Chu Feng originally thought that as the eunuch serving the female Emperor, Song Yuxin should have prepared a dragon robe for him. But in reality, what he held in his hand was a bunny costume.
“Why is there even a pair of rabbit ears?”
This… Chu Feng had spent half a day building up his mental strength, silently repeating to himself a hundred times, “The customer is always right, the customer is always right,” before finally deciding to play the eunuch role.
But now, facing this bunny outfit, he was utterly defeated. This was even worse than being a eunuch.
Song Yuxin walked out of the bedroom, her eyes filled with endless coldness. “Do you dare to disobey me?”
She had already changed out of her pleated skirt.
Chu Feng raised his head and his eyes widened instantly.
At this moment, Song Yuxin’s hair was styled in an elegant bun, adorned with golden ornaments, and she wore a red-and-black high-collared phoenix robe. On her feet were black court boots with green soles. Her stunning face, her calm and unhurried aura, and her graceful, scholarly eyes fully displayed her noble identity.
In this instant, Song Yuxin’s elegance and majesty reached the pinnacle of beauty, breathtaking to the point of suffocation.
Chu Feng cursed her a hundred times in his heart, but outwardly he was completely submissive. “I wouldn’t dare.”
“Then hurry up and change into it.”
Seeing Chu Feng lower his head, Song Yuxin’s dark, shining eyes sparkled with charm. Even a stone would be moved upon seeing her.
If it were on other occasions, even if last week she had asked him to dress as a tentacle monster, Chu Feng would have done it without hesitation. After all, that was what he was paid for. At 10,000 yuan a day, it was enough for him to bury his pride in the dust.
But this didn’t mean he had no limits. A bunny costume was worse than wearing a skirt, and those fluffy rabbit ears made him feel nauseous.
The beautiful charm in Song Yuxin’s eyes instantly turned dangerous. When she narrowed her eyes slightly, they gleamed with a sharp, commanding light that chilled Chu Feng to the bone. “This was specially made for you. I believe you’ll like it.”
Chu Feng, who had never feared anything, who had even fought stray dogs for food under bridges, actually faltered for a moment under her gaze. That tiny hesitation was instantly caught by Song Yuxin, and her heart filled with delight.
For two years, she had hired Chu Feng countless times. No matter how she humiliated him, he always kept a smiling face, which made her feel no sense of achievement. But now, seeing him retreat because of a bunny costume finally satisfied her.
She wanted nothing more than to trample this detestable pretty boy under her feet. After all, he dared to seduce her mother and even wanted her to call him “dad.” What a delusion.
“It suits you perfectly.”
Song Yuxin grabbed the fluffy rabbit ears and placed them on Chu Feng’s head. When she saw his stiff expression, her smile grew even brighter. With mischief in her eyes, she leaned close to his ear, her voice carrying a hint of madness. “Remember, from now on you can only wear this. Do you still dare to make me call you dad?”
Chu Feng had to lower his dignity even further, beneath the ground itself. He knew that the more he resisted, the more excited she became. As a professional bootlicker, he quickly calmed his emotions and obeyed, “Miss Yuxin, I was wrong. I’ll never ask you to call me…”
“Don’t say those two words!” Song Yuxin’s eyelids twitched. To her, those words were an absolute taboo. Especially when spoken by Chu Feng with that face, it was unbearable. Feeling irritated, she waved her hand. “I’m hungry. Go cook.”
Chu Feng was holding the bunny outfit and thought he had escaped, but then her cold voice came again, “After cooking, don’t forget to change into that outfit before you see me.”
Damn it. This crazy girl is set on me. Fine then, let’s see who has the last laugh.
Chu Feng immediately adjusted his mentality, putting on the mask of a heartless professional bootlicker. “Alright, Miss Yuxin. Since it’s that time of the month for you, how about I prepare some red date, longan, and black glutinous rice porridge?”
Song Yuxin raised her brows. She hadn’t expected Chu Feng to know something so private. “How do you even know that?”
