Yun Qi had noticed Wen Zui’s arrival long ago and was about to ask him to sit down and have some cake. He hadn’t expected Wen Zui to suddenly question his relationship with Tang Tingting with the tone of a resentful wife.
Had he become angry because Yun Qi hadn’t played with him today?
With that thought, Yun Qi reached out to pat Wen Zui’s hair and explained: “This is Miss Tang. She purchased a tin of my tea.”
Hearing this, Wen Zui’s aggressive stance instantly collapsed.
Fifty thousand yuan for twenty grams of tea! What did eating a little cake matter? It wouldn’t be a problem even if they enshrined her as a God of Wealth!
A sycophantic smile immediately appeared on Wen Zui’s face as he began his self-introduction.
“Hello, Miss Tang, I am Wen Zui, Yun Qi’s younger cousin.”
“So you two handsome guys are cousins! No wonder you are both so devastatingly handsome! How about adding me on WeChat?” Tang Tingting’s eyes were bright, filled with appreciation for their beauty.
Just then, the waiters began to bring out the small cakes. The spot they occupied was not large, so they had joined two tables together to fit all the cakes Yun Qi had ordered.
Wen Zui instinctively picked up a green grape cake, cut a small piece with a fork, and stuffed it into Yun Qi’s mouth. Yun Qi accepted his feeding quite naturally.
Upon tasting it, Yun Qi’s eyes instantly crinkled into crescents. He stuck out his tongue to lick the cream from his lips and affirmed: “Delicious, Ah Zui should eat some too!”
This incredibly fluid interaction left Tang Tingting, opposite them, dumbfounded.
She froze completely, staring blankly as the two of them tasted every single small cake on the table, including her own strawberry cake, one bite after another.
Why are all handsome guys gay? Tang Tingting’s face was covered in tears internally, but her eyes honestly did not leave the two very attractive men for a single second.
She picked up her cappuccino and took a sip, only to find it extremely bitter, as if she were drinking an iced Americano.
So bitter, as bitter as my life.
About an hour later, Tang Tingting watched the retreating figures of the laughing pair in the distance. She took heavy steps, got into her Maserati, and drove off.
As for the master and disciple, Wen Zui, the party involved, felt a little guilty.
He didn’t know why he had ghost-like started feeding Yun Qi. Had he become accustomed to being Yun Qi’s old nanny? Had he subconsciously wanted to serve him until he was perfectly satisfied?
The System said: “Master, you are truly wise and mighty! The protagonist is always attracting bees and butterflies, and you’ve solved another one!”
The smile on Yun Qi’s lips deepened. He hooked an arm around Wen Zui’s shoulder with one hand, and they went home together.
The next day, Yun Qi was woken up by the sound of WeChat notifications.
He opened his phone and immediately saw that Mu Zhiheng had sent him a mountain of messages.
As he expected, Yun Qi curled his lips into a smile, selected some key points, and replied to them one by one.
Mu Zhiheng: 【Great-Uncle! That tea of yours is too miraculous! My grandfather drank it and immediately told me to find you and buy another ten catties!】
【You have to know my grandfather is very picky! I thought you were selling me some garbage like everyone else, hehe.】
Seeing this, Yun Qi raised an eyebrow, thinking to himself that this Mu Zhiheng wasn’t that stupid; he apparently knew he was being extorted.
【Fortunately, I bought sixty grams from you. One portion for grandfather, one for me, and one for sister. I’m going to brew some right now and drink it!】
The phone showed that about half an hour had passed before Mu Zhiheng sent another message.
【(Blushing)(Stunned) Great-Uncle… it is true that after drinking this tea one feels refreshed, but why…】
The message cut off here. Yun Qi smiled knowingly and turned on voice input for the keyboard.
Yes, he did not yet know how to use Pinyin.
【Is it that after drinking it, you feel hot, and your lower abdomen is swollen?】
It seemed the other party was holding his phone continuously; the reply came instantly.
【Yes! Both… (Blushing), did sister and grandfather feel like this too after drinking it?】
【It only takes effect on males.】
【Grandfather actually!!!!!!!!! (Shocked)(Fainted)】
【Alright, I’ve already sent someone to pick up the goods from your and master’s house. For the sake of my allowance next month, I’ve decided to pretend I don’t know (Crying hard)(Crying hard)】
Yun Qi gave a light chuckle, exited the chat interface with Mu Zhiheng, and silently looked at the balance in his bank account.
【Everyday Bank: Your account ending in 1111 has completed a transfer transaction. The balance is 155,000,000 yuan.】
He narrowed his eyes in satisfaction. When he turned his head, he saw Wen Zui hurriedly closing his eyes, his long eyelashes fluttering like two dancing butterflies.
