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The Scowling Sidekick: A My Hero Academia Fanfiction

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The Most Wanted Villain

The Scowling Sidekick: A My Hero Academia Fanfiction

When we got back home, Ayaka suggested that I get a mask, a wig, and a traditional straw hat to blend in in Wano. Just in case I become wanted for fucking up the Shogun. She said she was going to put a cap on me and use wig glue to secure the wig in case I needed to fly again, or got into combat. I don’t know anything about wigs or hair, but she apparently did some cosplay before and had to wear wigs for it. As we are teleporting home, I gently squeeze her hand, worried, “I am sorry that I am making you spend so much money on me. I wish there were a way I could pay you back.” Ayaka giggles, “But you do so much already, and let’s not forget that you chauffeur me around everywhere with your quirk.” I sigh and say, “I guess that you are right, but it isn’t money.” She says to soothe me, “Don’t worry about money, Sekai. You are worth way more than anything I could possibly buy.” I stop teleporting us and hug her with water glistening in my right eye.

She says while she holds me, “I love you so much, Sekai.” I squeeze her tightly and say, as a tear escapes my eye, “I love you more, Ayaka. I would burn this world to the ground for you.” Ayaka chuckles, “Not a hero thing to say.” I responded while squeezing her tight, “Well, I never claimed to be one. I am whatever you want me to be. If you ever turned to villainy to make your dream world come true, I would follow you without a moment’s hesitation.” Ayaka moans, hearing my words, and she pulls back just enough to kiss me. She bit her lip in that sexy manner of hers, and she said, “I think we need to go home so we can -” She says, and she sneaks a tentacle underneath my clothes to tease me, and I blush furiously and nod. She giggles in that sexy way she does, and I teleport us home quickly.

We decided to tell Mom and Dad about the Shogun incident, knowing that they would be worried. Ayaka told them everything, including how I flew into that creepy baldie. Mom and Dad hugged us a while after we told them while Sir Floof and Garlic came out on their own and joined, and Mom asked, “You two are going back again, aren’t you?” I nod, “Yeah, there are more people to get to our Rinyūraru settlement where they can have clean food and water.” Dad says, “Ok, once you have everyone in that settlement, we want you guys to leave the rest to those Straw Hats.” Mom agreed, “Yes. We can’t have our baby girls somewhere where you are hunted… that place has already hurt you so much already.” She said squeezing me specifically because of my recently acquired scars from Wano on my arms, upper back, and face.

Mom and Dad break away from the hug, and Mom asks about the plastic bag Ayaka has, and she shows them, and Mom says, “You know what would be even more effective than that you could also do?” We shake our heads, and she continues, “We can get you some of those chest binders and fake pecs so you can both disguise yourselves as men. They won’t be expecting you two to have different-colored hair, AND especially not men. I just want you two to be the safest that you can be.” Ayaka asks, “How do you know so much about that Mom?” Dad says while getting the car keys and putting on his shoes, “That is because she used to work at a cosplay cafe when she was younger.” He waves at us to join him, “Come on, let's go get that stuff now. How about we order take-out while we are out?” Mom says in a flirtatious tone, “Oh yeah, talk dirty to me, Hanzo.” Dad blushes, not expecting that in front of us, and asks while clearing his throat, “What do you guys want to eat?” I shrug and ask Ayaka, “What do you want, Ayaka? You had the worst day, so you should have your pick.”

Ayaka looks at me with a slightly pouty look, “But we almost always have what I want, not what you want.” I reach out and hold her hands, “But you forget that I share a lot of your tastes… except for licorice. So, what do you want?” She sighs and throws her head back while closing her eyes and thinking, “Hmmmmmmmm… I am torn between cold soba and hot pot.” Mom giggles, “Then how about we get both and share both.” Dad starts rubbing his hands together, “I am on board.” I am down for almost anything edible, so I am obviously on board. They took us out to get binders from a cosplay/drag shop. The longest part of this errand was matching our skin tone to the fake pecs. After that, we got takeout that we shared at home around the table. After we eat, we bathe and go to her room.

