[Countdown is over!]
[The winner of this round will now be announced!]
[Yu Xiaogang’s performance garnered 30 million votes!]
Tang San garnered 60 million popularity votes for this performance!
A total of 90 million people across mainland China participated in the vote, with 10 million abstaining!
[Winner of this round: Tang San!]
[Randomly drawing rewards…..]
[The losing player, Yu Xiaogang, is about to enter the punishment phase!]
[Randomly selecting punishment content….]
[The current cumulative popularity value of the fan-created live stream room is 231 million.
Once it reaches 1 billion, the live stream room level will be upgraded again, and new features will be unlocked!
Please actively cast your popularity votes!]
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[A commanding lead of 30 million?]
It seems everyone is thinking the same thing!
I fear Gangzi will suffer, yet I also fear Gangzi will live a good life!
Sigh, I suddenly feel so sorry for Gangzi…
He received no rewards, but was always the one punished…
[It might not be so easy for fan-made content to appear next time, and getting rewards will be harder.]
Are we doing something wrong?
Are we hurting him too much?
[Screw you!]
[Stop pretending!
Why didn’t you show any mercy when it came to voting?]
[One thing at a time.]
[Haha, actually this also creates opportunities for others.
This livestream can’t just keep targeting Gangzi, can it?]
Even the best shows get boring after a while!
When will we get a stunningly beautiful woman to put on some exciting shows for us?
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[Liu Erlong: Damn it, these people really know how to kick someone when they’re down!
Xiao Gang has suffered so much, this reward should have been compensation for him!]
Tang San: Teacher, I didn’t want this either…
[Yu Xiaogang: It’s alright.
You’re my personal disciple, so it’s good that you received a reward.
As for your master…
there will definitely be other opportunities in the future.]
[Gu Xingzhou: Master is right, with your current popularity, no one can match your ability to create entertaining content!
The live stream will definitely not let you off the hook, cough cough, they’ll definitely let you return for another performance!]
Ning Rongrong: Yes, yes!
[Xiao Wu: Looking forward to it!
+1!]
Yu Xiaogang: …
[Dugu Bo: I wonder what reward Tang San will get.
I’m actually quite looking forward to it.]
[Ma Hongjun: Could he really become a god?]
[Gu Xingzhou: For example, rewarding the first Soul Skill, Guzhu Pole Vault?]
Tang San: …Let’s not.
Tang San: If I could…
I would still prefer a more dignified way to become a god…
[Dugu Bo: If it really is Ten Years of Lonely Bamboo, then it means the rewards in this live stream are not worth looking forward to at all.]
[Ning Fengzhi: Indeed, to lose so much face and only give a common, ten-year-old bamboo shoot is worse than not giving it at all.]
[Ning Fengzhi: However, I’m also curious, what exactly is Tang San’s second martial soul?]
Tang San: …..
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[Random selection complete.]
The results are now being announced.
[Congratulations to Tang San for winning the reward: a 400-year-old Guzhu Soul Ring (which can be absorbed voluntarily, is not mandatory, but cannot be transferred to others)]
…
“???”
“ah?”
Upon seeing this reward, Tang San’s mind went blank, and he almost fainted.
Just what I feared most has come to pass!
It really was a ten-year-old solitary bamboo!
No, it was four hundred years…
But no matter what, it was still just a solitary bamboo!
The thought of the Lone Bamboo Pole Vault he had just used, and the Ten-Year Lone Bamboo Kill, made him feel like his life was bleak.
Based on the predictions made in the live stream, he will only be able to absorb Guzhu from now on…
Could it be…?
Does he really want to become a god in this way?
Fortunately, this wasn’t a forced absorption; he could choose other soul beasts as soul rings, but that was essentially a free reward.
…
Unlike Tang San’s despair and collapse.
When Yu Xiaogang saw the reward, he was immediately invigorated!
What he saw was not some isolated bamboo grove!
It was a broad road to godhood!
If even Guzhu can do it, then wouldn’t he really become the God of Farts?!
Thinking of this, he felt that life was full of hope!
He was full of energy!
Fifty years old is the age to take risks!
It’s decided, starting tomorrow, I’ll practice farting like crazy!
It’s not just Luo Sanpao who needs to practice, he has to practice hard too!
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[666, is this live stream for real?]
[The protagonist will receive a 400-year-old Guzhu Soul Ring!]
I thought it was just a prank!
[Doesn’t that mean that absorbing eighteen ten-year-old bamboo stalks would allow one to pole vault to the realm of gods?]
Forget about it.
Eighteen!
That requires twin martial souls!
Don’t you know how rare twin martial souls are?
You could count them on one hand!
Have some ambition!]
But if eighteen roots make a god, then nine roots make a demigod, right?
[???]
[Nine roots?
You think you can cultivate to the level of a Title Douluo using only a lone bamboo?
]
[…Well, at least…it’s good that Guzhu can make me more resilient!]
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[Elite Livestream Room]
[Dugu Bo: …I didn’t expect it to really be Guzhu.
It’s only been four hundred years; it shouldn’t be so pathetic.]
[Ning Fengzhi: Indeed, but is this really a random reward?]
[Ning Rongrong: This is clearly a rigged operation done behind the scenes for the sake of the show!]
[Ning Rongrong: There’s absolutely no fairness here!]
[Ma Hongjun: But this at least proves one thing: the plot twists in the live stream are most likely true…
Could pole vaulting really lead to the realm of gods?]
[Gu Xingzhou: I don’t know if I can get on, but from now on, when fighting Tang San, I absolutely cannot let him be behind me.]
[Ning Rongrong: Ugh, how disgusting!
Stop talking, I’d almost forgotten about it!]
[Ma Hongjun: +1!
Just thinking about it makes my butt feel cold!]
[Oscar: I was so scared I cried…]
[Dai Mubai: It seems this is going to become one of the ironclad rules of battle in Douluo Continent…]
Yu Xiaogang: …
Tang San: …Everyone, don’t panic!
I don’t necessarily need to absorb this Guzhu yet!
[Gu Xingzhou: Huh?
You’re giving up your chance to become a god?]
[Tang San: I still want to try other methods…
Luckily, my teacher and I are both in the Soul Hunting Forest.
If we really can’t find a suitable one, I’ll consider absorbing this…]
[Gu Xingzhou: But don’t you have twin martial souls?
You could easily use Blue Silver Grass to absorb this four-hundred-year-old Lonely Bamboo, and then find another one for your second martial soul, right?]
Tang San: …But, if it weren’t for the eighteen bamboo poles, we wouldn’t have been able to jump to the God Realm…
Gu Xingzhou: That’s true…
[Yu Xiaogang: Xiao San’s analysis makes a lot of sense.
Since the reward is guaranteed, there’s no need to rush into a decision.
Your master will take you to find a suitable spirit ring.]
[Gu Xingzhou: But…
Master, have you forgotten that there’s another punishment for you?]
Yu Xiaogang: …
…
[Tang San’s rewards have been distributed.]
[The punishment for Yu Xiaogang will now be announced!]
[Yu Xiaogang drew the punishment: the temptation of a bamboo shoot.]
[Using ten-year-old bamboo as a prop, she performs a pole dance and teaches Tang San her self-created soul skill: Bamboo Temptation.]
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