What Wen Moxue said, he immediately set out to do.
He opened WeChat and entered Fu Cheng’s phone number.
As expected, he found a WeChat account.
The other person’s nickname was: Fu.
It was obviously the pinyin for “Fu.”
However, the profile picture wasn’t the same one he had seen yesterday but since he had found this account through Fu Cheng’s phone number, it was unlikely to belong to someone else.
There was a possibility that Fu Cheng had two WeChat accounts, one for work and one for his personal life.
It was also possible that he had simply changed his profile picture.
None of that mattered.
As long as Wen Moxue could find the man himself, that was enough.
Wen Moxue switched over to a small account he didn’t normally use. He changed the gender to female and set his Moments to be visible for only the past three days.
After thinking about it, he opened his photo album and pulled out a picture from when his older cousin had dragged him along to a cosplay event. It was a cosplay photo of Ahri, the League of Legends champion.
He set it as his profile picture.
As for his WeChat nickname…
Wen Moxue thought for a moment before changing it to A’Xiaoli.
Then he searched for Fu Cheng’s WeChat account again and tapped the button to add him as a friend.
But when it came time to fill in the verification message, he was stumped.
“What do you think I should write so that he’ll accept my friend request one hundred percent of the time?” Wen Moxue asked Shu Yan.
Shu Yan was already completely dumbfounded by the series of smooth, practiced operations he had just witnessed.
He cautiously suggested, “You don’t have to be so strong anymore, because your strong one has arrived?”
The corner of Wen Moxue’s mouth twitched. “Watch fewer of those Red Tomato short dramas.”
He fell into thought.
Then he remembered Fu Jiaheng telling him that his grandmother was very concerned about his father’s lifelong romantic prospects. At the time, Wen Moxue had been surprised and asked, “Your dad looks like that and his lifelong romantic prospects still need someone to worry about?”
At the time, Fu Jiaheng seemed to freeze for a moment before smiling and saying, “Yeah. Jiang… cough, my grandma has recently been going all out trying to introduce girls to him.”
Wen Moxue’s eyes lit up as he recalled this.
She’s been introducing people to him like crazy?
Then if I just pretend to be one of them, he probably won’t notice.
He typed into the verification message:
“Introduced by Auntie.”
There was no response from the other side for a while.
Wen Moxue wasn’t in a hurry.
Since he wasn’t going to get together with Fu Jiaheng, their relationship would inevitably become awkward. It wouldn’t be suitable for them to continue living in the same dormitory, so he planned to rent a place outside.
As it happened, a one bedroom apartment on the same floor as Shu Yan’s had just been vacated by its previous tenant and hadn’t been rented out yet.
Wen Moxue went to take a look at it with Shu Yan and he immediately fell in love with the place.
It was a corner unit, with excellent natural lighting and ventilation. The entire apartment gave off a very comfortable feeling.
And since it was on the same floor as the apartment Shu Yan was renting, he would still have some company nearby.
The only problem was that it had been luxuriously renovated, so the rent was relatively expensive.
He went to look at several other apartments as well but none of them offered as good a balance between price and quality as this one.
Wen Moxue calculated his finances. He could just barely afford it. The days ahead would probably be a little tight but he was already a junior and his coursework was relatively light, so he could consider finding a part time job outside the university.
With that in mind, he decisively rented the apartment.
He had just signed the contract and hired a cleaner to come over and tidy the place when a video call from Fu Jiaheng came through.
Fu Jiaheng had obviously just woken up. His eyes were still heavy with sleep.
“Senior, why haven’t you turned on your camera?” Fu Jiaheng asked when he saw that the screen was black.
“It’s inconvenient,” Wen Moxue said bluntly. “Don’t pursue me anymore from now on. I’m not going to agree to be with you.”
Fu Jiaheng, who had originally been lying lazily in bed, shot upright the moment he heard that.
“Why, Senior? Did I make you angry? I got drunk yesterday after helping my cousin block some drinks and I only woke up just now. I wasn’t deliberately ignoring you the entire night. Don’t be angry, okay?”