When she shuts her door, she comes up behind me and makes some tentacles underneath my clothes quite suddenly, and I yelp in surprise. She giggles, “Sorry, I didn’t mean to scare you. I was holding back all day.” She uses her tentacles to have me turn around, and I kiss her. Her tentacles wander underneath my clothes as she walks me beside the bed. She removes my clothes and then picks me up with her tentacles and playfully tosses me onto the bed, then she removes her own clothes to join me. We have done the travel ritual a lot, but we don’t take our clothes off for it, and it doesn’t feel as intimate as this. In between kisses, I say, “I know (kiss) that I said (kiss) that I wanted (kiss) you to (kiss) touch me (kiss) last night (kiss), but I (kiss) really missed (kiss) touching you (kiss).” She has only touched me for the rituals, and it feels unfair.

Ayaka giggles as she kisses me, “Does it (kiss) bother you (kiss) that much? (kiss)” I nod, “I want (kiss) you to (kiss) catch up (kiss).” She moans at my words and she pushes me down with her tentacles while biting her lip, “Sorry, I have to touch you now. You can add one to my tab.” I pout a little bit, and she giggles sexily, “I never said we weren’t going to try to settle my tab tonight.” I perk up at her words, and she pounces on me to kiss me, “You are just so cute, Sekai.” She kisses me as her tentacles start to wrap around me. I try to grab her breasts, but she gets another tentacle and binds my hands. I start to pout again, and she leans down and whispers in my ear, “I trust that you will return the favor.” Now I am imagining using my skin to hold her down, and her tentacle penetrating me pulls me immediately out of my fantasy that couldn’t even get started.

She smirks while looking down at me in a very sexy way and whispers, “I love the adorable faces you make.” She starts pumping her tentacle, and when I start to moan, she puts a tentacle in my mouth to muffle the sounds of my moans. That actually gives me an idea for her. She starts sucking around my flesh with her tentacles, giving me hickeys, and she starts pumping harder. I moan more into the tentacle inside my mouth, and as my pleasure builds, I think about how I want us to stay right here in this bed, in this house, in this world, not moving anywhere. I start to orgasm and arch my back with each wave. When it is over, she removes the tentacles from my mouth and from my wrists and releases the hickeys from all around my body, showing a tentacle hickey tattoo all around my body. I actually really love them, because it shows that I am hers.

She sees me looking and asks, “Admiring my artwork?” I nod, “I love being marked by you like property.” I cover my mouth in embarrassment because I didn’t mean to say it like that.

She bites her lip and cuddles with me a moment and says, “And I love it when you mark me like property.” She chuckles and says, “I literally told that giant, fat, baldie that I belonged to another when I rejected him.” I wiggle my toes to make sure I can move again, and I roll on top of her and I grab her wrists with my finger skin and hold her wrists above her head like she did with me. I kiss her as I try to mimic her tentacles and use my other four fingers on that hand to wrap around her. Since they don’t have independent movements like Ayaka’s tentacles, I have to position them one at a time. I use my thigh to grind on her already very wet sex, and I kiss her as she moans in my mouth. She very sexily says, “More,” into my mouth, and without skipping a beat, I make a penis on my thigh and use armament, and she moans loudly. I use skin from my finger (on my opposite hand) to wrap around her mouth like duct tape to muffle her moans while I pump into her with my thigh.

I kiss her on her mouth through my skin as she tongues where I kiss through the skin. It is a very weird sensation, but what I love more is the look in her eyes at this moment on her flushed face. Her moans get more frequent, and I pump my thigh into her with more passion, which sends her into orgasm. I leave our kiss and I mark her neck while she continues to orgasm on my still pumping thigh. When she relaxes after her final wave, I pull out and undo the armament and stretch the skin to my mouth to lick it. Ayaka pulls some of my skin to her mouth, and she licks me, wearing a face that turns me on again. I ask her while taking the skin out of my mouth for a moment, “How can you be so sexy all the time?” She smirks at my words, looking even more sexy at this moment as she spreads her legs, inviting me for round two of settling her tab as she continues to lick her juices off of my thigh skin.

