[System Prompt: Skill [Itchy Monster] intelligence has been updated]
[Discovered effect 2: People who are in pain will attract your attention more. Sensing other people’s negative emotions and understanding other people’s pain is as natural to you as breathing.]
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It was said before that ever since the player became friends with Yuta, the player had been getting攻略ed every day by Okkotsu Yuta.
Miss Player, who had made a friend her age in real life for the first time, had had a whole new world opened to her.
So friends can do everything together?
They could even go to kindergarten together! Take naps together! As the older brother, Yuta even shared the little potatoes they planted in kindergarten last year with her to eat together!
Lying on the bedding Yuta had spread out, being held as she slept by her sweet and soft childhood friend, the cult leader felt that life had reached its peak.
Is this heaven?
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“Vice-captain calling captain, there is no cherry blossom within 100 meters to the north, safe, over!”
“Captain received! About to move forward, please continue scouting, vice-captain, over!”
“Vice-captain received, departing now, over!”
Ever since Yuta started participating in religious activities with Saki, the two children’s after-school reconnaissance action had already lasted a month.
At the start, Okkotsu Yuta still could not really understand the importance of this reconnaissance squad, and was only bewilderedly pulled by Sakurai Saki to hide behind a streetlamp: “Why are we hiding from the police officers?”
The Divine Child carefully observed the surroundings, making sure that no cherry blossom police badge appeared, and only then did she earnestly explain the cruel reality to little Yuta: “Yuta, Sakurai Saki-sama is the leader of the World-Bound Ultimate Bliss Church. But in the eyes of people who cannot see curses, divine children and churches are all liars, and they will have the police arrest the cult leader and make her eat pork chop rice.”
“Pork chop rice… the police are so good to the cult leader…”
Little Okkotsu clearly still did not understand the real meaning of eating pork chop rice, but maybe that was the other side’s last meal, Yuta!!
“But Saki-chan doesn’t eat meat… then if Saki gets caught, could it be! She’ll starve to death?!”
Little Yuta was shocked.
No, that would not go that far. Also, why had it gone to the point of thinking of pork chop rice like this, Yuta!
Just as Sakurai Saki was about to explain, Okkotsu Yuta made a firm decision as if facing a great enemy: “We absolutely cannot let Saki starve to death! We can’t let the police officer find Saki!”
Mm…
“If you want to think that way, I guess that works…”
Sakurai Saki swallowed the words she had been about to explain.
In any case, as long as the result and the goal were the same, that was fine.
The Sakura Reconnaissance Squad was established from then on!
Captain, the leader and Divine Child of the World-Bound Ultimate Bliss Church, the weak player Sakurai Saki!
Vice-captain, the Divine Child’s neighbor and friend, Okkotsu Yuta, who was 4 years old but super strong!
Member, currently only the captain and vice-captain!
From then on, after kindergarten let out, they would scout for the cherry blossom police badge, lurk and advance, and work hard for the cult leader’s freedom and food!
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“So tired… I’m going to die…”
Finally finishing today’s exorcism, Sakurai Saki was so tired she could only collapse onto the sofa and expel her soul. Okkotsu Yuta, who had carried her back, was still like nothing had happened, gently helping massage here and rub there.
“Good work~ It’s great that there were no police and no bad people today.”
Encountering bad people = needing to call the police = the Divine Child losing sanity. Yuta already understood his little partner very well.
“Welcome home~”
There was some movement from the kitchen, and Sakurai Mama poked her head out with a smile. “Saki-chan, Mom bought butter today. Should Mom bake cookies for you and Yuta?”
“Okay– thank you, Mom~”
“Thank you, Auntie Sakurai~”
Sakurai Saki was sprawled on the sofa, not even having the strength to lift her head.
“Come to think of it, isn’t Saki tired from wearing that?” Okkotsu looked at the thick and complicated white kimono on her body and, with some awe, pinched the Divine Child’s sleeve. It looked very heavy.
“T-this is also part of training, it’s fine… It’s weight training…!”
Children’s lives always seemed to pass very quickly. Sakurai Saki was supervised by Yuta every day to exercise, and this month her strength had even gone up by 1, which was gratifying.
“Mm-hm, Saki worked very hard.”
Yuta smiled. “You can rest today. Do you want to watch TV?”
“Mm! And strawberry milk~”
The TV was turned on, and the voice of Kamen Super filled the house. Sakurai Saki lay on her childhood friend’s lap, and Yuta skillfully brought the straw to her lips, gently stroking her head.
“Yuta… like…” Saki mumbled around the straw, feeling like she was about to fall asleep.
“…Mm, I like Saki the most too.”
The TV was still playing the animation the children liked the most, but Okkotsu Yuta kept his head lowered, only looking at Sakurai Saki lying in his arms, with a satisfied smile on his face.
No one knew how long had passed when the doorbell rang at the entrance.