“I’m not angry. I simply think we aren’t suitable for each other.” Wen Moxue didn’t tell him that he had seen his father’s evaluation of him, lest it affect his plan later.
Instead, he found a reason that Fu Jiaheng couldn’t change.
“I realized that I still prefer people who are older than me.”
Fu Jiaheng immediately said, “But I can become more mature and I can learn to take better care of you. Besides, I’m only two years younger than you. You can completely ignore that difference. If you don’t like it, I won’t call you Senior anymore. Please give me another chance and let me try again, okay?”
“I’ve already tried. I don’t like it. That’s it. I’m hanging up.”
As he spoke, Wen Moxue mercilessly ended the call.
No matter how many times Fu Jiaheng called him again or how many messages he sent, Wen Moxue ignored every single one.
Even Shu Yan couldn’t help mourning the junior for three seconds.
What was this supposed to be?
A father’s debt being paid by his son?!
Wen Moxue informed his counselor that he intended to move out.
By their junior year, the university wasn’t particularly strict about students living off campus. If they wanted to move out, they only needed to fill out an application form, have their parents sign a safety commitment form and submit a photocopy of their ID card along with everything else. After that, they simply had to wait for the leaders to sign off on it.
Wen Moxue sent the safety commitment form to his father and asked him to sign it.
His father didn’t even ask why. He simply told him to contact his assistant directly.
The assistant printed out the commitment form, signed it on his behalf and sent it to him via SF Express along with a photocopy of his father’s ID card.
Wen Moxue didn’t think much of it. He went to the counselor’s office, picked up the application form, filled it out and planned to submit everything together once the package arrived.
Approval was only a matter of time.
The university didn’t inspect their dormitory very often during their junior year, so he could move out first.
Shu Yan had a date with his boyfriend that afternoon. He had originally wanted to call his boyfriend over to help Wen Moxue move but Wen Moxue refused.
He could simply order a moving service through Huolala and pay a little extra to have the driver help him carry everything. It would all be done in one go and there was no need to delay their date.
Shu Yan gave up on the idea.
When Wen Moxue returned to the dormitory, Sun Hao and Zhou Nan were both there.
He told the two of them that he was moving out.
Both roommates were caught completely off guard by the news but they could also understand Wen Moxue.
If they weren’t going to get together, then continuing to live under the same roof, seeing each other every day whenever they looked up or lowered their heads, would indeed be incredibly awkward.
As for applying to change dormitories, there was no telling whether the new roommate would be a person or a monster. Besides, they were already juniors and students in their third year could apply to live off campus. Wen Moxue’s decision was perfectly reasonable.
He didn’t have many belongings and the Huolala driver was strong enough to carry everything himself, so he finished moving Wen Moxue’s things in no time.
By the time Fu Jiaheng hurried back to the university, all that Wen Moxue had left for him was a cold, empty bed.
Fu Jiaheng was completely dumbfounded.
After Wen Moxue finished tidying up his new apartment, he switched back to his alternate WeChat account and discovered that his friend request had finally been accepted.
Wen Moxue immediately perked up.
A’Xiaoli: [Your little cutie suddenly appears.GIF]
A’Xiaoli: Big Brother, good afternoon~ (cat paw)
Although that old man was old enough to be his uncle, men were men. Who actually liked being called Uncle?
For the sake of his grand plan to completely bleed this old man dry, Wen Moxue was willing to pinch his nose and call him Big Brother.
A few minutes later, a reply finally came from the other side.
Fu: Sorry, I’m not looking to date anyone in the short term.
Wen Moxue: “…”
Damn it. It hadn’t even started yet and it was already over.
But there was no way Wen Moxue would be defeated by a single sentence. This was nothing!
A’Xiaoli: Big Brother hasn’t even gotten to know me yet. Why don’t you get to know me first before rejecting me?
A’Xiaoli: What if I’m actually the one you’re destined to be with?
Fu: Not interested. There’s no need for us to waste each other’s time.
