy. It was one thing when I wasn't sure what Qin Lan was thinking, but now she's being this forward. What is there to be afraid of?'
Chen Erbao was about to charge into battle, but just then—
BZZZ!
His phone suddenly started vibrating in his pocket. Seeing that it was about to start playing his ringtone, Chen Erbao panicked.
The second that sound went off, Qiu Shuzhen would definitely notice. Then, even with his and Qin Lan's three mouths, they wouldn't be able to explain this.
What's that?
He and Qin Lan only have two mouths between them?
You're just not paying attention to the mouth down below.
Chen Erbao shook his head, forcing himself to stop his wild thoughts. He reluctantly broke free from Qin Lan's control and bolted out of Qiu Shuzhen's small courtyard as fast as he could.
Feeling her hand suddenly go empty, Qin Lan turned to watch Chen Erbao's retreating back and sighed, "That call really came at a bad time."
Qiu Shuzhen, who had been completely relying on Qin Lan's hand for support, was taken aback.
"Sister Lan, what did you say?"
Noticing the soft, fragrant woman in her arms, Qin Lan suddenly smiled. "Nothing."
'Since your man ran off,' Qin Lan thought, 'then your big sister will have to take good care of you.'
Qin Lan's fingers pressed harder, and Qiu Shuzhen's body instantly tensed up.
...
Once outside Qiu Shuzhen's yard, Chen Erbao looked left and right. Only after confirming that no one had noticed him did he let out a small sigh of relief.
Immediately, the scene from just moments ago replayed in his mind.
'Have to admit,' he thought, 'that Qin Lan is seriously bold. Her games are wild!'
'Isn't she afraid of Chen Daniu finding out?'
The thought of Chen Daniu made Chen Erbao frown.
In Bailong Village, Chen Daniu was the undisputed tyrant. Villagers didn't even think about provoking him; it was normal just to hope he wouldn't target them.
With his Joyful Technique, Chen Erbao wasn't afraid of Chen Daniu himself. But if he had actually done something with Qin Lan just now and cuckolded Chen Daniu, that old bastard definitely wouldn't have let him off easy.
He was the village chief of Bailong Village, after all. If this whole thing blew up, it would clearly be bad for Chen Erbao.
"I'd better stay away from that crazy woman, Qin Lan, from now on."
'At least for now,' he thought, 'I can't afford to provoke Chen Daniu.'
Just as he had that thought—
"Baby, whatcha doin', muah, are you sleeping..."
The urgent ringtone shattered Chen Erbao's train of thought. He finally pulled out his phone and saw it was a call from Brother Da Bao.
With no time to hesitate, Chen Erbao answered the call as he hurried home.
"Brother Da Bao, what's up?"
Chen Dabao audibly relaxed when he heard Chen Erbao's voice. "You scared the hell out of me! I thought you'd gone missing."
"I was about to call the police, I've been trying to reach you forever."
Only then did Chen Erbao notice that Chen Dabao had called him more than ten times.
It wasn't that he'd been ignoring the calls on purpose. He had been wrapped up with Qiu Shuzhen and had silenced his phone to avoid being disturbed. Then, when Qin Lan showed up, he was so tense he'd completely forgotten about his phone.
It was only after Qin Lan and Qiu Shuzhen had gone to shower together that Chen Erbao had turned his ringer back on, which is why he didn't miss this call from Chen Dabao.
Shaking off his thoughts, Chen Erbao asked, "Brother Da Bao, is something important up?"
Chen Dabao said, "You brat, don't play dumb with me."
"Have you seen what time it is?"
"Hurry up and get back here for a drink."
It hit Chen Erbao like a ton of bricks, and he instantly remembered what Chen Dabao had said earlier.
'He's all ready for it.'
An image of his sister-in-law's voluptuous, enchanting figure immediately appeared in his mind—those sexy lips, that snow-white chest...
The thought that he would soon have his sister-in-law beneath him, venting all his desires...
The thing that had only happened in his dreams for countless nights was about to become reality.
His heart began to race, and his mouth went inexplicably dry.
Chen Erbao wasted no time and hurried home.
As soon as he reached the door, he saw Chen Dabao pacing back and forth. Chen Dabao's face lit up when he saw him, and he rushed forward. "You brat, you're finally back."
"Hurry up and come inside with me. Your sister-in-law is getting antsy!"