Mengjun must just be trying to use this to confuse that guy, then find a chance to bite it off in one go! That way she could even make it into ox tongue!
“Hahahahaha! Ox tongue! I love eating ox tongue the most!”
He knew it—Qu Mengjun was still thinking about him!
Since childhood, his favorite food had always been ox tongue!
Yes! Let Wei Yan, that bastard, move around more before he dies!
Only that way would the ox tongue be firm and chewy enough!
“Dear, I suddenly feel like I’m so stupid. Why are we wasting time here with such a big idiot?”
The verbal sparring paused for the moment.
As she spoke, Qu Mengjun grabbed Wei Yan by the collar, trying to pull him toward the room.
At the same time, her words made Lin Dineng fall into brief silence.
But only for a moment.
Kneeling on the ground with his head lowered, he suddenly burst into maniacal laughter again.
Because… he understood once more!
He had exhausted his oxygen reserves… so now they were finally going to deal with him!
This time, she planned to use beauty to make that beast Wei Yan lose his mind, continuously use his skills in reckless charges, drain all his energy, and exhaust him to death!
Hahahahaha, as expected of his woman!
What a vicious… what a vicious plan!
And Lin Dineng even figured out what she would do if Wei Yan didn’t get exhausted to death!
That would be… to bear him children. A lot of children. More than ten! Enough to form a whole football team!
“Hahahahaha…”
Even though Lin Dineng tried his best to comfort himself, anyone with eyes could see that his laughter was growing more and more forced.
He wanted to say that in this era, raising a single child would burn through an enormous amount of money.
But for wealthy families like theirs, even if each child cost them billions, so what?
Even though he himself didn’t even have 10 million to his name.
His eyes gradually turned hollow, the light fading from his pupils… as if hope itself was slipping away.
Laughing and laughing, under everyone’s stunned gaze, Lin Dineng suddenly clutched his head and burst into tears.
“Um… do you think we should go comfort him?”
At this point in the plot, even Wei Yan felt a sense of helplessness, as if nothing could be salvaged.
He had already given up on completing the mission. It was definitely a failure.
The only thing he was worried about now… was whether the protagonist might develop suicidal thoughts after being hit this hard.
“Before worrying about others, husband, shouldn’t you worry about yourself first?”
Before Wei Yan could even react, two soft arms wrapped around his neck.
Looking at Qu Mengjun’s delicate fingers, each holding dozens of small pink squares, Wei Yan couldn’t help but swallow.
At the same time, a huge sense of danger rose above his head.
…
That night.
“Husband, I’m back, meow~!”
Inside the quiet bridal chamber.
Following her man’s request, she obediently put on cat ears and a cat tail.
But when she returned to the room, she found it completely empty. Instantly, Qu Mengjun’s face turned green. She stood at the doorway in silence for a long time.
“Ahhh! That stinky man! He was clearly enjoying himself just now!”
She stomped her foot in frustration, as if venting her anger.
Clenching her small fists, she stormed to the bedside and instinctively plopped down.
That one movement nearly made her pass out from the pain.
“Ow, ow, ow! It hurts so much!”
She had accidentally sat on her cat tail!
Quickly adjusting her posture, she sat sideways, covering her rounded hips, still shaken.
She sat there for a while, sulking.
But since things had been cut short halfway earlier, she hadn’t been satisfied at all.
Sitting at the edge of the bed, her legs tightly pressed together, she fidgeted for quite a while. The fire inside her simply wouldn’t go out.
After thinking for a moment, she ran to the bedside table and pulled out a pile of items from the drawer.
Finally, when she found the one-to-one custom-made figure of Wei Yan, her eyes lit up.
A little impatient, she immediately wanted to use it.
However, after holding it and observing it for a moment, she seemed to notice something off.
“The upward curve… why does it feel slightly different? It’s off by at least two degrees!”
With a look of disgust, she tossed the figure straight into the trash can.
She was truly speechless. Back then, she had painstakingly collected the data while Wei Yan was asleep, then spent nearly 500,000 yuan to have it custom-made.
And even with such precise data, they still got it wrong!
“I’ll have to get someone to remake it another day. Seriously…”
Staring at the 500,000 yuan sitting in the trash, Qu Mengjun crossed her arms and muttered softly.
She was a very devoted woman. Even when it came to figures, it was the same.
Even the slightest difference meant it wasn’t truly her man’s.
She sat quietly for a while longer, but the irritation in her chest still refused to subside.
Left with no choice, her gaze fell on her own fair, slender hands.
…
At the same time, at the central lake of the Qu Family estate.
The night wind was bleak.
Under the cover of darkness, a figure in a diving suit struggled to drag something out of the lake.
Looking completely exhausted, Wei Yan removed his goggles and oxygen tube, throwing them onto the ground as he gasped for breath.
He was truly speechless. Having read so many novels, he had never seen one where a villain’s mission actually included saving a suicidal protagonist.
Wasn’t this just ridiculous?
If word of this got out, wouldn’t he be laughed at by other villains for years?
“Damn it, this idiot protagonist is really trash!”
“I think you’re the idiot here, System! Get out here and explain what the hell happened today! Are you messing with me?!”
Taking out a golden pill from his pocket, he stuffed it into the mouth of the unconscious man lying on the ground.
Not long after, the man began coughing up water violently.
[You’re the idiot! How would I know why this happened? You think I wanted this? Go eat shit!]
The system was already displeased due to the mission failure.
