"Auntie, stop joking around!" Zhao Xiao’an stomped her foot in exasperation. "You’re going to scare him off!"
She knew her aunt loved to make inappropriate jokes, but she never expected her to be so brazenly suggestive with Wang Chenning right there.
’So embarrassing!’
Wang Chenning never would have dreamed that Zhao Xiao’an’s aunt was such a beautiful, fiery woman.
To be honest, this was exactly his type: a mature woman with a fantastic figure, radiating a sultry, flirtatious charm from head to toe.
What man wouldn’t love a beautiful, mature woman who was not only into making dirty jokes, but was an absolute pro at it?
But Wang Chenning knew she was deliberately teasing him.
Although Luo Yuqing was a veteran at making lewd jokes, Wang Chenning could easily tell she was still a virgin.
’A woman like her wouldn’t just let any man into her bed...’
Besides, with Zhao Xiao’an right there, he had to play the part of a gentleman.
"Auntie, please stop teasing Xiao’an!" Wang Chenning smoothly extracted his arm from her soft embrace, his smile never wavering. "It’s a pleasure to meet you today. Let me treat you and Xiao’an to a nice dinner!"
"Oh? Nothing’s even happened between you two and you’re already protecting her?" Luo Yuqing shot Wang Chenning a look before nodding. "You’re a pretty decent guy. Xiao’an, I approve of this boyfriend you’ve picked out!"
Zhao Xiao’an stomped her foot again. "Auntie, would you please stop talking nonsense?"
She finished by stealing a glance at Wang Chenning.
Wang Chenning chuckled knowingly, which made Zhao Xiao’an’s face turn bright red.
"Pfft. If he’s not your boyfriend, then why are you blushing?" Luo Yuqing looped her arm through Zhao Xiao’an’s. "I’m free anyway, so I’ll just tag along for that nice dinner! Come on, I’ll take you to a great spot."
Zhao Xiao’an was reluctant to have a third wheel, but she ultimately had no choice but to agree.
Luo Yuqing brazenly plopped down in the passenger seat of the BMW X5, shooing the car’s owner, Zhao Xiao’an, into the back and telling Wang Chenning to drive.
Zhao Xiao’an was a little annoyed, but she sulkily sat down in the back.
After getting in, Luo Yuqing took off her jacket and buckled her seatbelt at Zhao Xiao’an’s prompting.
Wang Chenning glanced sideways at her, then quickly snapped his head back to the front.
The way the seatbelt strained across her generous bust was truly startling.
"Xiao’an has told me several times how incredible your medical skills are, especially your Acupuncture Skill. She said you’re practically a miracle worker!" As the car left the parking lot, Luo Yuqing blinked her big, beautiful eyes at Wang Chenning. "Are you really that amazing?"
"Most medical problems aren’t an issue for me," Wang Chenning said. He could see Luo Yuqing’s voluptuous chest every time he glanced to the side.
It was a little distracting, but he didn’t mind the view he got whenever he happened to glance at the passenger-side mirror.
Luo Yuqing turned to face him more directly. "Well, if you’re so amazing, maybe you can do me a favor!"
"What kind of favor? If it’s something I can do, I’ll definitely help."
"My breasts are too big. They’re a hassle!" Luo Yuqing reached back and gave Zhao Xiao’an’s chest a squeeze. "Can you help me shrink mine down to her size?"
Wang Chenning couldn’t help but shudder, stepping on the brake a little too hard and causing the car to lurch.
"Ah! Luo Yuqing!" Zhao Xiao’an slapped her aunt’s hand away and shrieked through clenched teeth, "Get your hands off me!"
If a hole had opened up in the floor, Zhao Xiao’an would have gladly jumped in and never come out.
’This has to be the most humiliating day of my entire life.’
’Oh, heavens above! Please, just take this vixen away!’
