When I opened my eyes, I was in a void, darkness all around me.
“Where am I?
Am I still dreaming?” “No, you are not dreaming, child.” I saw a pure white humanoid being standing some distance away from me.
“So I take it you can read my mind?” I asked the being.
“Yes, I can.
But I usually try not to pry into the thoughts of human beings.” “What are you?” “I am somewhat akin to a god, to you.” “Why am I meeting a god, then?” “Because you are dead.” “Why am I dead?
And why can I be so calm after knowing that I’m dead?” “You died in your sleep.
As for why you’re so calm, that’s because of my presence — I’m exuding a serene aura to keep you calm.” “Why did I die in my sleep?
Because as far as I know, I’m a perfectly healthy seventeen-year-old without any health problems.” “Well, I kind of accidentally dropped a meteor on you.” I stared at the being, unimpressed.
“Why did you drop a meteor on me?” “I didn’t do it on purpose, you know.
I was just distracted and made a mistake.” “And why were you distracted, my guy?” “Oh, it’s just — I was getting a blowjob from the goddess next door and accidentally changed the direction of a meteor.
So you died.” “How many people were killed?
Because, you know, a meteor is pretty big.” “107 people died in your apartment complex.” “Sigh.
So what happens to us now?” “Why do you think I’m talking to you right now?” “Because you’re going to isekai me, or do something else.” “Bingo.
How did you guess?” “Bruh, I’ve read enough shitty fanfiction to know exactly what happens in this kind of setting.” “So, guess what happens next.” “You’re going to ask me which type of world I’d like to be isekai’d into, then give me a cheat.” “Nope, you’re wrong.” “You’re going to spin a wheel to send me to a fictional world?” “That’s correct.” “So, do I have any way to increase my luck or something?” “Yes.
Since you know you’ll be sent to a fictional world, and most probably you’ll have watched or read its corresponding anime, manga, or novel, you can sell information about upcoming arcs in exchange for power, luck, or potential.
After the world is selected, you’ll be given a random cheat — so you’ll build your character by trading knowledge of the future, and every cheat will be calibrated to suit that world.” “So what’s the max number of arcs I can use to boost my luck for this spin?” “Three, at max.” “Please do that, then.” And thus the spin that would determine my new world began.
I could only pray that I didn’t get LOTM, SS, Berserk, or a cultivation world.
Fuck, all I could think was please let it be a romance anime, like Horimiya.
As the wheel came to a stop, I was so happy that it briefly overwhelmed the god’s serene aura — then I calmed down again, because the world I’d received was actually pretty good.
“You will be going to Fairy Tail.” It’s a pretty good world.
One of the best to be isekai’d into.
“It’s just that its power scaling is pretty bad.
What do you mean the final boss is immune to magic, in a magic world?” But hey, that stuff could be left to Fairy Tail — I could just join Blue Pegasus or Quatro Cerberus, have fun with magic, date pretty girls.
“Sorry to interrupt your fantasy, but you will be joining Fairy Tail, and you will participate in canon.” “Why?” “Because you will deviate fate, and the process of fate deviation generates energy that I have a need for.” “So this entire reincarnation is just to get you energy?” “Yes — and to avoid backlash from your world’s fate.
What, did you think I was being benevolent and generous, atoning for my mistake, when I decided to reincarnate you?” “Well, yeah.
So if you want to deviate fate, wouldn’t it be better for me to keep my memories of the plot, so I can shift it more effectively?” “If you already know the plot, then the world will read your memories and adjust the trajectory of fate to accommodate you.
That would mean your reincarnation causes no other major deviation, and generates no energy.
That’s why it’s better to simply give you more cheats in exchange for the plot — so you cause the greatest possible change.”