In other livestreams, when he made such comments, the streamers would ignore him, and netizens would pretend not to see them.
Seeing this was a small livestream, he didn’t take it seriously and typed a comment as usual. Little did he expect the streamer to call him out on the spot, and netizens immediately tagged him all over the screen.
At this moment, he wanted to sneak away quietly.
Xi Yang saw through his thoughts and said, “No way! No way! Surely no one’s thinking of sneaking away, right?”
Ye Sheng immediately chimed in, “How could that be? Our Brother Dumpling isn’t that kind of person. If he said Sexy Years, he meant Sexy Years. Right, Brother Dumpling?”
Sister-in-Law and Dumpling: …
He didn’t say it! That’s not him! Someone save him!
Sister-in-Law and Dumpling trembled in the corner, surrounded by two tall, shadowy figures wearing identical mischievous grins.
The two shadows were none other than Xi Yang and Ye Sheng.
He timidly raised a hand, his voice trembling, “N-no… mistake, it’s Sexy Years. Just ask if you’ll dance or not.”
As he spoke, he grew more confident. Although he’d lose one Sexy Years, getting a suggestive video from a pure-looking female streamer wasn’t too bad a deal overall.
“Dance!”
That was exactly what she was waiting for.
“Hold on a moment, let me get ready.” Ye Sheng switched the camera angle and handed her phone to Ye Xiaotian.
“Sweetie, hold the phone and point the camera at me later.”
Ye Sheng disappeared from the video, ran into the kitchen, and reappeared in front of the camera shortly after.
Her outfit left the livestream viewers stunned.
She was wearing an apron and holding a rag. How was she going to dance suggestively dressed like that?
They soon found out.
As the BGM started, Ye Sheng began “wiping edges.”
The edges of the table, the edges of the chair, the edges of the door…
After a round of “edge-wiping,” Ye Sheng wiped away imaginary sweat from her forehead.
“Edge-wiping done. Are you satisfied, Brother Dumpling? If it’s not enough, I can keep wiping.”
Ye Sheng was clearly enjoying herself.
The livestream viewers fell silent, only spamming ellipses.
Sister-in-Law and Dumpling was furious: “What kind of suggestive dance is this?!”
He felt like the streamer and the netizens had set him up! What kind of streamer “wipes edges” like this?!
He thought he’d get an eyeful, but this was all he got!
Ye Sheng wasn’t having it.
She’d worked so hard wiping those edges—how could it not count as “edge-wiping”?
“How does it not count? Just ask if it’s wiped or not.”
Xi Yang laughed until tears came to his eyes. He, too, had thought Ye Sheng would dance something suggestive like swaying her hips, but he never expected this kind of “edge-wiping.”
This little girl was just too amusing!
Such an entertaining streamer was worth keeping an eye on—she might just become his source of joy in the future.
“Young Master Yang (Level 41): @Sister-in-Law and Dumpling, the streamer’s right. How does this not count as edge-wiping? A man’s word is his bond. Are you trying to weasel out of it?”
Although the “edge-wiping” was unexpected, the netizens were firmly on the streamer’s side.
“Tu Bieshu (The Most Handsome Guy on the Internet) (Level 4): Hahaha, just ask if the edges were wiped or not (wicked grin)! @Sister-in-Law and Dumpling.”
“Yang Xiaxing (Level 2): Our streamer wiped those edges so hard. Don’t try to back out, Brother Dumpling. The bros won’t stand for it! @Sister-in-Law and Dumpling.”
“Little Sheep Sprinting for the High School Entrance Exam (Level 1): Bros, get him! Hold down @Sister-in-Law and Dumpling so he doesn’t run away!!”
Sister-in-Law and Dumpling’s face turned pale, then flushed red.
“Sister-in-Law and Dumpling (Level 12) gifted the streamer Sexy Years ×1.”
“Sister-in-Law and Dumpling has been upgraded to Level 21.”
“Sister-in-law and Dumpling (Level 21) has left the livestream.”
Sexy Years is now in the bag.
