“Ah… slower. Nooo!”
“I’m coming. Almost there.”
Wang Xiaodong muttered in his sleep, “Damn it, I already paid. Can’t you let me sleep a little longer?”
He lazily rolled over and reached for his phone, only to knock over an empty wine bottle with a loud clatter. The sharp sound of shattering glass pierced the room, making his temples throb painfully.
“Damn! What a huge loss…”
‘What kind of party did I go to last night?’
Rubbing the back of his heavy head, Wang Xiaodong caught sight of the Armani suit scattered across the carpet. At that moment, memories flooded into his mind like someone had opened a cloud drive and started downloading everything at full speed…
The Divine Doctor Descends the Mountain, and I’m Surrounded by Beauties?
‘Su Qingyue?’
‘Am I that brain-dead villain who, just to pursue the female lead, tried to run over the protagonist with a car, splashed sulfuric acid on the female lead, and ultimately had his legs broken before being thrown into the sea?’
“I’m freaking losing it!”
Wang Xiaodong shot upright in bed, cold sweat pouring down his body.
He had actually transmigrated!
No, that was not quite right. It felt more like memories from a previous life had suddenly awakened.
All he remembered was that he had been hit by a vehicle, and then he had been reincarnated into this world from birth. For the first twenty-four years of his life, he had lived like an NPC. Had he finally received his player account?
He lowered his gaze to the Patek Philippe on his wrist.
Good lord. He had started the game with a max-level VIP account!
He was Wang Xiaodong, the only son of the Wang family, one of the most powerful elite families in Hua Nation.
His father, Wang Zhenghong, had already retired from active service, but the position he had once held in the military had been anything but low. His former protégés and subordinates could be found everywhere.
His mother, Su Wan, was a queen of the business world and the CEO of Dawn Group. His grandfather, Wang Hongtu, was even one of the Nine Elders…
And what about Wang Xiaodong himself?
He was Yangzhou’s number one simp!
He delivered breakfast to his goddess, only for her to feed it to a dog. He bought her limited-edition handbags, only for her to resell them and use the money to buy Air Jordans for the protagonist…
“Isn’t this just bullying an honest man?!” Wang Xiaodong slammed his fist into the bed.
In his previous life, he had at least been the driver of the boss of a Fortune Global 500 company. When had he ever done anything this stupid?
The hangover made his stomach churn violently. He rushed into the bathroom and splashed cold water over his face. Only then did his muddled mind finally clear.
The handsome face reflected in the mirror practically had four enormous words written across it: Chosen Villain of Destiny.
“Since I’ve been given another life…” Wang Xiaodong stared into the mirror, the corner of his lips curling into a wicked smile. “This time, I’m going to become Niohuru Xiaodong!”
[The host’s intense will to resist has been detected. The Destiny Villain System has officially activated.]
‘A system! It’s actually a system!’
Fortunately, it was not some system that forced a villain to obediently follow the plotline, nor was it one of those simp systems.
If it were some suffocating system that forced him to live like a pathetic nobody, he would have wanted to uninstall it with 306 Security.
In his previous life, Wang Xiaodong had been the driver of a business tycoon, and he had also been obsessed with Tomato novels. Naturally, he knew exactly what a system was.
‘Even my boss read them. Why shouldn’t I?’
Even without relying on the system, he could still use his knowledge of the plot to seize the initiative and carefully plan every move.
But there was one simple question.
‘If you have a cheat and refuse to use it, are you even human?’
“System Daddy, are you there?”
[Esteemed host, as a distinguished transmigrator from Earth, the system is unworthy of being your daddy.]
[Furthermore, I am a female system.]
“That’s right. I’m an Earthling. My previous memories must have influenced me. How could I casually call someone Daddy?”
[An unopened Beginner Gift Pack has been detected. It has been automatically opened for you.]
[Congratulations, host. Your overall physical attributes have been enhanced, and your Charm has reached the maximum value.]
[Congratulations, host. You have obtained Early-stage Mystic Realm cultivation.]
