The small smile on Yu Haiqiao’s face froze a little and with a dark face, he snorted, “What assets do you have? This house was paid for by your parents with a down payment, and you’ll only be able to finish paying the monthly loans by the time you hit 36.” He reached out a hand and pointed to the direction behind me, “This fridge was bought with my money for you, the bed and the mattress on it in your room were also bought with my money, the air conditioner was something I bought and even the toilet in your bathroom was replaced with a smart toilet with my help, what asset do you have exactly that’s worth my coveting?”
I earnestly stared at Yu Haiqiao and thought deeply for a while. According to the dog’s aforementioned words, I could only deduce the following conclusion, “You wouldn’t have been secretly in love with me for the past 10 or so years, have you?”
Yu Haiqiao laughed coldly as if it was the most ridiculous thing he had heard in this world, putting on a cold and haughty face that said it was beneath his dignity to respond to such a question.
I slowly nodded, “That’s good. But thinking about it is still quite disgusting.”
Yu Haiqiao responded, “I think of marrying you as giving assistance to the poor. If it weren’t because we grew up together and nobody seems to want you, do you think I would’ve asked you out of all people?”
“Have you ever taken your looks or personality into consideration? Nowadays, even gay men prefer their men to know how to act coquettish.”
I exclaimed in surprise upon hearing this, “You’re not telling me you’re gay, are you? Dog Yu, you’re very good at hiding this. I can’t believe you even wanted to trick an innocent girl like me into marriage.”
Yu Haiqiao quickly took out a small ring box and threw it towards me before turning away, snorting, “Quick, do you want to do it or not?”
I stared at the figure of his back before decisively opening the box and slipping the ring onto my finger.
The following day, the two of us requested a leave of absence from work and went to the bureau to get our marriage registered. After getting the certificate, this guy sat in his car and told me that “he wouldn’t ever make a move on me and that falling in love with me was no different to committing incest”.
After returning home and sharing this ‘jovial’ news with my parents, the two families immediately started happily arranging wedding banquets and ceremonies, even smilingly saying that they had always thought we had a good relationship since we were young and that we were made for each other. After informing our good friends of the ceremony, we even happily spent our honeymoon, swiping Yu Haiqiao’s card at the Maldives, spending several days bathed in the sun. After coming home, I was immediately half-forced to move into Yu Haiqiao’s new home and the moment I stepped into his house, I felt my new identity slightly hard to adjust to, standing at the bedroom door feeling ill at ease. The b!tch Yu Haiqiao at least had some awareness and moved his things to the guest room. He took turns sleeping in the bed of the guest room and the sofa in the living room for two months and continued to mock me with his jeering smile, allowing me to quickly get used to my new life.
Then, after about a hundred days since we certified our marriage, he had drunk a lot of alcohol one night and was rubbing against me like a dog, even mumbling to himself about how miserable he was. I thought about how the main point of making love was to feel physical pleasure and attempted to sober up the dog without any fruitful results. He even held my head and rubbed against my shoulders for a while, having not sobered up from his intoxication and after that, an accident happened.
Originally, I didn’t really care much for it, already prepared to roast him about committing “incest” with me the next morning he woke up but in the end, the moment he opened his eyes the next morning, he immediately fell down the bed and showed a pale expression, making me feel as if I had forced him against his will. New chapters come out on novelping dot com first.
I had just clicked my tongue when Yu Haiqiao looked at me in shock, “I…”
His miserable expression did indeed seem genuine that for some reason, my Virgin Mary heart was tickled under such a situation. I’ve always thought that such feelings would only appear the day the b!tch Yu Haiqiao died and I very calmly rolled my eyes at him, “What. Are you afraid I would ask you to take responsibility for me?”
Yu Haiqiao looked at me and even licked his lips. This dog frequently licked his lips during the sixth grade in elementary school whenever he had to go up the stage and talk about how he felt accepting his awards. I looked at his mouth for a while, my brain clearly telling me to send a big slap to his face but my mouth instead said, “Go to the nearby pharmacy and buy me some morning after pills.”
At that time, Yu Haiqiao had his brows scrunched up, appearing extremely solemn and walking out of the bedroom as if a family member had just passed away. He even looked slightly more terrified than the day he brought up the matter of getting married and throwing the ring at me.
So you can’t really blame me for calling Yu Haiqiao a dog every day. I will forever mock him as a bi!ch inside my heart because he is one, an undeniable and genuine b!tch.
That day he brought back the pills, he handed them to me with a rare solemn expression, even giving me a cup of water at the right temperature while asking seriously, “Did we use a condom last night?”
“Would I have asked for a f*cking morning after pill if you had put on a condom?” Whenever I was in a bad mood, my mouth would be especially foul, to the point of being able to communicate properly.
Yu Haiqiao remained silent for a while.
I continued to spit out foul words, “Why don’t you ever stop to think about whether anyone in this house required condoms to have an active sexual life? Do you even have condoms at home?”
“…..” Yu Haiqiao pursed his lips.
I continued to feel sour, “I don’t even f*cking know whether you have any diseases. You better not pass any disgusting diseases to me.”
Hearing this, I was shocked, “You wouldn’t really have any f*cking diseases, do you? If you really passed them to me, even if I turn into a ghost, I’m not going to let you go, Dog Yu.”
Yu Haiqiao’s lips pressed into a fine line as he said, “I’m clean.”
I glared at him and then roughly downed the pill after. The hand Yu Haiqiao placed by his side, slowly raised up, as if he wanted to stop me, but in the end, he didn’t.
After I had downed the pill and put down the cup of water, I returned to my room and started packing my luggage. It had been three months since I had gotten married to him so if I go and get divorced right now, I might anger my mom to death. Fortunately, I still had a house to move back into, so after packing up the clothes I needed for the current season, I dragged my luggage towards the door. Yu Haiqiao was still standing beside the sofa with the most distressed look I’d ever seen on him in my entire life and after a moment of silence, I said, “I knew the two of us shouldn’t have gotten married, the divorce procedures are quite troublesome and it would also look quite ugly. To have a divorce like this as long-time friends is really too unsightly.”
Yu Haiqiao licked his lips and looked at me as though he wanted to laugh, but he refrained from doing so as he didn’t want to break his skilled acting, “Do you really have to go as far as to not even remain as friends anymore?”
Of course, there was no need, in fact, I didn’t even really care about getting laid by him as long as it felt good, but his apprehensiveness, or rather, his fear, made me feel as if I had done something unforgivable to him. I didn’t want to bear the guilt he imposed on me so I didn’t respond and only dragged the luggage to the doorside before reminding him, “If it’s ok, I’ll ask the auntie to drop by and help me pack up the things I left behind and you can just send it to my home.”
“Shi Ran.” Yu Haiqiao called out behind me.
I quietly hummed in response. Yu Haiqiao then asked me again in repeat, “Do you really have to go as far as to break our friendship over this?”
“It also doesn’t matter if we can get divorced or not. In any case, I really don’t want to get married at the moment. If you want to settle it, we’ll do it in due course.”
“Shi Ran.” Yu Haiqiao once again uttered.
“I really think that there’s no need for this.” He calmly repeated.
This b!tch’s tone really made me unable to help but glare at him as I slowly told him, “I disagree. I think it’s very much needed.”