Ye Sheng breathed a sigh of relief. She had genuinely been worried that Dumpling might not send the gift and just run off—something she couldn’t have done anything about. She hadn’t expected the bros in the livestream to be so reliable.
“Thanks for the help, bros. Special thanks to Young Master Yang.” If Young Master Yang hadn’t stepped in, that person really would have gotten away.
Xi Yang grew curious: 「How are you going to thank me?」
Ye Sheng replied mysteriously, “That’s a secret.”
This was a real big spender—someone who’d seen it all. She hadn’t figured it out yet, and it wouldn’t be too late to thank him once she had.
Xi Yang laughed. Alright, alright, playing it like this, huh?
Honestly, he was genuinely curious about how the streamer would thank him.
The netizens weren’t having it.
「Tu Bieshu (The Most Handsome Guy on the Internet)(Level 4): What’s there that family can’t see?」
「Yang Xiaxing (Level 2): Exactly! I treat you all like family, but you treat us like outsiders, right?」
“Who said you’re family?” Ye Sheng crossed her arms and continued, “You haven’t even gotten a fan badge. How am I supposed to treat you like family? None of you have any sense.”
Hearing the first part, they were angry. After all their effort to help her earlier, they hadn’t expected her to treat them like this. Just as they were about to start cursing, the second part drained all their energy and arguments.
They were so angry they laughed.
Alright, alright, playing it like this, huh!
Was it their fault?
Thinking about it, it made sense. If they hadn’t even entered the “family door,” why should she treat them like family?
They all rushed to get fan badges.
Xi Yang sent a fan badge and followed the streamer. Such an interesting streamer deserved a spot in his following list—he was still curious about her thank-you gesture.
Seeing Young Master Yang follow her, Ye Sheng followed him back.
This was her top supporter and also her first follow.
She never followed anyone on Yinlang—at most, she’d like or save posts.
“We’re getting off-topic, family. This is a food livestream, not a variety show. Let’s get back on topic.”
“Family, take a look at these extra-spicy chicken wings—so tender, plump, and juicy. One bite and…”
“Seeing your great-grandma is no longer a dream!”
So spicy you’d meet your great-grandma—definitely not a dream!
「Boss Cao (Level 10): Hahaha, the streamer really knows how to talk. It makes me want to try these extra-spicy chicken wings too—are they really spicy enough to see your great-grandma?」
「Ge Tianjiujun (Level 3): Try it and you’ll meet your maker.」
Ye Sheng tore open a chicken wing, and chili powder scattered everywhere, revealing the meat inside.
“See? The chili is incredibly resilient, guaranteeing top-notch quality.”
「Yuan Sheiqi (Level 6): I can’t stop laughing! What quality? The quality of the spiciness?」
Netizens who had been drawn in by Ye Sheng’s antics were told they were off-topic!
Then she started showing off the extra-spicy chicken wings!
Who wanted to see chicken wings? They wanted to see the antics!
Ye Sheng was overwhelmed by the spiciness again. “Family, today’s food livestream is over. Welcome back next time.”
Thud! The livestream went dark.
Huh?
What?
The popularity was still rising, and then you just ended the stream?
Don’t you want the traffic? Don’t you want the fans?
Netizens who joined later were completely confused, asking those who were online what had happened and why the livestream was dark.
It wasn’t just the newcomers who were confused—they were too. Just when they were getting into it, the livestream ended!
Their source of happiness was gone.
Netizens who were left wanting more flooded into the livestream replay, and kind-hearted viewers pointed the newcomers in the right direction.
After watching the replay, they felt satisfied.
Sensing an opportunity, netizens directly clipped the live stream replay, paired it with a quirky BGM, and posted it on the Yinlang platform.
In a short time, they quickly gained a wave of followers.
Ye Sheng’s account also saw a small increase in followers.
All of this, Ye Sheng, who had already ended the stream, was completely unaware of.
After ending the stream, Ye Sheng was currently chugging water like a thirsty ox, guzzling down two large bottles of mineral water before the spiciness finally faded away.
Ugh—
Completely stuffed from drinking.