The corner of Yun Qi’s lips hooked up slightly. He rolled over, rested his face against Wen Zui’s chest, and reached out to pinch him.
“Pretending to sleep?”
Wen Zui’s body immediately shuddered uncontrollably. His two ears, hidden in his dark hair, were red-hot. His body had absolutely no resistance to this strange yet familiar pleasure, but he still stubbornly held on without opening his eyes.
Seeing him still pretending to sleep, Yun Qi licked his lips and directly bit him through his clothes, grinding gently. Then, while Wen Zui’s guard was down, he abruptly extended his fangs and took a bite.
He hadn’t drunk his blood for a long time. Yun Qi smiled with satisfaction.
“Yun Qi! You promised me before that you wouldn’t bite this place!”
Wen Zui opened his eyes in anger and glared at him, but because he was afraid of accidentally giving his body an ugly mark, he did not dare to struggle forcefully. He had to lie flat and let him bite.
“Oh? Not pretending to sleep anymore?”
“I… I was woken up by the pain!”
Yun Qi did not expose his clumsy lie. After eating his fill, he extended his long tongue to lick Wen Zui. The bullied spot instantly returned to its original state, with not a single scar visible.
Baidu Baike said a snake’s tongue can move fifteen times in one second… Wen Zui stared at Yun Qi’s tongue and zoned out.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhh!” Wen Zui screamed and ran away, leaving only a bewildered Yun Qi lying on the bed.
Yun Qi: ? Had he bitten him too hard? No way, it hadn’t been as hard as the first time they met. Spare the rod and spoil the child!
That evening.
Yun Qi was lying on the sofa swiping through videos on his newly purchased iPad. After being forced to watch a few sweet pet mini-videos, he propped his head up with one hand, blinked, and shouted to Wen Zui in the kitchen: “Baby! When can we eat~”
The air seemed to solidify for a few seconds. Following that, the sound of the kitchen gas range instantly vanished. Wen Zui walked out quickly, frowning in shock, and directly snatched the tablet from Yun Qi’s hand.
“Your generation will be ruined by short videos sooner or later.” He made a pseudo-profound statement often said by the older generation, then pointed at the spot between Yun Qi’s eyebrows: “Tablet confiscated! Watch less of this useless stuff!”
Yun Qi shrugged carelessly, watching Wen Zui return to the kitchen. When the sound of the gas range started again, he snapped his fingers, and a laptop computer appeared on his lap.
Wen Zui was making dynamic sweet potato. Actually, he wasn’t very fond of sweets, but there was nothing he could do. A hybrid of snake demon, mosquito demon, and bee demon had come to his house. He was handsome and kind-hearted; since he’d made it, so be it.
Just as he was thinking this, a faint gasp suddenly entered his ear canals. Wen Zui, confused, slowed the spatula scooping syrup, pricked up his ears to listen carefully, and then couldn’t hear anything anymore.
Hmm? Without thinking too much, he continued waving the spatula. But this time, he heard very clear and ambiguous groans and moans coming from the living room.
???????? Without time to think, Wen Zui’s eyes widened, and he rushed to Yun Qi’s side brandishing the spatula.
He saw that the screen in front of Yun Qi was full of white, fleshy scenes. The sounds of water and physical activity were endless, getting louder and louder.
In an instant, Wen Zui felt red from head to toe, and his head was about to steam. He violently pounced onto Yun Qi, closed the computer with a “clap,” and attempted to completely cut off this shameful picture and sound.
Unfortunately, his computer, which had been used for many years, seemed determined to go against him. Even though it was closed, it continued to make groaning and moaning sounds continuously.
Wen Zui was as anxious as if ten thousand ants were biting his body. He did not dare at all to look at what expression was on Yun Qi’s face now. He hurriedly squeezed the spatula tight, turned his back to Yun Qi, and began to enter the password with flustered movements.
The more anxious he was, the more mistakes he made. Not until the fourth time did Wen Zui successfully turn off the naughty movie.
His whole person was practically igniting, his cheeks redder and hotter than the bottom of the pot he had just used to make syrup.
It seemed like two people were fighting in his heart.
“They are both men, what does it matter if I watch some! Yun Qi was also watching just now!”
“But getting caught by Master watching this is truly disgraceful! It is like being discovered by a teacher in adolescence reading a smutty book!”
“Then he also stole your computer! If he hadn’t stolen it, how would your collection have been discovered?”
“Makes sense!”
The two people in his heart determined the winner. Wen Zui made a violent turn, intending to aggressively question Yun Qi why he stole his computer. He hadn’t expected to see such a scene.
Yun Qi was tilting his head back, licking the sugar threads sticking to the stainless steel spatula. His pink tongue was partially visible during his actions, as if a beautiful peach blossom had opened in the middle of a snowy landscape, shockingly beautiful.
