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Who Says My Magic Cards Are a Problem?

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Chapter 16: WMC Chapter 16 Trust Me I'm an Innocent College Student

Who Says My Magic Cards Are a Problem?

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Asma had a nightmare.

He dreamed that a terrifying monster appeared right before his eyes.

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It was more horrifying than an abyssal fiend.

Standing before it, Asma’s entire body went limp, his legs trembling uncontrollably.

It spewed massive amounts of poisonous gas that filled the air, making it hard to breathe and causing severe dizziness.

Then, while its target was unconscious, it used its three mouths to tear its prey into three pieces, chewing them up before swallowing them down into its belly.

It was absolutely terrifying!

Asma slowly regained consciousness.

The first thing that greeted his eyes was an incredibly dim basement.

His body was pressed tightly against the freezing floor.

*Sure enough, it was all a dream.*

Asma breathed a sigh of relief.

There was no three-mouthed monster, no poisonous gas.

It was all just a dream.

He was scaring himself.

But soon, Asma realized something was wrong.

He tried to sit up, only to find that his hands and feet were completely bound.

He couldn’t move an inch.

*Pant…

pant…*

Heavy panting echoed from behind him.

Asma’s body stiffened, and cold sweat instantly slid down his face.

With great difficulty, he slowly turned his head.

Then, his pupils dilated instantly in sheer disbelief.

He saw his only companion, Ula, still unconscious and lying on his side on the ground.

And behind him, a bulging, muscular humanoid creature was mounted on top of Ula, continuously thrusting its hips.

*What…

what the hell is this guy doing?!*

Asma was dumbfounded.

His brain completely short-circuited in that moment.

Although it was quite dark, judging by the humanoid creature’s head and green skin, he could tell that this was probably a goblin.

But how could a goblin be this massive?

That rippling physique was even more exaggerated than those of knights who cultivated aura.

*More importantly, what is it doing?!*

“Pant…

pant…”

The Macho Goblin panted heavily, seemingly in an extremely aroused state.

After his brain stalled for a moment, Asma finally understood the situation.

Goblins were extremely vile and depraved creatures.

They were generally short, lived in groups, and were frequently hunted by low-level human professionals as beginner quests.

This was mainly because the goblin race was weak, and since they were perpetually in heat, their reproduction rate was astonishing.

No matter how many were killed, there always seemed to be more.

Therefore, the various empires tacitly allowed rookie professionals to hunt and exterminate goblins, treating it as a way to control their population.

But soon, Asma noticed something else.

He saw that tears were silently streaming down Ula’s face.

*Oh, so Ula is already awake, but he doesn’t dare to actually ‘wake up’.

This must be a living nightmare for him.*

*May the Lord bless you.*

Asma prayed for his companion in his heart.

He silently turned his head back and continued to play dead, hoping this muscle-bound goblin wouldn’t notice him.

*Otherwise…*

At the thought of being taken from behind by a goblin, Asma would rather bite his own tongue and die, going straight to accompany his Lord.

“What are you doing?!”

Suddenly, a flash of light appeared, followed by a furious roar.

Asma instantly opened his eyes.

It was that young man’s voice!

*It actually wasn’t a dream?*

Hearing its master’s voice, the Macho Goblin hastily scrambled off Ula in a panic.

“Ge…

ge…”

The Macho Goblin looked guilty, lowering its head like a child who had done something wrong.

“I swear, you’re unbelievable.

Thank goodness, thank goodness.”

Gu Xin was furious.

He quickly checked on Ula’s condition.

However, he found that Ula’s pants were still on.

It seemed the Macho Goblin hadn’t actually penetrated him, but was merely venting its bestial desires against Ula’s body as discreetly as possible.

Gu Xin breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.

*Thank goodness.*

“Ge…” The Macho Goblin looked at Gu Xin cautiously, like a timid little wife who had made a mistake and didn’t dare to speak.

“At least you were somewhat obedient.

If you had broken him, I would have fed you to Baron Nashor.”

Gu Xin glared at the Macho Goblin.

These were precious materials he had gone through a lot of trouble to obtain.

He wouldn’t even feel any psychological burden using them to craft cards.

If the Macho Goblin had actually broken them and affected their structural integrity, Gu Xin absolutely wouldn’t have spared it.

“…”

The Macho Goblin shrank its neck, full of grievance but not daring to make a sound.

As if hearing its name, a bizarre, deep purple void rift gradually surfaced.

A dense cluster of terrifying eyes faintly blinked from within the void.

Baron Nashor had been hiding by Gu Xin’s side this whole time.

Noticing this, the Macho Goblin gulped, shivering in fear.

“Hurry up and get me a chair.”

“Ge!”

The Macho Goblin eagerly scurried over, immediately grabbing a chair and placing it behind Gu Xin.

“You two, since you’re both awake, why aren’t you saying anything?”

Gu Xin sat down calmly, crossing his legs.

He took a sip of cola and spoke with a beaming smile.

His perception was excellent, so he could sense that both Asma and Ula were already awake.

Realizing he could no longer keep up the act, Asma opened his eyes.

Beside him, Ula’s face was ashen, a mix of green and purple.

He had just been nearly fucked by a damn goblin!!

How could he possibly accept this?

“Sir, who exactly are you?” Asma asked calmly.

“That’s not important.

I’m going to ask you a few things next.

As long as you answer honestly, I might show you some mercy.”

“Truly?”

“A gentleman’s word is his bond.

I’m an innocent college student, trust me.”

Gu Xin replied without hesitation.

“Alright.”

“Then for the first question: do you know how to access the Dark Web?”

“The Dark Web requires identity verification, as well as a letter of recommendation.

That means an already registered user has to recommend you.

Only then can a newcomer enter.”

Asma replied in a low voice, looking at Gu Xin with a strange gaze.

“You actually don’t have access to the Dark Web, sir?”

“Is that so strange?”

Gu Xin felt that Asma’s gaze was a bit insulting.

What was with that *’How can an evil scumbag like you not be a Dark Web user’* expression?

*I, Gu Xin, am a genuine member of the Lawful Good faction!*

“Recommend me for the Dark Web.”

Gu Xin demanded bluntly.

“I can’t.

Only users who are Level 3 or above on the Dark Web have recommendation privileges.

I’m only a Level 1 user.”

“What about him?”

“Ula is the same as me.”

*What useless trash!*

Gu Xin looked at the two with disdain, but he still frowned.

He hadn’t expected accessing the Dark Web to be this troublesome.

It actually required a recommendation from a high-level internal user.

This was going to be annoying.

*Then could I just use Asma and Ula’s accounts directly?

I only want to use the Dark Web to buy some demi-humans anyway.*

*Using their accounts might actually be safer.*

“Sir, the Dark Web requires facial verification every time you log in,” Asma said, seemingly guessing Gu Xin’s thoughts.

“Tch~”

“Second question: do you have any other accomplices?”

“No.”

“Tell the truth, or I’ll have my little bro here entertain you two properly.”

Gu Xin’s eyes narrowed slightly, his threat abundantly clear.

The Macho Goblin immediately started panting heavily again, looking at Asma and Ula with excitement, eager to give it a go.

“There really aren’t any left…

During the battle with the Impure Ones, those of us who came to Yin City suffered heavy casualties.

The rest of the congregation has already returned to the Lord’s embrace.”

The Macho Goblin’s deterrent power was simply too strong.

Asma replied hastily, his speaking speed increasing significantly.

If he were violated by this goblin, even with the Lord’s love, he would absolutely live in a nightmare for the rest of his life!

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