Now that Wei Yan provoked it, it immediately snapped and started arguing back.
“I was just asking what went wrong. Why are you getting so worked up?”
Afraid that the system might get angry and reveal his location to Qu Mengjun again, Wei Yan wisely backed down.
He was truly done for today… not a drop left.
[Hmph, I’m only worked up because of you!]
[Anyway, to make up for today’s losses, I’ve done everything I can. The thing the protagonist just swallowed is a Forgetfulness Pill. It will make him forget everything that happened in the past two days. Otherwise, once he wakes up, he’ll probably jump into the lake again. This is the only way to get him back on track with the plot.]
“What about Qu Mengjun? Do you have another Forgetfulness Pill? I’ll go feed her one too.”
Wei Yan didn’t care about the protagonist at all.
The most important issue was the female lead, whose behavior had clearly gone off track.
If something like today happened again, his body truly wouldn’t be able to handle it.
[Her? Something as precious as a Forgetfulness Pill—I only have one. As for her, you’re on your own.]
“What?!”
Wei Yan immediately became displeased. “You tell me to restore the plot, but you’re ignoring such a huge bug! If you won’t fix her, then you can go be the villain yourself!”
He pulled off his diving gloves and threw them onto the ground, ready to give up entirely.
[Tsk.]
[Fine, fine. I’ll modify her memory later, alright?]
“That’s more like it.”
Only after getting the answer he wanted did Wei Yan stop arguing with the system.
…
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Wei Yan went home and had a proper sleep.
After all, for the Qu Family, the wedding incident was a scandal. They didn’t want it spreading, so a gag order had been issued. The events of yesterday hadn’t spread far.
As a result, Qu Mengjun’s memory had been altered by the system and returned to normal. Since she herself didn’t remember anything, naturally, no one else knew that Wei Yan had slept with her.
As long as luck wasn’t terrible enough for her to get pregnant from that one time, the matter would be buried forever.
This way, Wei Yan’s identity returned to what it had been… a loyal simp who had chased Qu Mengjun for seven or eight years.
And as a simp, if he followed the plot, what was the first thing he should do after waking up?
Of course… deliver breakfast to his goddess.
“So you’re sure Qu Mengjun doesn’t recognize me anymore, right? She won’t act strangely like yesterday?”
Still shaken, Wei Yan confirmed again with the system.
[Do not question this system! I will not make another mistake!]
Though still a little uneasy, Wei Yan could only choose to trust it.
…
Qu Family estate.
Wearing a nightgown, her smooth black hair draped naturally over her soft, fair shoulders.
Qu Mengjun sat blankly before her vanity.
Beneath the hem of her dress, her slender, fair legs were slightly turned inward, her knees faintly tinged pink. Her delicate bare feet rested lightly on a banana-shaped plush toy of Wei Yan on the floor.
Having stayed up late the previous night, she was still somewhat groggy.
Staring hazily at her breathtaking reflection in the mirror, her lips gradually curved upward.
Because she clearly remembered that yesterday… she and Wei Yan had already made things real at the wedding~
To confirm whether it had been a dream, she had even checked herself.
And it was real.
Yay!
“Ahhh! But what was that man thinking? He ran away after just a few times!”
Kicking her long, fair legs in annoyance, Qu Mengjun pouted.
But it didn’t matter.
That man would belong to her sooner or later.
Right now, the most important thing was to help her man continue dealing with that idiot protagonist.
“After being stimulated like that yesterday, he still didn’t jump into the river… honestly, why can’t he just obediently go die? Always causing trouble for my Brother Wei Yan.”
After calming herself for a moment, she got up to change her clothes, preparing to welcome the breakfast Wei Yan would bring her.
Since the protagonist didn’t die and yesterday’s events hadn’t affected the plot much, it meant that under the system’s pressure, Wei Yan would still show up at the university gate on time to deliver her breakfast.
Even though he knew she was after his body~
“Hmph.” She let out a soft snort, licking her lips as she recalled yesterday’s “taste,” her appetite stirring.
Qu Mengjun clearly remembered what was supposed to happen next.
In the original plot, she had still been influenced by the setting and deeply disliked Wei Yan.
So when Lin Dineng invited her to breakfast that day, she had deliberately thrown Wei Yan’s lovingly prepared meal into the trash in front of him, then accepted Lin Dineng’s invitation.
Turning Wei Yan completely into a joke.
Although it had been the plot’s fault, just recalling it made her want to slap herself.
She had actually made her man lose face in front of so many classmates!
But fortunately, now she had the ability to change everything.
Before heading out later, she would contact two close friends—both equal to her in looks, figure, and background—to cooperate with her plan.
Today, she would even deliberately put on slightly unattractive makeup to highlight their stunning beauty.
She would still follow the original plot at first.
But at the final moment, when she was about to leave with Lin Dineng, her two friends would step forward, take Wei Yan’s breakfast, and throw themselves into his arms, letting him embrace them both.
By then, the entire school… even the entire Magic Capital… would know!
Her man was not unwanted.
And the women who liked him were even more outstanding than her, Qu Mengjun.
The reason he had pursued her for seven or eight years… was simply because he was devoted. That was all.
At that moment, Lin Dineng, who took her away, and even she herself, would both become nothing more than clowns in comparison.
Even if it damaged her reputation greatly, she didn’t care.
As long as she could erase the “simp” label from her man in the eyes of the public, nothing else mattered.