Wen Zui instantly froze in place. He discovered with despair that he was hard again.
He couldn’t care less about anything else; Wen Zui bolted and ran, thus missing Yun Qi’s teasing gaze.
“Splish splash splish splash.”
Dense water droplets hit Wen Zui’s body through the showerhead. He ran his hand through his hair, revealing his full forehead and exquisite eyebrows and eyes.
His heart was a mess.
Could he actually be okay with men too…? When had his sexual orientation become like this?
Wen Zui looked at his little companion, with whom he lived day and night yet which was completely disobedient. He struck it angrily, then couldn’t help but conveniently give it a couple of strokes.
Without realizing it, exactly how long had it been since he thought of Ruo Ling? Yun Qi was truly like a bully, seizing all his attention. Although they had only known each other for a few months, he had already permeated every aspect of his life.
“Ugh… ah…”
Wen Zui’s mind instantly flashed back to Yun Qi’s snow-like face, which defiled him.
Angrily washing away the traces on the bathroom tiles, Wen Zui’s mind went blank, and he began to fantasize wildly.
It was all to blame that Yun Qi was truly too good-looking. How could an ordinary man like him control himself? Such a celestial being should not have descended to the mortal world to confuse a mortal like him. It was simply entrapment, leading people to commit crimes!
He shook his head frantically, the water droplets on his hair flinging all over the glass door. But he still couldn’t curb his far-fetched thoughts.
Legend said that some ancient celestials were hermaphrodites? Or rather, was it possible that some snakes were also hermaphrodites?
Wen Zui thought as he dried his hair, still thinking even after returning to the bedroom. His expression of frowning and contemplating completely piqued Yun Qi’s interest.
“What are you thinking about? Ah Zui.”
“Ah… I was just thinking if it is possible you are a hermaphrodite.”
Before the words had even faded, Wen Zui violently turned his head, his eyes widening like copper bells.
He had just… he had just seemingly spoken his inner thoughts out loud again?!
Before he even had time to beg for mercy, a blue light flashed before his eyes, and following that, a white-clad beauty of indeterminate gender appeared before Wen Zui.
She actually did not look too different from Yun Qi, only her stature was slightly smaller. The sharp, erect lines of her nose and jawbone were softened, and her pink lips seemed a bit fuller, shimmering with a thin layer of water light, making one unable to resist wanting to take a bite upon looking.
Wen Zui stared without even blinking, his gaze seemingly stuck on Yun Qi’s face, not moving at all, as if he had lost his soul.
Seeing this, Yun Qi extended his bony hand and parted the front of his clothes.
In an instant, the indistinct rich lines seemed to reveal a corner of the iceberg. Wen Zui only felt that above and below were hot with pain. He instinctively extended his finger to wipe his nose tip and saw a trace of blood color.
He, he, he, he, he, he was having a nosebleed??
“Pfft.” Yun Qi gave a light chuckle and transformed back into male form in an instant.
He got out of bed slowly, extended his hand to pinch Wen Zui’s face once, and pretended to be ignorant: “What is wrong, Ah Zui? Is it too dry?”
Wen Zui nodded hurriedly, obediently letting Yun Qi use magic to stop his bleeding.
Fortunately, he was wearing a bathrobe; Yun Qi certainly had not discovered that he was hard again! Wen Zui internally had his face covered in tears, his heart full of mourning: exactly how thirsty was he!!!
Hadn’t he just vented twice in the bathroom not long ago! Why exactly!
Yun Qi waved his hand to turn off the light, silently pressed against Wen Zui’s ear side, and blew into his ear: “Zui Zui, you must pay attention to your body, never be greedy for pleasure. Otherwise, your essence will be depleted, and you won’t be able to get it up.”
“Clang!!!”
In an instant, Wen Zui felt his whole world explode. Yun Qi actually knew…! Then just now in the bathroom… he also knew everything?!
Wen Zui felt life was not worth living, wanted to find a piece of tofu to dash his head against and die.
But just happen, Yun Qi, this mischievous fellow, still wouldn’t stop. His finger slowly slid down to the lower abdomen and gently touched Wen Zui’s abdominal muscles.
Wen Zui was both anxious and yearning. Just before he could savor it a couple of times, heartless Yun Qi had already patted his clothes edge and left smoothly.
“Let’s sleep, I am tired.”
This stinky snake just teasingly provoked people like this, lighting fires everywhere?!
The more Wen Zui thought, the angrier he got. He charged directly onto the bed and hugged Yun Qi from behind.
“Master always watches my joke, then can Master always keep himself undefiled? If I don’t get you dirty tonight, I won’t be named Wen Zui!”