A’Xiaoli: But I’ve seen your photos, Big Brother and you’re so handsome. I fell in love with you at first sight!
After waiting for a long time, there was still no reply from Fu Cheng.
Wen Moxue refused to give up and continued sending messages.
A’Xiaoli: Big Brother hasn’t seen me yet, right? The person in my profile picture is actually me!
A’Xiaoli: Do you like me, Big Brother?
A’Xiaoli: [Cat covering its face.GIF]
This time, Fu Cheng actually replied instantly.
There were only three words.
Fu: I don’t like you.
Fuck!
With that one sentence, the conversation seemed to have been completely killed.
Even Wen Moxue’s fists clenched.
Don’t get angry, don’t get angry. Trash talk isn’t worth getting angry over.
A’Xiaoli: Then Big Brother must be the slow to warm up type.
A’Xiaoli: We just happen to complement each other perfectly. (flying kiss)
Wen Moxue almost wanted to applaud his own cleverness.
How was he this good at chatting?
He had actually managed to revive a conversation that was already on its deathbed. He really was a genius.
Fu: But I like people who are the same type as me.
The conversation went plop and died a complete and irreversible death.
So infuriating!
But Wen Moxue absolutely refused to allow the conversation to die just like that. He personally put a resurrection armor on it.
A’Xiaoli: But I really, really like you, Big Brother!
A’Xiaoli: I’ve decided. I’m going to become the kind of person Big Brother likes! (clenched fist)
Fu: Oh.
After Fu Cheng sent that one word, it was as if he had evaporated from the face of the earth. He didn’t reply to Wen Moxue’s messages anymore.
Wen Moxue sent several more but every single one disappeared without a trace.
That bastard. He really was impotent!
That evening, after returning from his date, Shu Yan came over to visit.
“Didn’t Fu Jiaheng’s father accept your friend request? How’s the conversation going?”
Wen Moxue switched to his alternate WeChat account and simply showed him the screen.
“This bastard is actually pretty good at killing a conversation.”
As he spoke, Shu Yan enlarged the profile picture. The moment he saw the photograph clearly, he sucked in a sharp breath.
“Your profile picture is this good looking and he still isn’t interested?”
Wen Moxue was puzzled too.
The Ahri he had cosplayed was from the newest Crystal Rose skin of the League of Legends champion. He had long gray hair, icy blue fox ears and a cool little tube top dress that left his beautiful, long legs exposed.
They were a pair of legs that made it impossible to tell whether their owner was male or female, long, straight, porcelain white, smooth and completely hairless. They were practically a visual feast designed specifically for straight men.
Combined with his seductive, enchanting makeup, his alluring peach blossom eyes and the nine sexy crystal tails clustered behind him, the final photographs had come out both provocative and sensual.
When Wen Moxue had gone to the anime convention dressed like that, people had surrounded him in layers, crowding around him to take pictures. Quite a few men had been so stunned when they saw him that they practically forgot how to walk.
So how had Fu Cheng managed to use his thirty six degree little mouth to coldly spit out the words I don’t like you?
Wen Moxue huffed. “He probably thinks I was introduced to him by his mother. Since he can’t exactly refuse outright, he deliberately used this disgusting attitude to make me back off on my own.”
“Stupid straight man.” Shu Yan summarized it in three words.
Wen Moxue sighed. “Looks like seduction isn’t going to work. What other way do you think I can flirt with him?”
“Maybe…” Shu Yan pondered for a moment. “You could pretend to be pitiful?”
Seeing that he looked as though he had come up with some brilliant idea, Wen Moxue sat up straight. “How do I pretend?”
“For example, pretend you’re poor. Act miserable. A stupid straight man like this can never resist a delicate little girl who looks helpless and pitiful. When the time comes, won’t he start transferring money to you like crazy?”
After Shu Yan pointed it out, Wen Moxue fell into thought.
Since his current identity was that of a woman introduced to Fu Cheng by his mother, people from wealthy families like theirs would naturally assume that any woman introduced to them wouldn’t come from a bad family.