Sakurai Saki was lying on Okkotsu Yuta’s thigh, enjoying the boy’s gentle head pats. Hearing the doorbell, she struggled drowsily to get up and go open the door, but Yuta pressed her back onto the sofa.
“Saki should just keep resting. I’ll go open it.”
Reliable Okkotsu Yuta trotted to the doorway and tiptoed to open the door.
The handsome man in a police uniform at the door lowered his head, looked at him for a few seconds in some surprise, and then showed a friendly smile. “Hello, little friend. May I ask if Ms. Sakurai is home?”
After seeing the police uniform full of righteous air outside the door, Okkotsu Yuta instantly stiffened.
“P-please wait a moment…”
After stammering that out, he closed the door, turned and rushed to the sofa, pulling up Sakurai Saki and starting to sprint.
“Y-Yuta? What is it?” Sakurai Saki, who had been half-asleep, was so startled she almost fell. Yuta steadied her in one move, then anxiously dragged her upstairs.
“The police, the police are here!” Okkotsu Yuta was so nervous his face went pale. “Saki, hurry and hide!”
The police?
…Police!!
Had the cult leader been exposed?!
Sakurai Saki’s half-asleep brain was also scared blank, and Yuta hurriedly dragged her from the balcony into his room and stuffed her into his wardrobe.
“Saki hide here for now. If I don’t come back, then run away from my house.”
Okkotsu Yuta said with a determined expression, seeming to have already decided to sacrifice himself.
“Wait– Yuta!”
Before Sakurai Saki could stop him, Yuta had already run off.
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Fushiguro Kiyomitsu stood somewhat at a loss at the entrance of the Sakurai house, blowing in the cold wind. After a while, the door was pulled open again, and the little boy from just now poked his head out, smiling a little bashfully as he said, “Sorry to keep you waiting, police officer, please… please come in.”
The cat-eyed young man sized him up somewhat surprisingly. Under the boy’s increasingly pitiful expression as he pressed his lips together, he gently nodded and stepped with a smile into the “boss”‘s home.
“May I ask…” Okkotsu Yuta calmly invited the police officer into the house to sit down, then took out a cup in a very proper manner and asked, “What would you like to drink? There is green tea, barley tea, juice…”
Fushiguro Kiyomitsu looked at the boy’s tightly clenched hand around the cup and felt a little like laughing. He coughed lightly, but the amusement still leaked from the corners of his eyes. “Mm… may I ask if there is strawberry milk? I suddenly really want to drink that.”
Okkotsu Yuta, who had deliberately skipped over Sakurai Saki’s favorite drink: “…There isn’t any.”
“I see…” The police officer sitting on the sofa glanced at the coffee table.
On it sat an unfinished carton of strawberry milk, and the straw still bore the adorable tooth mark of the Divine Child.
Okkotsu Yuta stiffly picked up the milk carton and took a sip in front of the police officer. Under the officer’s somewhat hesitant smile for some reason, he said in feigned calm, “It’s the last bottle, and I’ve already drunk from it.”
“…Ah. Then there is nothing that can be done.”
The police officer, who had watched the boy use the same straw, wanted to say something but stopped, and in the end could only give an helpless smile and not continue teasing him.
“…I’ll make tea for you.”
“All right, thank you for your trouble.”
The two of them just glared at each other in the living room for quite a while before the police officer finally spoke: “Then, may I ask where Ms. Sakurai is…”
“Auntie went to attend a supermarket promotion event.”
Okkotsu Yuta said this calmly, and the next second there was a bang from the kitchen.
Okkotsu Yuta: …
Fushiguro Kiyomitsu: …
“…In the kitchen…”
“It’s eggs. They were put in the microwave, so they exploded.”
Okkotsu Yuta gave an embarrassed smile, the lowered eyelids covering eyes that held no smile.
“…Is that so.”
“Yes.”
“…”
“…”
Fushiguro Kiyomitsu decided to stop this meaningless “war”: “Little friend, you may have misunderstood something. I also know the Sakurai family, and I’m here to give Ms. Sakurai…”
Give the Sakurai family what? An arrest warrant?!
“No way!” Okkotsu Yuta sprang to his feet, as if facing a great enemy. “I absolutely won’t let you take Saki away!”
“No… wait, what are you doing? Stop right there–”
Yuta abruptly hugged the police officer’s leg. The 13-point-strength Okkotsu Yuta looked like a child but possessed adult strength! Fushiguro Kiyomitsu did not dare use force on a child, and for a moment he actually could not break free of him.
“Yuta–”
The big and the small were entangled when suddenly there came a huge rumbling crash from the stairs, accompanied by a panicked cry, and a tiny figure rolled and scrambled down from the stairs.
Sakurai Saki, who had been shaken until she was dizzy all over, lay on the floor and weakly held out both hands: “The one you want to arrest is me… let go of Yuta… cuff me and take me away…”
“Saki!”
