[Ding! Scan successful. The sign-in location is Azure Cloud Immortal Pool.] the system said.
“What the hell? Azure Cloud Immortal Pool! Is the system trying to get me killed? The Azure Cloud Immortal Pool is hidden within the Supreme Leader Peak, on a floating island above the sea of clouds ten thousand meters high. Only my Master can open it, and the main purpose of opening it is to bathe naked and cleanse all impurities for better cultivation of the Nine Heavens Emperor Scripture. Now you’re asking me to sign in at the Azure Cloud Immortal Pool — wouldn’t that mean I have to sneak a peek at Murong Bing bathing? Back then, we used to bathe together in the Azure Cloud Immortal Pool daily, but now she’s no longer my wife, only my Master and a powerful cultivator. If she catches me peeping, I’ll be beaten to death! With my current strength, I’m no match for a Peak Saint King Realm cultivator, not to mention she also possesses a top-grade Imperial Artifact,” Xia Changqing thought in shock, immediately shaking his head in refusal. He didn’t want to provoke the wrath of such a powerful cultivator.
[Host, please rest assured. This system is merely a program created by an eternal existence and will never harm you.] the system responded.
“Seems like I’ll have to plan carefully,” Xia Changqing drank the Immortal Tea in his cup in one gulp and fell silent, contemplating seriously.
“Wuwuwu, it’s all over. Senior Brother will never talk to me again. I desecrated Senior Brother’s Dao Body like that. He must hate me to death now,” Tu Xiaoxiao cried regretfully under her blanket, tears soaking her face.
No one would believe that the always graceful and gentle Tu Xiaoxiao would have the audacity to take advantage of Xia Changqing during his so-called ‘weak period’ after his nirvana and do something so insane.
“No, I must go to Holy Son Peak and confess to seek forgiveness,” Tu Xiaoxiao wiped her tears, her gaze resolute. She had made up her mind to sincerely repent. As long as she could get Xia Changqing’s forgiveness, she was willing to do anything.
“What is Tu Xiaoxiao doing going to Holy Son Peak?” Murong Bing, who was secretly observing Holy Son Peak through the Haotian Mirror, noticed Tu Xiaoxiao transforming into a stream of light, rushing impatiently toward Xia Changqing’s cave mansion, and grew suspicious. The stunning sect master silently followed behind Tu Xiaoxiao, wanting to see what tricks they were up to.
“Wuwu, Senior Brother, Xiaoxiao is here to confess her sins,” Tu Xiaoxiao, wearing a long green dress, lowered her head so much she couldn’t see her toes. She lightly knocked on Xia Changqing’s door, heart in chaos, pitifully calling out.
“You, a girl, did something so outrageous. Do you know your mistake now?” The white jade door slowly opened, and Xia Changqing, wearing a simple green robe with golden trim, stepped out, his face stern. This story is hosted at g.com.
“Wuwuwu, Senior Brother, I know I was wrong. I’ll never dare again. As long as you forgive Xiaoxiao’s sins, I’m willing to do anything,” Tu Xiaoxiao, an exquisitely beautiful woman with a slender figure and a pair of fluffy pink cat ears, threw herself into the handsome youth’s arms, tearfully begging.
“Considering the great crime you committed, I’ll subject you to a series of strict tests. If you fail, you’ll face inhumane punishment. You don’t want Master to find out about this, do you?” Xia Changqing rubbed Tu Xiaoxiao’s cat ears and smiled devilishly.
“Yes, Xiaoxiao understands,” Tu Xiaoxiao shook her head, rubbing against the handsome youth’s large, warm hand like a spoiled cat.
“Come in,” Xia Changqing said, walking ahead, while Tu Xiaoxiao followed behind, holding his hand like a wronged little wife.
‘What on earth did Tu Xiaoxiao do to Xia Changqing to come and confess like this? And what is that scoundrel Xia Changqing plotting? Given his scheming nature, how could he suffer a loss at Tu Xiaoxiao’s hands?’ Murong Bing was confused by their conversation. Fearing detection by Xia Changqing’s powerful soul, she dared not openly scan the cave mansion with her divine sense and could only probe lightly. Even the Primordial Chaos Jade Pendant in her sea of consciousness had a limited range for eavesdropping on Xia Changqing’s inner thoughts.
“Slap slap slap! Wrong again! Techniques are dead, but people are alive. Why has the core sword art of the Azure Cloud Sword Manual turned into a farmer’s plowing moves in your hands?” Xia Changqing held a ruler like a stubborn old scholar, scolding Tu Xiaoxiao sternly while smacking her palms.
“Wuwuwu, Senior Brother, the Azure Cloud Core Sword Art is really too hard to learn,” Tu Xiaoxiao said pitifully, holding a sword in one hand and covering her sore buttocks with the other. Her charming peach blossom eyes revealed an innate allure.
“Your temperament is still not right. I’ll have to put you through special training. Coincidentally, I have an ancient auxiliary cultivation technique called the Dragon-Phoenix Purity Technique. I’ll teach it to you now,” Xia Changqing said, tapping the beautiful woman’s forehead and passing the profound technique to Tu Xiaoxiao.
“Xiaoxiao will study this technique diligently and never disappoint you,” Tu Xiaoxiao, her eyes red with emotion, said gratefully.
“Senior Brother, Xiaoxiao didn’t cultivate seriously again and made you angry. Please punish me,” Tu Xiaoxiao said in a soft mosquito-like voice, her cheeks flushed.
“Sigh, what am I going to do with you…”
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“A lone man and a woman have been in there for four hours already. How long does it take to point out a few cultivation techniques?” Murong Bing muttered in dissatisfaction from the clouds a hundred meters above Holy Son Peak. She faintly heard the sound of a woman crying from inside the cave mansion.
“Senior Brother, you’re too bad,” Tu Xiaoxiao sat obediently beside Xia Changqing, her face full of happiness and coquettish complaint. Though she had changed into clean clothes, traces of spring joy still lingered at the corners of her eyes.
“Who told you to be so bold as to launch a night attack on me? Now you know how serious it is,” Xia Changqing said calmly, playing with the girl’s slender, jade-like fingers.
“Who told Senior Brother to be so gentle? Xiaoxiao regrets not executing the plan earlier. If Shuishui finds out I monopolized all of Senior Brother’s affection, she’ll be so envious,” Tu Xiaoxiao said passionately.
“That little Shuishui girl may be clever and mischievous, but she’s not as audacious as you,” Xia Changqing laughed softly, pinching Tu Xiaoxiao’s delicate nose.
“Senior Brother, Shuishui secretly collected many of your personal items. Her infatuation with you is no less than mine. But I’m not going to share you with her. I want all your love for myself,” Tu Xiaoxiao said firmly.
“Hmph, it’s not so easy to monopolize my love. Do you think you can manage that?”
“Bring it on, Senior Brother. I’m the White Tiger Sacred Body, both offensive and defensive. I’m not afraid!”