Finally, Yu Xiaogang arrived in the realm of gods!
Standing atop the realm of gods, Yu Xiaogang roared to the heavens.
“Ha ha ha ha!!!”
“I’ve finally become a god!”
“I’ve become a fart god!!”
…
666!
[Holy crap!]
This episode is truly amazing!
[He’s a god with a certain charm!]
How sacred!
[???]
Are you kidding me?
At least, Gangzi really succeeded!
It’s a pity it’s just a scripted scenario.
So what?
At least he was once a god, and at least right now, Gangzi is the real deal when it comes to farts!!
Great!
No need for further explanation!
[And perhaps this is the right development path for Gangzi?]
[Luo Sanpao wasn’t weak; he just hadn’t found the right path?]
The only way to become a god is to focus solely on farting!
Gangzi, have you figured it out yet?
[How to train from now on is self-explanatory.]
There was a lot of discussion in the regular live stream rooms.
Compared to the elite live streaming rooms that require real-name registration, these people still take into account their identities and social interactions, so they are relatively more restrained.
Many members of elite live stream rooms are actually lurking and quietly watching the drama unfold.
…
“Did you see that?
You mistress, even without you, I can still ascend to the God Realm!!!”
At this moment, Yu Xiaogang was moved to tears and extremely excited!
As a result of countless days and nights of this stinky fart-drenching process, he no longer needed a mask and was completely immune to the farts.
These hot tears weren’t from being smothered.
Similarly, while the live streamer forces him to deliver his lines and follow the script, he is not forced to shed tears.
Therefore, this also shows that Yu Xiaogang’s expression of emotion is genuine.
…
[Elite Livestream Room]
[Gu Xingzhou: So touching!]
[Gu Xingzhou: I cried!]
[Gu Xingzhou: I never imagined that the master’s acting skills were so accomplished!]
[Xiao Wu: This doesn’t look like acting to me…]
[Dugu Bo: Is it possible that it wasn’t acting, but rather a genuine expression of emotion?]
[Flander: Cough cough, actually, it’s understandable.
given Xiao Gang’s experience, it’s hard not to be excited about becoming a god, right?]
[Liu Erlong: Yes, he suffered too much in the past…]
[Liu Erlong: Even now, I’m still not accepted by everyone…]
[Zao Wou-Ki: It’s a pity it’s not real; it’s just a scenario played out in the script…]
[Gu Xingzhou: But I think this line of reasoning might actually be true?]
[Liu Erlong: How could that be?
Everyone was just joking, right?
You actually took it seriously?]
[Gu Xingzhou: But isn’t the master already at a dead end?
He’s not afraid of going down the wrong path anymore, because there’s no path ahead.]
[Gu Xingzhou: So, he’s the most suitable person for trial and error.
Even if he fails, it won’t be worse.
But what if he succeeds?]
[Gu Xingzhou: The master can not only become a true fart god, but also pave a path for everyone in the live stream, right?]
[Gu Xingzhou: I see you are all good friends of the master.
If it’s for the master’s good, I really think you should persuade him to be brave and give it a try.]
[Flanders: That may not sound pleasant, but there’s some truth to it.]
[Liu Erlong:….]
…
At this very moment, in the realm of gods.
Yu Xiaogang let out another fart and instantly darted in front of Tang San.
He angrily questioned Tang San:
“You mistress, why didn’t you take your master to the God Realm!”
“If it weren’t for your master devising the path of ten years in Guzhu, would you be where you are today?!”
Tang San stood atop the ancient bamboo grove, looking down at his teacher.
He wanted to explain, but he couldn’t; he was bound by the script, unable to control himself…
He could only look at Yu Xiaogang with a cold gaze, as if he were looking at an ant, and said:
How dare you say that?
“You really think this is your achievement?”
“Ten years in Guzhu, you really dare to teach me!
If I didn’t already possess the potential to become a god, do you really think this method could succeed?”
“If it weren’t for you, how could I have become the weakest god in the divine realm?!”
“Do you know how the gods in the divine realm view me?!”
“Do you know how I’ve gotten through this past year?!”
Tang San became more and more excited as he spoke, almost shouting it out.
Immediately, he tried to control his emotions and turned away with a look of disappointment:
“Forget it, why should I bother explaining this to you?
You’re a piece of trash who broke through to fifty at level twenty-nine, you wouldn’t understand.”
There are differences even among gods.
“Tang San, you!!!”
Yu Xiaogang was so angry that he was speechless for a long time.
…
Haha, this is hilarious!
This plot actually looks pretty convincing.
[It makes sense now.]
[Breaking 50 at level 29?
That’s hilarious!]
This is like stabbing Gangzi in the heart with ten years’ worth of Guzhu bamboo!
Do you think these two, master and apprentice, will become enemies after this performance?
It’s hard to say, it’s truly a love-hate relationship!
I’ve already started shipping them!
[???]
Trying to break anything will only harm you!
…
Yu Xiaogang quickly calmed down.
He stared at Tang San, adopting the teacher’s posture once more, and looked at him with the same disappointment, saying:
“Tang San, you’re wrong.”
“You don’t understand anything.
You haven’t even learned the slightest bit of what your teacher has to say, yet you dare to try to educate your teacher.”
“It’s not that Guzhu is weak after ten years, but that you don’t know how to use it.”
“My ability to become the God of Farts is enough to prove that my theory is correct.”
Yu Xiaogang said firmly.
“Alright, since you think you’re right, let’s have a fight!”
“If you win, then I’ll agree with what you said.”
Tang San said coldly.
“good.”
After Yu Xiaogang became a god, he was also eager to try.
This is a rare opportunity.
Even though he was a fart god, this was the first time he had used divine power in battle!
And it will be broadcast live to the entire Douluo Continent!
At this moment, everyone knew that Yu Xiaogang had become a true god!
Even if this power disappears in the future, he has still been to the realm of gods and become a god!
As long as he can prove his theory to everyone again, he will no longer be the master who is ridiculed!
It is a divine master!
Yu Xiaogang not only taught a god, but also became a god himself!
Thinking of this, Yu Xiaogang excitedly let out a loud fart that sounded like thunder from the heavens!
“Then let’s fight!”
Tang San undoubtedly took the fart as a signal to start a war.
He immediately took off one shoe and one sock, and quickly tied them to his nose to block the stinky fart attack.
“???”
“What?!
Aren’t there even the slightest bit of decent protective measures?!”
Tang San was devastated.
Isn’t this just making things worse?
But he was truly at his wit’s end, completely unable to control himself.
He could only be thankful that he was wearing socks, rather than something even worse.
The next second…