After Lu Ruo finished speaking, a massive figure wearing a Dijia Ultraman mask appeared in front of the camera.
Da Pang’s owner, Da Pizza, was also very fat.
He casually tossed his removed jacket into the trash can and spoke with an aggressive tone: “Of course I want to know why my Da Pang always refuses to get close to me and keeps peeing on me.”
Having received feedback from the owner, Lu Ruo smiled and replied very seriously: “Your Da Pang hates you, calls you a stupid idiot, and wants to pee on you to wake you up.”
As soon as Lu Ruo said this, Da Pang, who had been staring at his owner and cursing nonstop, stopped barking and turned to look at the screen.
Its pupils became round due to light refraction, and it meowed at Lu Ruo: “Can someone really understand cat language?”
Lu Ruo nodded.
Da Pang’s eyes widened even more, its face full of surprise.
The live stream audience was amused by Lu Ruo’s line “pee on you to wake you up” and began sending him one-cent little stars.
Sexy Husky, as the first to send a gift, also found it interesting and sent Lu Ruo a cheering stick.
[LOL the streamer can really talk hahaha, the show effect is maxed out.]
[I get it now, this is an abstract streamer, his goal is to make us laugh. If that’s the case, even if the communication isn’t quite on point, it’s still pretty entertaining.]
Da Pizza saw all the audience comments and sarcastically sneered: “Anyone can make up nonsense based on pet behavior, right? Isn’t that basically being a liar? Me and my Da Pang are so close, how could it possibly pee on me purely because it hates me?”
“Of course it’s not purely because it hates you,” Lu Ruo said, deliberately pausing before continuing, “It also hates your goddess, hates that you always insist on bringing it to hang out with your goddess, and hates that you always put an Elizabethan collar on it to please her.”
With every word Lu Ruo spoke, Da Pizza in front of the screen stiffened: “You… how do you know I put a collar on it when I take it out?”
[Oh, this Da Pizza’s reaction is suspicious. He didn’t refute the first two points, meaning the streamer actually hit the mark? He really uses his fur baby to chase women?]
[Collars make cats very uncomfortable. Da Pizza, you’re not the kind of person who deliberately uses pets to chase girls while not actually loving the pet, are you?]
[The person above nailed it! I hate people who fake loving pets the most. Maybe if he doesn’t get the goddess, he’ll abandon the cat.]
Seeing the audience making malicious assumptions about him, Da Pizza hurriedly explained: “I’ve raised Da Pang for 10 years, since I was in second grade of elementary school. I treat it as my most important family member. How could I abandon it? The collar… the collar is just so the goddess who also likes cats won’t be scared.”
“I don’t know where you found out I put a collar on Da Pang. If Da Pang misunderstood me because of this, I can change it in the future.”
As soon as Da Pizza finished speaking, the quiet blue cat suddenly started a new round of cursing.
While cursing, it jumped in front of the camera and looked at Lu Ruo anxiously.
Lu Ruo nodded, and a prompt for a new mission triggered in his ear: [New mission: Help the blue cat Da Pang make its owner see the goddess’s true face. Mission reward: 10 points, one random Beast Tongue.]
The live stream could actually trigger missions!
Lu Ruo felt even more energized, staring at Da Pizza and speaking up for Da Pang: “You can change yourself, but can your goddess change? Can you make her stop pinching Da Pang’s belly?”
“Pinching Da Pang’s belly?” Da Pizza’s tone was full of disbelief. “You’re talking nonsense. She likes Da Pang so much, how could she pinch it?”