"My good son, say 'Father,' say 'Father'!"
Qin Tian teased Qin Feng in his swaddling clothes, experiencing the joy of being a new father.
However, Qin Feng showed this cheap old dad of his no respect. Whenever he was told to call him 'Father,' he would make an innocent, animal-like sound, causing his father's face to darken and his mother to burst into a beautiful, blooming laugh.
But his father never tired of it, repeating the same routine dozens of times a day.
"Childish!"
Qin Feng couldn't be bothered with his goofy father and called upon the system to open the system store.
Since his birth, he had discovered that his cultivation speed had slowed down. According to the system, the reason his cultivation was so fast in the womb was not only due to the support of the Immortal Elixir but also because of the assistance from his powerful mother.
Now that he was born, he could only rely on himself.
However, with just over thirty thousand Villain Points, he couldn't really afford any methods to rapidly increase his cultivation.
The system suddenly spoke: "It is recommended that the host purchase the Comprehension Aura. It can increase your comprehension ability. As long as you grasp the mysteries of the first Heaven of the Thirty-Three Heavens Creation Art, your cultivation will become twice as effective."
Comprehension Aura: Increases the host's comprehension by a hundredfold. Exchange price: 30,000 Villain Points. Effect lasts for one month.
A hundredfold increase in comprehension!?
Even a pig would become a genius with a hundredfold increase in comprehension, let alone a super-genius like him who had been marinated in Immortal Elixir for a hundred years.
After a moment of thought, Qin Feng nodded and agreed to the exchange.
Compared to rapidly increasing his cultivation, he was more eager to comprehend the Thirty-Three Heavens Creation Art as soon as possible.
According to the records in his mind, if he could comprehend the entire Thirty-Three Heavens Creation Art, he would become an immortal and indestructible being.
Even if killed, he could be reborn from a single drop of blood.
It was truly a divine art, a must-have for any villain who robbed, murdered, and coveted other men's wives.
Ptooey!
He was a proper Confucian gentleman who had studied the *Analects*. How could he willingly debase himself by becoming a villain!
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for spending 30,000 Villain Points to successfully exchange for a one-month Comprehension Aura!"
RUMBLE!!
Qin Feng felt a sudden explosion in his mind, his soul dazed as if it were leaving his body. Many aspects of cultivation he hadn't understood before now became clear with effortless thought.
Spring passed and autumn came again... another three years flew by in a flash.
Qin Feng was now three years old. He had grown into an adorable, exquisitely carved little cherub. Relying on his harmless appearance and the social skills he had learned in his past life, he greeted everyone he met with a smile, becoming incredibly popular within the Qin Family.
Whether it was the single Young Ladies or the married young wives, they would all scoop him up for a kiss whenever they saw him.
As a proper Confucian gentleman who had studied the *Analects*, he naturally understood the principle of reciprocity. Therefore, every time a Young Lady kissed him, he would return the favor with a kiss of his own.
But the system always wrongly accused him, saying he was a pervert taking advantage of the Young Ladies and insisting on giving him 1 Villain Point.
Was he that kind of person!?
Even if he had the inclination, he didn't have the... equipment!
Besides, he had a Chosen One for a younger brother. How could he have the mind to think about such trivial nonsense?
Ever since his younger brother had taken sole possession of their double room, he had been, as they say, like a heifer on an airplane—utterly freaking awesome.
Not only had he successfully comprehended the laws of Heaven and Earth and was now deducing his own exclusive cultivation art above the Heaven rank, but phantoms of dragons and phoenixes would also circle in the sky from time to time, letting out resounding cries.
The commotion was far greater than when he himself was born!
This brought immense joy to the entire Qin Family, who hadn't expected one pregnancy to produce two Heaven's Prides. It even alarmed the First Ancestor, who had been in seclusion for many years. He personally named the second brother Qin Hao—a man who dared to f— the Heavens before he was even born.