“Saki–”
The big and the small boys spoke at the same time, and both of them rushed to Sakurai Saki’s side at once.
“How is it, let me see where you’re hurt–”
“Saki? Where does it hurt?”
“It’s okay… hp still has 7 points left, no need to call an ambulance…” Sakurai Saki looked at the system interface and then raised her head a little sluggishly. “…Hiro?”
“Mm, it’s me.” Fushiguro Kiyomitsu, who had come in police uniform to see the children, frowned in annoyance and carefully lifted Sakurai Saki up, feeling heartbroken to no end. “Sorry, I got carried away. I shouldn’t have come wearing a police uniform. I scared you…”
“So I wasn’t exposed…?” Sakurai Saki subconsciously rubbed against Fushiguro Kiyomitsu’s face, looking blank. “Why did Hiro suddenly come here?”
“Well…”
“Ara, Officer Fushiguro is here~” Sakurai Mama came out of the kitchen carrying a plate of cookies, and looking over here she smiled naturally and said, “Are you here to deliver my award certificate?”
The cult leader: ?
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“…Anyway, that’s how it was.”
“I’m sorry…” Okkotsu Yuta hung his head quite dejectedly, self-reproach making even the corners of his eyes red. “I misunderstood…”
“This isn’t Yuta’s fault…” The player looked numbly at Sakurai Mama, who was proudly hanging the certificate that said, “Thank you to the enthusiastic citizen Ms. Sakurai for assisting in the crackdown on the evil j organization” on the wall.
Who could have thought that the high-level members of the World-Bound Ultimate Bliss Church would lead the police to take down the rival’s den…
Fushiguro Kiyomitsu really wanted to sigh. He gave a wry smile and patted the two little kids on the head, still seeming to mind Sakurai Saki’s injury very much, his eyes even a little sad. “Saki doesn’t need to worry so much… I will definitely protect Saki, so there is no need to be afraid of the police.”
“Mm…” Sakurai Saki let him pat her obediently. “Then Hiro should hurry and become the Superintendent General!”
With the mole sitting in the ranks becoming the police boss, who else could possibly control her World-Bound Ultimate Bliss Church?!
The cat-eyed young man chuckled. “…All right, I’ll do it as soon as possible. Saki, wait for me a little longer, okay?”
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After the misunderstanding was finally cleared up, Fushiguro Kiyomitsu also quickly took his leave, after all, police work was still very busy.
Okkotsu Yuta carefully applied medicine to Saki’s wound with a bottle of medicine, and the two children sat together. Suddenly, the news began to interrupt the TV that had never been turned off.
“This station reports: a certain evil cult, Panxingjiao, was arrested recently. It is suspected of hiring killers, illegal fraudulent fundraising, terrorism, and more. All involved personnel have been captured and are awaiting trial on a later date. Related dark web killers have currently escaped, and rewards will be given for tips… This case especially thanks the enthusiastic citizen Ms. Sakurai for providing clues to the police. Ms. Sakurai said that she deeply hates all crooked and evil ways, and helping the police this time was truly her bounden duty… Police reminder: believing in evil cults hurts both others and yourself. Speaking scientifically benefits the country and the people…”
The two children looked at Ms. Sakurai on the TV, who was firmly saying, “The thing I hate most in my life is evil cults,” and fell silent.
The World-Bound Ultimate Bliss Church leader: I feel like I’m being scolded along with them.
“Come to think of it, Yuta is really a dummy. You actually lied to the police officer that there was no strawberry milk.” Hiro was also really bad, specifically using her favorite strawberry milk to tease Yuta.
Okkotsu Yuta lowered his eyes and pressed his lips together, carefully touching her arm, which had swollen a little. “…Saki is the dummy. You clearly can’t run fast, and you still rushed down the stairs and got hurt…” By the end, he was starting to get depressed again.
“Because I wanted to protect Yuta.” Miss Player wasn’t angry at all. The 12-intelligence Okkotsu Yuta was insulting the 15-intelligence Hacker King? Heh, he was courting humiliation. “Yuta wasn’t also protecting me?”
Okkotsu Yuta lifted his head with the medicine bottle in hand, and looked at her for a while. Sakurai Saki smiled at him.
So Yuta also smiled bashfully.
Being able to become friends was truly wonderful.
Author’s note:
Tina Hime: Thank you.
Geto Suguru: Thank you.
Gojo Satoru: Thanks.
Toji, who was just about to kill the Star Plasma Vessel and then found out that the employer had died: I really do want to thank you
Yuta was so easy to fool when he was little (not)
Thank you to the little angels who gave me votes or nourishment from 2022-11-01 00:00:57 to 2022-11-01 22:45:09~
Special thanks to the little angels who provided nutrient solution: Ye Se Bu Zhi 10 bottles; Zhi Xing 5 bottles;
Thank you all very much for your support, I will keep working hard!