[666, and there’s even a God War!!]
Then let’s fight!
Is it really that exciting?
[This is the first time I’ve seen a battle between gods, and it made me not want to become a god anymore.]
[+1.]
If this is what gods are, then I’d better just stick to being a Soul Master.
Don’t let children watch these kinds of inappropriate programs!
My child doesn’t want to awaken their martial soul anymore.
That’s a good thing!
At least it’s better than my kid.
My kid actually said, “Dad, when I grow up, I want to be a god too!”
Damn it, Gangzi has really done something terrible!
What’s this compared to what you’ve done…?
My wife wants me to absorb the essence of a ten-year-old Guzhu bamboo…
[???]
[ah?]
Does your wife want a god as her husband?
No, she doesn’t have that kind of ambition.
She only remembers what Gangzi said.
What did you say?
The defining characteristic of the ten-year-old bamboo is its resilience…
[???]
[666, my sister-in-law’s words have reminded us.]
This is the correct way to use the phrase “ten years in Guzhu”!
I don’t know if I can go to the realm of gods, but if absorbing ten years’ worth of Guzhu bamboo really makes me more resilient, then I can be a god every day!
Only once?
The trend in ordinary live streaming rooms is getting more and more skewed.
Viewers in the elite live stream room can also understand the comments in the regular live stream room, which makes many people eager to reassess the value of Ten Years of Lonely Bamboo.
at the same time,
Tang San’s subsequent battles undoubtedly gave them some inspiration for actual combat.
Then, Tang San roared, “First Soul Skill, Guzhu Pole Vault!”
Then, with a pole vault, he soared up, instantly flying over Yu Xiaogang’s head, and landed steadily behind him.
“Hehe, mistress, you’re still too young.”
“He’s actually standing right behind the God of Farts.”
Yu Xiaogang’s lips curled into a smirk.
“Watch closely, mistress, this fart is going to be really cool!”
As soon as he finished speaking, Yu Xiaogang and Luo Sanpao both turned red in the face at almost the same time.
this…
This would undoubtedly be an unprecedentedly foul fart.
But since Tang San dared to appear behind the God of Farts, how could he have been completely unprepared?
But then we see that he has already condensed two incredibly resilient bamboo shoots that have stood for ten years.
“Self-created Soul Skill!
Ten Years of Lonely Bamboo Kill!”
Before Tang San could even finish speaking…
the two ten-year-old bamboo stalks hurtled towards the two fart gods at supersonic speed!
Yu Xiaogang and Luo Sanpao were completely caught off guard.
They blocked the cannon muzzles before they could even fire!
And it got even worse!
If he hadn’t become a god, if the impact of his fart hadn’t been able to reach the realm of gods!
He and Luo Sanpao are probably now linked together, but even so, he is still screaming in agony from the severe injuries!
“ah——-”
Yu Xiaogang and Luo Sanpao screamed simultaneously, their voices tragic, painful, and endless!
“Tang San, you actually resorted to such despicable tactics!!!”
“You’ll get your comeuppance!!!”
Yu Xiaogang lay face down, his face pressed against the floor tiles of the divine realm, tears welling in his eyes…
pain!
It hurts so much!
The pain was excruciating!
Without a doubt.
He lost this battle completely!
The script is fake, but the power to become a god is real, and the pain…
is real too!!
…
[hiss…]
This might be a case of single-point pain…
[I was so scared I cried.]
[The immersion is incredible!]
Tang San’s move was really underhanded!
But this also illustrates one thing…
[Guzhu has been incredibly resilient for ten years!!!]
[You can’t go wrong if you absorb this!]
[Holy crap, no, we can’t wait any longer!]
Any later, and we really wouldn’t be able to find the Ten-Year-Old Guzhu!
My wife has already declared that I shouldn’t come back to sleep until I’ve absorbed ten years’ worth of Guzhu essence.
…
[Elite Livestream Room]
[Liu Erlong: This live stream is going too far!]
[Liu Erlong: How could you do this!]
[Liu Erlong: How much pain must Xiaogang be in!]
[Flander: I can’t even imagine…
But Xiao Gang must have divine power, so even if something happens, the live stream will definitely be able to fix it…]
[Ma Hongjun: Repair…?]
[Ma Hongjun: I suddenly have a bold idea…]
[Zhao Wuji: Then you should just shut up.]
Oscar: I understand.
Dai Mubai: +1.
[Xiao Wu: What are you guys talking about?]
Gu Xingzhou: I don’t know either~
…
[This live stream for fan creation has successfully concluded!]
[After the theatrical performance ends, the actors will return to their pre-performance state.]
The moment the power was restored.
The physical pain from being killed by Guzhu over ten years had vanished, but the mental pain remained…
My first time was lost forever.
But that’s not what he’s most concerned about right now. Find the original chapter at g.com.
The moment his divine power vanished, he felt only a profound sense of loss…
Becoming a god…
This was something he never dared to dream of, but just now, the live stream made it happen for him…
Although he’s just a fart god, he’s still far beyond what ordinary people can compare to.
now,
His fall from grace was a tremendous blow to him.
Therefore, his mind was not on Tang San at all.
He knew that what Tang San did was not his intention.
Although he felt resentful, he did not really blame him.
He’s thinking about something more important now…
That is,
Is the path presented in the live stream actually real?
Could he really become a god by farting?
Should we…
give it a try?
“…”
Tang San looked at his teacher, hesitant to speak, wanting to apologize or comfort his master, but before he could open his mouth…
The ink painting scroll suddenly updated its announcement:
[Now we’re moving on to the voting stage!]
Please cast your votes!
Rest assured, this vote is completely anonymous and cannot be traced!
Voting must be completed within one minute; failure to vote within this timeframe will be considered an abstention.
[The live stream will tally the votes cast!]
[The countdown has now begun…]
…
[We’ve finally reached the voting stage!]
To be honest, I originally intended to vote for Gangzi!
[But Tang San isn’t bad either; he’s incredibly capable!]
[How about we keep voting for Gangzi and give him a little more hardship?]
Are you stupid?
If you vote for Gangzi, Gangzi will get the reward, right?
[???]
[666, you’re willing to endure even the smallest hardship for Gangzi!]
If even a good-for-nothing like Gangzi gets a reward, wouldn’t he be breaking through to level 30 by the time he’s fifty?
What if he really becomes a god?
Wouldn’t we then truly become clowns and useless fools?
“Then give it to Tang San?”
[Tang San, after all, possesses innate full soul power and twin martial souls; he’s not truly a useless Blue Silver Grass.
Even without the reward, his future achievements will be remarkable.
The livestream reward is merely icing on the cake.]
But Gangzi is different!
Gangzi is a complete loser!
…
In the elite live stream room, Liu Erlong was furious at the discussions in the ordinary live stream room!
[Liu Erlong: How could these people be so evil?!]
[Liu Erlong: Xiaogang is already in such a miserable state, and you still can’t bear to see him doing well!]
…