"Actually, I think your figure is fantastic, Auntie. I don’t see them as a hassle at all," Wang Chenning said, glancing at Luo Yuqing’s ample bust. He struggled to suppress a laugh and added seriously, "But, if you’d like your proportions to be a bit more... balanced, that’s entirely possible!"
’She’s a master-level flirt, through and through. Being around a woman like this would get anyone’s blood pumping.’
"You mean, you can actually do it?" Luo Yuqing’s eyes widened as she stared at Wang Chenning.
Wang Chenning smiled. "Of course. No problem."
"Alright, I’ll come find you one of these days!" Luo Yuqing finally dropped the R-rated topic and switched to casual small talk.
Both Wang Chenning and Zhao Xiao’an breathed a sigh of relief.
After about half an hour, they arrived at a high-end seafood restaurant.
Following the parking attendant’s directions, Wang Chenning prepared to back into a spot on his left.
But just as he was reversing the BMW X5 into the space, a red sports car suddenly sped over, executed a sharp drift, and squeezed into the spot.
Wang Chenning couldn’t get out of the way in time, and the two cars scraped against each other.
The other car was a pricey Porsche 488. As Wang Chenning and the startled Luo Yuqing and Zhao Xiao’an got out of their car, a fashionably dressed young man emerged from the sports car.
Seeing the significant damage to his car, he immediately started shouting curses. "Motherfucker! Are you fucking blind? Do you even know how to drive?"
"You hit my goddamn car! Do you have any idea how much this thing costs?"
"Watch your mouth!" Wang Chenning’s expression turned cold. "You hit our car. You’re fully responsible."
The Porsche driver only grew more arrogant. "You saw me coming, why didn’t you get out of the way? This is a sports car worth over five million. Can you afford to pay for the damages?"
"Idiot!"
"You’d better figure out how to get my car repaired to its original condition, or else..."
But when the Porsche driver got a clear look at Luo Yuqing’s face and figure, his eyes lit up. "Well, hello there. What a beautiful lady!"
"You really think I’m beautiful?" Luo Yuqing crossed her arms, a playful smile on her face as she looked at the man. "Are you trying to hit on me, handsome?"
The pose made her ample bust look even more... formidable.
"Let’s be friends, beautiful," the Porsche driver said, his eyes greedily fixed on her formidable chest. He added with a frivolous smirk, "If we become *good* friends, I’ll forget all about this accident."
"Oh, you’re so generous, aren’t you?" Luo Yuqing giggled. "So, where are you planning to take me tonight?"
"I’ll take you anywhere you want to go." As Luo Yuqing laughed, her chest jiggled, and the Porsche driver’s eyes practically bulged out of his head. He licked his lips. "How about I take you for a ride? If you go for a ride with me tonight, I’ll even buy you a sports car better than this one. What do you say?"
Luo Yuqing’s face was still wreathed in a joyful smile. "Sure! Take me for that ride!"
"Then let’s go!" The Porsche driver was overjoyed and reached out to wrap his arm around Luo Yuqing’s waist.
Apparently, being rich meant you could be as arrogant as you wanted.
But to his surprise, just as he was gleefully reaching for her waist, Luo Yuqing’s hand flew up and slapped him across the face.
A loud SMACK echoed through the lot, startling both Wang Chenning and Zhao Xiao’an.
The Porsche driver was completely stunned.
"Pah! You think you’re hot stuff just because you drive a flashy piece of junk? You’re nothing but a nouveau riche brat with a bit of dirty money, yet you have the gall to be this arrogant after hitting someone’s car!" Luo Yuqing’s expression had changed faster than flipping through a book. "You look like a half-evolved monkey. Don’t you make yourself cry every time you look in the mirror? With my looks and my figure, do you really think a creep like you has a chance in hell of picking me up?"
Stung by the slap and Luo Yuqing’s torrent of insults, the fashionable man flew into a rage. "You fucking bitch! You dare hit me? I’ll show you what happens!"
With that, he lunged forward, his hands reaching directly for Luo Yuqing’s voluptuous chest...