[The cultivation realms are Yellow Realm, Mystic Realm, Earth Realm, Heaven Realm, and Innate Realm. Each realm is divided into early stage, middle stage, late stage, and peak stage.]
[Congratulations, host. You have obtained the Destiny Great Villain Halo. You can ignore protagonist halos, prevent those around you from suffering reduced intelligence because of a protagonist, disregard the Heavenly Dao, and directly kill protagonists.]
“Not bad! So I won’t suffer a backlash from their destiny anymore?”
[Friendly reminder: Simply killing protagonists would be letting them off too easily. It is recommended that you destroy both their lives and their spirits. You can obtain even more destiny that way~]
[The higher your destiny, the greater your system privileges!]
“Alright, I understand. Show me my status panel.”
[Host: Wang Xiaodong
Gender: Male (modifiable)
Charm: 99 (maximum value, esteemed readers are 99+)
Strength: Early-stage Mystic Realm
Destiny: 100+ (an ordinary person has 10)
(Destiny is continuously increasing. It was previously suppressed to 100 by the Heavenly Dao, but the system has now removed the restriction.)
Script: The Divine Doctor Descends the Mountain, and I’m Surrounded by Beauties?
Items: Destiny Great Villain Halo.]
At that moment, the phone on the bedside table began vibrating wildly. The name glowing on the screen was “Su Qingyue.”
Wang Xiaodong stared at the name for three seconds. The anger in his chest instantly surged several meters high.
There was only one reason.
He had barely finished feeling disgusted by all those pathetic memories, and now the female lead herself had come knocking?
Wang Xiaodong snatched up the phone.
He took a deep breath and answered the call. Before the other person could even speak, he immediately unleashed a torrent of curses, “Su Qingyue, what the **** is wrong with you?!”
“Who the hell do you think you are? Do you really think you’re some fairy descended from heaven, playing Simp Simulator with me? Every damn day, you treat me like an ATM, delivery guy, and emotional trash can all rolled into one. What, are you trying to stack buffs?”
The other end of the call went noticeably silent for two seconds. Then Su Qingyue’s familiar coquettish voice, tinged with that unmistakably two-faced sweetness, came through, “Brother Xiaodong, why are you talking to me like that? I was only…”
“Stop! Don’t call me ‘Brother’ anymore. You’re giving me freaking PTSD!”
Wang Xiaodong cut her off immediately and sneered, “Every time you call me ‘Brother,’ my wallet loses 5 kilograms! What’s wrong? Is that ‘real brother’ of yours some kept man? Do you seriously have to act cute and beg for money just to support him?”
“I was blind before, but now my eyesight is 5.0, and I can see everything perfectly clearly. You’re a freaking Two-Faced Pro Max, complete with the Player DLC!”
Disbelief finally entered Su Qingyue’s voice. “Wang Xiaodong, do you know who you’re talking to? If you keep acting like this, I’ll get angry and stop talking to you.”
“Of course I know!” Wang Xiaodong grinned.
“Aren’t you just some ‘high-end player’ who uses a simp’s money to support her pretty boy while still pretending she’s pure and aloof? If I give you respect, you’re the young lady of the Su family. If I don’t, you’re not even qualified to ask me to help you slash a price on Pinduoduo!”
He paused briefly, his expression turning cold.
“And one more thing. Don’t ever call me again. Otherwise, I wouldn’t mind making the Su family… disappear completely!”
With that, he hung up.
He blocked her number and deleted her contact in one smooth sequence, his movements so fluid they rivaled a professional Honor of Kings player instantly switching to the Blade of Eternity.
[The host has changed the simp plotline. Su Qingyue’s destiny has decreased, and the host’s destiny is increasing.]
[Destiny lost by the protagonist and female lead will be transferred to Wang Xiaodong.]
The system notification sounded in his mind again, but Wang Xiaodong had no interest in paying attention to it.
He collapsed onto the sofa, feeling as refreshed as if he had just gulped down an ice-cold Coke in the scorching heat of midsummer.
‘So damn satisfying!’