Last night, I had my way with Ayaka several times before she fell asleep exhausted. I am nowhere near settling the orgasm score because I have been getting at least 2 orgasms, sometimes 4 a day, for a while now. Though they are ritual orgasms, not intimate orgasms. We can’t exactly do what we want to do to each other with Ms. Midnight in the room with us. Mom woke us up early, knowing we stayed up late with extracurriculars so we could get our disguises on in time. How is it that even while sleep-deprived with adorably messy hair from sleeping that Ayaka still glows like a goddess descended from the heavens? She meets my stare and she sleepily smirks and comes to give me a kiss, and Mom clears her throat, “I am still here, you know. Sometimes I wonder if you are a succubus, Sekai.”

Ayaka chuckles as she gets more awake and realizes the situation, and I get flustered and ask seriously, holding back tears at the thought, “Wait, what if my quirk really does have some sort of charm effect on her that I am unaware of? What if she doesn’t love me at all, and my quirk made her feel this way?” A tear escapes my right eye, and Ayaka holds me tightly in a hug and shushes me, “Sssshhhhhh. Who cares if you did put me under a spell? Maybe I want to be under your spell, Sekai.” Mom joins the hug, “I am sorry for saying something so heartless. I didn’t realize my joke would have had this effect. I am an idiot.” I tell Ayaka, “I care. Your consent means everything to me.” She squeezes me tight and says, “I know, and you have always had my consent. I promise you. I may be drawn to you sometimes, like under a spell, but every time we have been together, I have been in complete control.” Mom says while leaving, “Ok, I will take my leave now before I hear too many details. Don’t forget to get ready.” Sir Floof comes out and places his ribbons on me which feels like a warm hug.

We stayed hugging for several minutes and then started to get ready. We started with the chest binders and fake male torsos with fake abs and everything. Ayaka ran her fingers over my ‘abs’ and giggled, “Wow, you are one hot ‘man’.” When we get her torso on, I do the same thing and say, “Wow, and you are one gorgeous ‘man’.” She smiles and pulls me in for a kiss, and then she gets her game face on and says, “Alright, let’s get these wigs on.” She runs coconut oil through her hands and coats her scalp with it, and I do the same, copying what she does. She ties her hair up and flattens her long hair on her scalp using lots of hair clips, then throws a wig cap on. I just put the wig cap on my head since I have such short hair. She applied the glue to the caps and positioned the wigs after the glue became tacky. She then had me put a headband around the edges of the wig to hold it securely in place. Ayaka is going with a black hair wig while I am going with light brown hair, so our eyebrows look more natural.

Mom came in to check on us and let us know that breakfast was ready, and she smiled and said, “Wow, don’t you two look handsome. Have you thought of names yet?” We are wearing robes with our abs and pecs on full display, and I blush from the sudden compliment. We shake our heads, and Mom looks like she is thinking, “Hmmmm. How about Hanzo for Sekai borrowing your Dad’s name, and Fumiaki for Ayaka as a male version of my name? We nod, liking those names, and while our wig glue is drying, we go out and eat breakfast like this. Dad said while wearing a prideful look, “Did my two ‘sons’ have fun last night?” Ayaka blushes as do I, and she fades to 2D and says, “Why did you have to make it weird, Dad?” Mom pops him on the arm, and Dad says, “What? You are acting like we didn’t have any fun either last night, Fumie.” Ayaka, while still in 2D, is trying to block out his talking with, “LALALALALALALALA…” Mom laughs and says, “Alright, stop, Hanzo, before you scar our daughters with too much information.”

After an awkward breakfast, we put on button-up shirts so we wouldn’t have to worry about accidentally pulling on the wigs and jeans for the commute, and we are going to change into the kimonos when we get to the room. We style our hair into top knots and get our things and teleport to UA. We told Ms. Midnight about our disguises, and she approved and made sure to tell Principal Nezu so he could make sure that the security system wouldn’t accidentally mark us as intruders because of our altered appearances. We meet up with Ms. Midnight in the usual room and change into our kimonos, and do the ritual to go to Wano.