So if he wanted to pretend to be poor and sell a tragic sob story, he needed an appropriate opportunity.
He could start with the fact that his relationship with his family was terrible.
Wen Moxue quickly came up with an idea and spent the night constructing an elaborate script.
The next day was Sunday, so there were no classes. Wen Moxue slept in and didn’t get up until nearly noon.
The very first thing he did after waking was open WeChat and switch to his alternate account.
Seeing that Fu Cheng still hadn’t replied, he gave a cold laugh and tapped into the message box, beginning to type.
A’Xiaoli: Damn it, you’ve gotten me into so much trouble. (aggrieved)
A’Xiaoli: My dad said you’re a really good match for me and insisted that I absolutely had to win you over but I spent half the day flirting with you yesterday and still couldn’t get anywhere.
A’Xiaoli: This is the first time I’ve ever been rejected by a man so coldly and mercilessly. I was so angry that I told my dad I was giving up.
A’Xiaoli: But then my dad decided I was deliberately making excuses because I didn’t want to be with you and wasn’t willing to consider the family business. After my stepmother egged him on, he directly cut off my living expenses and even froze my bank cards. (crying loudly)
A’Xiaoli: I only have 100 yuan left in my WeChat balance. I can’t even afford to eat anymore. What am I supposed to do? Wuwuwu!
After sending the messages, Wen Moxue read through the entire thing once more.
No problems.
It was a perfectly miserable script: a heartless biological father, an evil stepmother and him as the powerless victim who had no way to fight back.
Every essential element was there.
He was simply a genius!
It took a full hour for Fu Cheng to reply.
There was only one friend on Wen Moxue’s alternate account, Fu Cheng himself. The moment he heard the familiar WeChat notification, he immediately became alert and grabbed his phone, unlocking it with anticipation.
Haha.
Let’s see what this stupid straight man looked like after being moved by his tragic story and overflowing with sympathy.
Maybe he would be so touched that he would start transferring money to him like crazy.
Fu: You can go work in a factory and tighten screws.
The confident smile on Wen Moxue’s face froze.
???
Was this something an actual human being could say?!
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ChaptersChapter 1 · You think you can get away with this?Chapter 2 · That clueless straight guyChapter 3 · It’s just women’s clothing, right?Chapter 4 · That’s clearly a girl’s voice!Chapter 5 · Fu Dog, prepare to die!Chapter 6 · I possess a masculine charmChapter 7 · This skirt makes her look like a slutChapter 8 · Fu transferred 10,000 yuan to you.Chapter 9 · Black stockings photosChapter 10 · The older man asked for the photos himself!Chapter 11 · I bumped into an old man while dressed as a manChapter 12 · An older man took the initiative to ask him out!Chapter 13 · Forums where posts were postedChapter 14 · Eating with an older manChapter 15 · Pattting HeadChapter 16 · The older man’s heart flutterChapter 17 · Don’t keep posting these kinds of photos.Chapter 18 · Exclusive private photos of an older manChapter 19 · I was kissedChapter 20 · Unique seduction methodChapter 21 · My lips are swollen from being kissed.Chapter 22 · Watching legs in a videoChapter 23 · Absence makes the heart grow fonderChapter 24 · The Older Man’s FallChapter 25 Part 1 · We broke up! We broke up!Chapter 25 Part 2 · We broke up! We broke up!Chapter 26 · Is he your dad?Chapter 27 · This man has a face that looks very similarChapter 28 · I do mind, I only like womenChapter 29 · I’m dizzyChapter 30 · Fair legs that would drive any foot fetishist crazy.Chapter 31 · Put it on and let me seeChapter 32 · Crossdressing againChapter 33 · PunishChapter 34 · Punish Fu Jiahang’s scumbag fatherChapter 35 · Massage the waistChapter 36 · HeartbeatChapter 37 · Men are no longer able to function after the age of 25Chapter 38 Part 1 · BedmatesChapter 38 Part 2 · BedmatesChapter 39 · PossessivenessChapter 40 · Little Godmother