What is pole dancing?
[Gangzi’s signature dance?]
[666, Guzhu is still steaming after ten years!]
[Are you really not experiencing creative blocks?]
[To put it another way, this wasn’t even Gangzi’s most outrageous side!]
[Holy crap!]
…
[Liu Erlong: Xiao Gang…..]
[Yu Xiaogang: …It’s alright.
By now, I’m completely at peace with myself.
This punishment is nothing.]
[Gu Xingzhou: Truly a master!
Admirable!]
[Ning Rongrong: As expected of a master!]
[Flander: Xiao Gang’s spirit is something we should all learn from!]
[Gu Xingzhou: I am now seriously studying this!]
[Ma Hongjun: +1!]
[Oscars: +1!]
…
In the Soul Hunting Forest, beside the solitary bamboo where ten years had passed, Yu Xiaogang watched the crowd’s discussion with a calm expression.
It wasn’t that he had come to terms with it; rather, he truly had run out of options…
Tang San looked at his teacher with sympathy in his eyes, but also a hint of respect.
His teacher Gangzi is truly a person with a strong heart.
Although he has been pranked so many times by the fan-made live broadcast room, he still believes in his teacher, Gangzi, because “a teacher for a day is a father for life”.
After all, he was the only one who could tell that he possessed twin martial souls.
No one else would have known he had twin martial souls unless they saw it through the live stream.
Not to mention, when he almost choked to death on a steamed bun, although he felt a little nauseous, he was indeed saved by Yu Xiaogang.
He’s not an unreasonable person; the teacher kindly brought him food, and it was indeed his fault that he choked.
In the script, Tang San felt somewhat apologetic for not bringing Gangzi with him when he ascended to the God Realm.
“Teacher, please, I will study hard!”
Tang San couldn’t help but speak, clearly prompted by the live stream.
“Alright, mistress, you just watch.”
“This move is a soul skill I created myself.
Its purpose is to bewitch the enemy through dance, make them lower their guard and become infatuated with me.
Even if it’s only for a few seconds, it’s enough for us to launch a fatal attack.”
“I named it ‘Bamboo Temptation’.”
“Next, I will explain the key points to you.”
“First and foremost, the first step is attire, this is of utmost importance, just watch as your master…”
Yu Xiaogang finished speaking.
She was immediately enveloped in a holy golden light, and the next second, her original black robe was gone, replaced by a pink bodycon dress.
The clothes were so tight that they clearly accentuated his muscle definition.
Her powerful thighs were clad in pink over-the-knee socks.
On top of the pink dress, there was a matching pair of bunny ear headbands.
“…”
Tang San was stunned by this sudden scene.
He was so shocked that he couldn’t remember whose clothes they were.
Yu Xiaogang also saw his own reflection in the ink painting, and he shuddered, his shame swelling instantly!
He thought he had the thickest skin imaginable, but he still lost at this moment!
That’s insane…
…
[???]
Holy crap, he’s really become a big slut now!
I think Gangzi is quite charming and graceful…
Isn’t this a bit too subtle?
My mouth is watering just looking at this!
This is so cool, so awesome!
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[Elite Livestream Room]
[Ma Hongjun: Ah, this…]
[Liu Erlong: Ah…..]
Bibi Dong: …
[Flander: Oh no, this image…
I’m afraid I’ll never be able to shake it off whenever I see Xiaogang again.]
[Oscar: Although it’s a bit cringeworthy, should I say…
it’s kind of appropriate?]
[Xiao Wu: !!!]
[Xiao Wu: Master, you’re such a pervert!!]
[Xiao Wu: Isn’t this the same outfit I’m wearing?!]
[Xiao Wu: How disgusting…
Gu Xingzhou, take off your clothes and put them on me!
I never want to wear these clothes again!]
[Gu Xingzhou: That won’t work, I don’t have any other clothes.]
[Xiao Wu: o(╥﹏╥)o]
Ning Rongrong: Xiao Wu is so pitiful…..
[Xiao Wu: Can you compensate me for my emotional distress?
Give me a reward…]
[Xiao Wu: o(╥﹏╥)o]
…
But Rou Gu Gang was unable to defend himself at this moment, and instead squatted down in a serious manner.
This familiar movement immediately made him uneasy.
Sure enough, next, just like on the rooftop, he wore the same dress as Xiao Wu, rabbit ears, and faced his personal disciple Tang San, sticking out his tongue and making two peace signs…
He then explained seriously, “Remember this, this is the starting stance.”
“Based on my experience, this move can take the initiative and leave the enemy in a state of confusion.”
“Then, we can take this opportunity to support Ten Years of Lonely Bamboo, stick out our butts, use this outfit to show off our alluring figures, and give the enemy a side profile and a flirtatious wink.
I know you might lack confidence in your looks, but don’t worry, this is a move that I have verified countless times.
No matter what you look like, as long as you strictly follow my combo and use your soul power, you will achieve a bewitching effect!”
“This dance is not only to fascinate the enemy, but also to allow you to naturally assume a fighting stance while the enemy is admiring your dance moves.
Even if you are ready to use the bamboo to stab the enemy, the enemy will only think that you are dancing.”
As he spoke, Yu Xiaogang began to dance gracefully with the Ten-Year Lonely Bamboo, his posture sexy and enchanting.
The Ten-Year Lonely Bamboo lived up to its reputation for resilience, even when Yu Xiaogang lifted his feet off the ground and spun it 360 degrees, it did not bend in the slightest!
As Gangzi started dancing, seductive music played simultaneously in the live stream, perfectly timed!
A pole dance performance completely stunned Tang San…
…
That’s so sexy!
Anyone could be confused like this!
[The enemy, upon seeing this, lost all will to fight; they all had to stop and watch completely before they were willing to engage!]
[I envy Tang San; he got to witness the scene firsthand!]
Gangzi is still too authoritative!
[It’s a pity this is punishment; I can’t vote.
Otherwise, I really wanted to vote for Gangzi!]
[666, your “vote” is just a lie; when you actually get to vote, you change your tune again.]
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[Elite Livestream Room]
[Ning Rongrong: Luckily, the live stream forced me to control my body…
Otherwise, how strong would my willpower have been to complete this dance!]
[Gu Xingzhou: Has no one noticed that the master’s peace sign gesture is getting more and more practiced?
Actually, I think that even without livestream control, this little thing wouldn’t be difficult for the master!]
[Xiao Wu: I wish you didn’t wear the same style of clothes as me.]
[Xiao Wu: o(╥﹏╥)o]
[Liu Erlong: …I didn’t expect Xiao Gang to be so…cough cough…]
[Flander: This is truly an eye-opener…]
[Ma Hongjun: The master is still too strong!]
…
[Yu Xiaogang’s punishment is over!]
[The lineup for the next round of performances is now announced!]
Please cast your votes!
The list is as follows.
1.
Tang San (winner of the previous round)
[A disciple personally taught by Yu Xiaogang, possessing twin martial souls.]
[2.
Bibi Dong]
[The Pope of the Spirit Hall]
3.
Flanders
[The Dean of Shrek Academy.]
4.
Gu Xingzhou
[A work-study student at Notting Academy, and Tang San’s roommate.]
[In the next round, the two with the most popularity votes from these four will be selected to perform!]
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