When we arrived, we shocked everyone with our appearances, but they recognized me because of my scarred face, and we told them our new aliases. I haven’t put my mask on yet. I didn’t want to scare them or anything and wanted to put it on in front of them so they knew who I was. Especially Katsumi. She has flashbacks to her trauma when men are around. Once everyone saw our disguises and were acquainted with them, I put on my face mask, which covers my eyes and the top part of my face, which also hides my scar. Only leaving my lower face exposed. Ms. Midnight thought it would be a good idea if Ayaka joined me because of her ability to basically turn invisible. She suggested we combine our quirks if we get in trouble. She knows I can handle it now since I have improved my quirk with repetitive use. I put my mask on, and Ayaka, O-tsuru, and I all put on our straw hats and go to the next town.

Someone is passing out wanted/criminal postings, and I see Zoro’s for killing a magistrate that he left out last time we met here and I see Luffy’s from where he got into it with Kaido, and I see one for me. The most wanted criminal here for “attempting to assassinate the shogun”. Tsk. Maybe I should have just killed him.We definitely made the right call with the disguises. O-tsuru does her thing and organizes the people for us, and we teleport them carefully to Rinyūraru. Since Ayaka is good at Observation Haki, she can make sure that we aren’t followed or anything like that. Since the people in this town know that we are women in disguise, they keep flirting with us while we are in these disguises. I don’t know how I feel about these women touching my fake chest and abs, or them touching Ayaka’s.

As we teleport back with O-tsuru to get the next group, Ayaka says after giggling, “You know they touch me more when you make those adorable pouty faces with that adorable mouth of yours.” I blush a little bit, embarrassed, and say, “W-well, I don’t like other women touching you.” She giggles some more and holds me tighter as we teleport, “I didn’t either, until I saw that face of yours under that mask.” I start pouting again, “S-so mean…” O-tsuru starts giggling with Ayaka at my expense. O-tsuru says, “You both do look handsome as men, so do you blame them for teasing you?” I mumble, “But still…” O-tsuru says, “They probably like the safe feeling of being able to flirt for fun without fearing for their safety.” I sigh, knowing that she is probably right, but I still don’t like it.

O-tsuru also mentioned that having the women fawn over us would help us with our covers as men to help with our disguises. So, I don’t mess up our cover, I just try to keep my mouth shut as much as possible while they touch me and not move. Whenever patrols would pass by while we were out, the women would be more vocal with their flirting as a cover. A patrol like the one looking at every woman comparing it to the wanted poster of my face walking down the street before us. One of the locals is giggling while stroking my fake pecs and running her fingers across my abs, “Hanzo, you are so handsome.” Other women start joining in and also touch my fake torso while agreeing with her. Another local says while squealing and running their hands across Ayaka’s fake chest, “Fumiaki is even more handsome.” Other locals start joining her and agreeing with her. It seems like we both have our own fan clubs. The local men also know about our disguises, but they still groan knowing that they aren’t the object of their affections. Their reaction also helped with our cover, since anyone onlooking would think they were jealous of us. Every time, patrols walked past us without a second look.

When we got back, some of those same men who were groaning looked away, and one of them said, “Who is that beauty? She doesn’t seem hung up on these two, so let’s go greet her.” They nod in agreement, and I follow their gaze and see that they are talking about Katsumi. I teleport by Katsumi to protect her, and O-tsuru gets in between me and the men and tells them, “Please stay away from Katsumi. She is not interested in any of you, of that I can assure you.” One of them says, “You aren’t ‘Katsumi’, so I don’t care what you have to say.” I backed her up, “You assholes, can’t you see how terrified she is?” I point to Katsumi and continue, “This place is a safe-haven for every person starved and abused by those villains in power, SOYOU WILL EITHERRESPECT HER BOUNDARIES, OR LEAVE THIS SETTLEMENT.” I end with venom in my words as they almost spit out of my mouth. They grumble and say, “It isn’t worth going hungry over. Ugggh, fine.” With that, they leave, and O-tsuru and I both sigh in relief. Katsumi is shaking in fear, and I teleport her to the safety of her hut. Sir Floof comes out and places his ribbons on her like he is hugging her. The longer his ribbons are on her, the more color returns to her frightened, pale face. I give her a jawbreaker to help distract her from her flashbacks and platonically rub her back in comfort as she calms down.