Faced with such an unreasonably overpowered younger brother, Qin Feng hadn't dared to slack off for a single moment in the past three years, using every second to improve his cultivation.
To others, he and his younger brother might seem to be prodigies of the same caliber, but he knew his own situation best.
He hadn't comprehended any Innate Cultivation Art in the womb at all; he had only grasped the Great Dao of Cheating.
In other words, his connection with the Thirty-Three Heavens Creation Art had not reached the Great Perfection Realm, so he couldn't claim to be invincible among his peers.
He was already a huge step behind his younger brother from the very start. If he didn't want to be sacrificed or killed off later, he had to seize every moment to raise his cultivation.
He had now comprehended the first Heaven of the Thirty-Three Heavens Creation Art, and his cultivation had broken through to the ninth level of Blood Qi. He was just one step away from breaking through to the Kaiyuan Realm and opening up his dantian to store his own spiritual energy.
A three-year-old at the Kaiyuan Realm would set a new record in the Archaic Era.
"The breakthrough to Kaiyuan is now! Break for me!!"
Qin Feng, sitting cross-legged on his bed, suddenly opened his eyes. With a loud shout, he circulated all the spiritual energy in his body and violently bombarded his dantian.
BOOM!!
A terrifying impact resounded within Qin Feng's body. A dim, starry sky appeared within his dantian. The surrounding spiritual qi surged into it like a tidal wave, transforming into spiritual energy that lit up the dim expanse, imbuing it with a life-giving power of creation.
"Huu... I've broken through to the first level of the Kaiyuan Realm!"
Qin Feng let out a long, turbid breath. He was now more than ten times stronger than before.
Also, ever since comprehending the first Heaven of the Thirty-Three Heavens Creation Art, his recovery ability had become far, far stronger than others at the same level. He was another step closer to coveting other men's wives—ptooey, to becoming immortal and indestructible.
"Calculating the time, my younger brother should be born soon!"
Qin Feng looked up at the moon and muttered to himself. After not seeing him for three years, he found himself missing his younger brother more and more.
Ever since his younger brother took over their double room three years ago, his source of Villain Points had dried up.
Although according to the system's villain laws, he could also gain Villain Points by bullying others, the amount was pitifully small and couldn't compare to what he got from his Chosen One of a brother.
For example, after being taken advantage of by the Qin Family's Young Ladies and young wives for three years, he had only earned a little over 1,000 points of "hardship pay," which was far less than what he could earn from beating up his brother.
"My foolish otouto, do you have any idea how your big brother has lived these past three years!?"
Qin Feng looked at the 4,300 Villain Points displayed by the system. He had painstakingly saved them up, not daring to spend a single point in three years, terrified that his younger brother's "kin-slaying" halo might suddenly activate and cause a clan annihilation or something.
But thankfully, his younger brother was about to be born, and it was time for him to strengthen himself.
Qin Feng eagerly opened the system store. He had his eye on a God-level movement technique called Phantom Leisure for a while now, but with his limited points, he could only afford the first volume.
As for why he didn't choose to cultivate one of his family's techniques—he had a system, would he be a fool to waste time learning things the normal way? Wouldn't it be better to just exchange for them directly?!
Phantom Leisure: Volume One. Upon mastery, one can become as light as a swallow and leave no tracks on snow. (Exchange price: 4,000 Villain Points)
A wolf must sharpen its fangs; a sheep must train its legs!
Facing an unreasonably overpowered Chosen One like his younger brother, he could only aspire to become the fastest man in the Archaic Era.
The moment he sensed something was wrong, he could make a run for it.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for spending 4,000 Villain Points to successfully exchange for the first volume of Phantom Leisure!"
A figure immediately appeared before Qin Feng's eyes, moving rapidly with exquisite footwork. Its movements were so dazzling and unpredictable that it was impossible to touch. He was another step closer to becoming the fastest man in the Archaic Era...
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