Yuan Wu crouched on high ground, observing the White Jade Rhinoceros herd. With her sharp eyes, she noticed that the little rhinoceros had already returned to the group, carrying a sack of cattle feed on its back.
She calmed herself and waited patiently to see what would happen.
Hmph, snort! Hmph, snort, snort!
🟢Where did that stinky little brat run off to? What is it carrying on its back?🟩
A female rhinoceros walked over to the little rhinoceros and gave it a kick.
The Little White Jade Rhinoceros sobbed: Hmph, snort, snort, snort, snort~
🟢I went across the river to eat grass. A human cultivator gave me this. She was really nice and gave me lots of delicious food.🟩
Hmph, snort! 🟢A human cultivator!🟩
Hmph, snort, snort! 🟢Have you lost your mind? Have you forgotten who caused us White Jade Rhinoceroses to end up in this state?🟩
The female rhinoceros flew into a rage and gave it a vicious beating, kicking the cattle feed off the Little White Jade Rhinoceros's back and sending it several meters away.
The cattle feed spilled all over the ground. It consisted entirely of fine grains and spirit grass, containing a rich surge of spiritual energy.
This caused a commotion among the rhinoceros herd.
The rhinoceroses whispered among themselves.
Yuan Wu, still crouching on the high ground, sighed. As expected of the cultivation world, even these animals were remarkably humanlike.
A One-Horned White Jade Rhinoceros twice the size of the other White Jade Rhinoceroses stepped forward and looked coldly at the little rhinoceros.
Hmph, snort, snort, snort, snort! 🟢What did the human cultivator you met look like? Why did she give you this?🟩
Hmph, snort, snort! 🟢She looked a lot like a human. I don't know why she gave me this to eat. I didn't want to eat it, but she insisted.🟩
Hmph, snort, snort! 🟢Did you feel uncomfortable after eating it?🟩
Hee-hee! 🟢Nope. After eating it, my stomach felt warm, and I felt very strong.🟩
The One-Horned Rhinoceros fell into thought. It walked over to the cattle feed that had been kicked away and lowered its head to sniff it. Such dense spiritual energy... What exactly was that human cultivator trying to do?
Without thinking any further, it ordered all the rhinoceroses to leave. This place had already been exposed and was no longer suitable for them to remain. If they were captured by human cultivators again and lost a few younglings, it would be over.
When Yuan Wu saw the White Jade Rhinoceros herd retreating, she panicked. This was completely beyond her expectations. Why were they leaving just like that?
In her desperation, Yuan Wu jumped out.
“Wait! Rhinoceros, rhinoceros, please wait!” She stretched out her hand in the style of Erkang and shouted with all her might.
She ran after them and, with one leap, landed directly on the back of the One-Horned Rhinoceros.
One-Horned Rhinoceros: ???
It began shaking violently.
Hmph, snort, snort! 🟢Human cultivator, you have some nerve! How dare you ride on this beast's back! Get down!🟩
Yuan Wu gave a silly grin and hugged its back tightly. The shaking was so wild that she was about to vomit.
“Help! Help, I'm going to throw up, I'm going to throw up. Why is this like bull riding? I'm not a bull-riding warrior!” Yuan Wu's eyes were practically seeing stars, her stomach churning and her throat unbearably uncomfortable.
Hmph, snort, snort! 🟢Human cultivator, if you dare vomit on this beast, I will stomp you to death!🟩
When the One-Horned Rhinoceros heard that Yuan Wu was about to vomit, its entire body went mad. It was a rhinoceros with severe cleanliness issues; how could it tolerate someone vomiting on it? It was practically a matter of life and death.
“Buddy, don't panic. I really can't hold it in anymore.” Yuan Wu spoke weakly. Suddenly, a hot rush surged up her throat. She widened her eyes and covered her mouth.
“Bleh~”
Oh no, she hadn't managed to hold it in.
The One-Horned Rhinoceros stiffened. It felt the warmth on its back....... That damned human cultivator had really vomited on it!
Hmph! 🟢I'm going to kill you, you wretched human cultivator!🟩
The One-Horned Rhinoceros's eyes instantly turned red. It began shaking violently, bobbing its head and kicking its hind legs, bobbing its head and kicking its hind legs, just like one of those modern rocking ride-on toys...... Except much more violently.
This lasted for three minutes, which was already Yuan Wu's limit.
She vomited while the rhinoceros shook.
The more she vomited, the harder the rhinoceros shook.
...........
Finally, Yuan Wu could not take it anymore. She admitted defeat, released her grip, and rolled aside with the shaking. Then she crawled and rolled to an open spot and began vomiting violently.
Bleh~
The White Jade Rhinoceroses formed a circle around Yuan Wu, with her at the center. Every one of them wore an expression of intense interest mixed with disgust.
They whispered and murmured among themselves.
A massive shadow covered Yuan Wu. Dizzy and dazed, she raised her head and saw the One-Horned Rhinoceros. She immediately vomited again.
“Bleh~ Stand farther away. Just looking at you makes me want to throw up.” Yuan Wu waved at the One-Horned Rhinoceros, turned her head, and vomited violently.
The corner of the One-Horned Rhinoceros's mouth twitched. Why did this human cultivator seem so strange? She did not look like a normal person.
Then it remembered that her vomit was still on its body. The One-Horned Rhinoceros was utterly speechless. It ignored Yuan Wu and hurried into the river to wash itself, scrubbing its body completely clean before appearing in front of Yuan Wu again.
By then, Yuan Wu had also recovered. She lay sprawled on the ground without moving.
When she saw the One-Horned Rhinoceros approach, she sat up with a sudden kip-up. With a lecherous grin plastered across her face, she extended a hand toward it. “Hello~ A pleasure to meet you, a pleasure to meet you. I am the farm owner of Sunshine Farm. My name is Yuan Wu.”
The One-Horned Rhinoceros raised its head and looked down at her disdainfully, then snorted a puff of white air into Yuan Wu's face.
Yuan Wu did not get angry. She sat upright and proper, intending to have a good chat with this big fellow.
“First, I want to say that I have absolutely no ill intentions toward you. Whether you believe me or not, I am being sincere.
Second, don't be afraid that I will do anything to you. You can investigate the surroundings. There is only me here, and with my strength, I cannot possibly pose any threat to you.
Finally, please lower your guard and listen to what I have to say. If I harbor ill intentions, you can kill me afterward.”
After Yuan Wu finished speaking, she looked sincerely at the One-Horned Rhinoceros.
She waited for its answer.