A few days more of this, and the security system that Hatsume and Powerloader made was completed. We still have more settlements to migrate, but we are almost done. We have been keeping the wigs on this entire time and only removing the binder and fake chest before bed… You know, so we can breathe and also bathe. Before we collected the security system, Mom helped us make brownies for them to say thanks. We teleport to UA and go to the support course lab and open the door to find Hatsume struggling to keep her eyes open. She smells the brownies and opens her eyes, as does Powerloader. I stammer while blushing and handing over the Ziplock bags with brownies for both of them and turning my face to try and hide my blushing face, “T-this is to t-thank you for everything…. Or whatever.” Hatsume giggles and hugs me, which makes Ayaka’s vein pop on her forehead, and I am stiff in awkwardness, “Thank you! I love brownies!” She takes a bite out of one and squeals and happily wiggles and gets the instruction manual for the security system she made and gave us a tutorial while she ate her brownie.

Ayaka and I nonverbally decided to wait to ask about the menstrual cup thing since they looked exhausted, and we took the security system components that were in a duffel and wheeled them to the ritual room. We also made brownies for Ms. Midnight since she has been spending her summer vacation with us, when she could be doing literally anything else. Ayaka said while giving her the bag, “Thank you for helping us as much as you have. We really appreciate you, Ms. Midnight.” I nod, sharing her sentiment, and Ms. Midnight accepts them with a smile, “Awwww, thank you. I shall eat one now. I’ll save the rest for later.” We changed into our kimonos and performed the ritual, heading for Wano.

We are immediately greeted by ‘our fans’ who squeal at the sight of ‘two men’ in a passionate embrace and O-tsuru has them give us space since we have things with us. We take out the components to the security system and explain it in detail. Hatsume and Powerloader took into account that they would need something very simple to use. There were several rods that had a mark on them that had to be buried that far, and there were lots of tiny sensors attached by cables that connect remotely to the main system, and everything is solar-powered and controlled by a central console with a screen. The rods are apparently supposed to go around the settlement, and there are a few special rods for around the center of the settlement. They were designed to be mobile and change if the settlement grew. When activated, it deploys an electric barrier that electrocutes anything that touches it. The cable sensors go around those rods to detect incoming threats that aren’t preapproved by the system. If an intruder is detected, it will arm the security system.

We let the people of Rinyūraru put up the security system while O-tsuru, Ayaka, and I continued relocating people for half the day, and O-tsuru asked if I had the stamina for another town since we finished earlier than usual. I nod, and we knock out another town, making 2 towns relocated today. We weren’t done until dusk, and I was tired. They set up most of the rods and cables. They are intentionally giving them extra space since they know more towns are coming. Though I think, according to O-tsuru, we should be done the day after tomorrow if we do 2 towns again tomorrow. Rinyūraru is pretty large now.Instead of a town, it is turning more into a city with all of the people. The adults are contributing to the community however they can. Whether it is making straw sandals, straw hats, hunting sea beasts, practicing martial arts to protect against invading forces, sewing kimonos, building huts/houses, children running around screaming excitedly as they quirk walk on trees playing, etc. Everyone is so full of life, and I find my right eye watering up under my mask, seeing the drastic change from the first day we arrived.

After a couple of days, we finally finished teleporting the rest of the citizens from the outskirts of Wano to Rinyūraru, and O-tsuru told us that Shinobu told her that the raid on Onigashima, where that bastard Kaido resides, is happening at the end of the week during their Fire Festival and that it should be safe for us to return after that. Hatsume said that it would be impractical to make a menstrual cup machine, so she made a few steel molds and made instructions for them to make their own by harvesting latex from trees like we do here. The women were extremely thankful and accepted everything with open arms. We say our goodbyes for now and wish them success, and tell them we will visit next week when things calm down.

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