Because you’re my most important VIP customer. Of course, Chu Feng wouldn’t say this aloud. Instead, he replied obediently, “I know everything about you.”
A faint blush appeared on Song Yuxin’s cheeks. Such details were usually only known by the closest of lovers. For just a moment, she actually felt touched. But she hated the feeling of being completely controlled, so she struck back immediately, “Without my permission, don’t take the liberty to decide. There are tangyuan in the kitchen. I want those.”
With that, she turned and walked into the bedroom, slamming the door shut.
Chu Feng caught a faint trace of jasmine fragrance lingering in the air. Turning toward the kitchen, he muttered to himself, “Tangyuan is good, and easy to make.”
While boiling the tangyuan, Chu Feng went to the dressing room.
After putting on the bunny costume, the mirror reflected a pair of long legs that were not inferior to Song Yuxin’s. He couldn’t help but laugh, “I really do have the potential to be a bunny boy. Isn’t the Rabbit from Twelve Warriors just like this—red eyes, rabbit ears, a tail, and high heels? If I had heels, I might even look cooler.”
As a chuunibyou girl, most of Song Yuxin’s ideas came from anime. Dressing him like this was just her way of wanting to see him humiliated. Since the customer had such a request, Chu Feng would satisfy her. Otherwise, he wouldn’t feel right taking 10,000 yuan a day.
Looking at the reflection of himself as a bunny boy, he nodded, “If I don’t have customers in the future, I could wear this to the bar to attract some.”
The sound of boiling water came from the kitchen. Wearing the bunny costume, Chu Feng took out the tangyuan from the freezer and cooked two portions.
A few minutes later, he brought the steaming tangyuan to the dining room and gently knocked on the bedroom door. “Miss Yuxin, the tangyuan are ready.”
When the door opened, Song Yuxin appeared in her phoenix robe. Her eyes were enchanting, sparkling like they could speak, drawing people in. With just one glance, Chu Feng felt like he was struck by lightning.
What kind of gaze was that? Brilliant, commanding, filled with majesty as if from the depths of hell itself, piercing directly into the soul.
Without thinking, Chu Feng asked, “Why do you… look so much like the real female Emperor?”
As a chuunibyou girl, Song Yuxin could easily embody any role. Her voice was calm, “It’s simple. I just imagine myself as that one and only female Emperor, remembered throughout the ages, unmatched by anyone. With a woman’s body, in an age when men ruled, she carved a bloody path to the throne, reigning supreme, swallowing mountains and rivers, ruling over vast lands. Everywhere my gaze falls, they are my subjects. From ancient times until now, I alone am the one!”
Chu Feng knew she had slipped into her role again. As a professional bootlicker, all he could do was play along. Since he was her eunuch, he bowed respectfully, “Your Majesty, please dine.”
Song Yuxin moved with the majesty of a true Empress, every gesture filled with authority. She entered the dining room, paused in front of the chair, then dramatically flicked her sleeve, the phoenix robe fluttering in the air, before sitting down regally as if on a dragon throne.
Chu Feng reacted quickly, scooping up a tangyuan and offering it respectfully at her lips.
Song Yuxin turned her gaze, her eyes lingering on the rabbit ears atop his head, then drifting over his handsome face and faint abs.
For some reason, she suddenly had the urge to touch him.
It was already noon, and the spring sunlight poured through the dining room windows, half illuminating Chu Feng while leaving the other half in shadow. His eyes were deep and his movements gentle as he fed her, the sight making Song Yuxin swallow involuntarily. For the first time in her life, she accepted food directly from a man.
Unfortunately, the tender moment was ruined by the scalding hot tangyuan. She spit it out immediately, her eyes instantly filled with madness as her voice turned icy cold, “Pick it up. Eat it!”
Chu Feng’s eyelid twitched. He thought to himself, “A tangyuan that came out of a beautiful girl’s mouth… should I eat it, or should I eat it?”