Even the amusement system was amused by Lynch’s antics.
Directly using spicy food to tempt Father Mapo to go to CD was truly a new level of fun, so it gave an additional evaluation.
Although the image provided by the system was only one possibility for the future and did not mean Kirei Kotomine would actually become like that, it already proved that Lynch’s gradual guidance of Kirei Kotomine was successful, and Kirei Kotomine had indeed developed the idea of going to CD.
As for whether tempting Kirei Kotomine with spicy food would succeed, that wasn’t even a question.
Let alone the current Kirei Kotomine who hadn’t gone astray yet, even the future Father Mapo, who would become a pleasure-seeker, couldn’t refuse the stimulation of spicy food.
His nickname, Father Mapo, came from the fact that he loved to eat spicy Mapo Tofu.
However, as everyone knows, the Mapo Tofu in Island Nation is not authentic at all; even the spicy Mapo Tofu cannot compare to the authentic Mapo Tofu from the Sichuan and Chongqing regions.
As long as Kirei Kotomine goes to CD and tastes the true flavors from there, he will inevitably fall into it.
For this guy, who lacks emotions and can only find some gustatory pleasure in the constantly increasing stimulation of spicy food, the spiciness of the Sichuan and Chongqing regions is definitely the ultimate temptation, and it’s even very possible for him to become a regular at proctology clinics in the future.
Given the Kotomine Family’s conditions, there’s no problem for Kirei Kotomine to go there, and it’s even easy for him to live there permanently, so he might truly become a CD Superman in the future.
Lynch was quite satisfied with this, and Kirei Kotomine’s fun points had also burst to 508 at this point, which was undoubtedly a huge harvest for Lynch.
Anyway, the fun points harvested from Kirei Kotomine alone were almost catching up to the Tohsaka Family.
Tsk, the Tohsaka Family is not even worth one hair of Father Mapo.
After this, Lynch proposed to Kirei Kotomine that he wanted to continue visiting the Church, and Kirei Kotomine immediately offered to be his guide.
However, Lynch thought of the fun he wanted to have later and refused.
Since he had built the impression of a ‘master’ on Kirei Kotomine, Lynch would not easily destroy it, as that might cause Kirei Kotomine’s CD Superman storyline to die in its infancy.
As a straightforward person, Kirei Kotomine, seeing Lynch’s very direct refusal, did not insist.
He immediately expressed his gratitude to Lynch again and then continued cleaning.
Afterward, Lynch walked into the Church and immediately saw Risei Kotomine praying in front of the crucifix of Jesus.
This was an old man with shoulder-length silver hair, no beard, meticulously styled hair, wearing the same Father’s attire as Kirei Kotomine.
However, he wore a purple priestly stole, signifying a higher position, and because the Church’s Father’s attire was tight-fitting, it revealed his robust physique.
It was foreseeable that beneath the old man’s clothes was a formidable set of muscles.
Before crossing over, Lynch believed this old man could make him beg not to die after one punch.
However, the old man had a big problem: he was blind.
Because of his blindness, despite his strength, he was ambushed and killed by the crippled Kayneth in the Fourth Holy Grail War.
One could only say that although his status was high, his record was 0:10.
In fact, when Lynch saw the old man, he was quite disappointed, because Risei Kotomine didn’t even have a character card; he was the first character to appear in the Fourth Holy Grail War story without one.
Furthermore, the maximum fun points this guy could yield were only 312, less than half of his son’s.
Useless!
Lynch looked at Risei Kotomine with contempt, without any attempt to hide it, as the old man was blind and couldn’t see Lynch’s expression at all.
Therefore, after the old man noticed Lynch’s arrival, he immediately showed a professional smile and slowly turned to face Lynch: “Welcome, I am Risei Kotomine, the Father of this Church and its administrator.
I am glad you could come to this Church.
May the Lord bless you, stranger.”
Hearing this, Lynch put away his contemptuous expression, immediately stepped forward, and without waiting for Risei Kotomine to respond, enthusiastically extended his hand, forcefully grasping Risei Kotomine’s right hand.
With Risei Kotomine looking bewildered, he spoke with great warmth.
“Oh ~ Father, you are too kind!
I am also honored, and very honored, quite honored, especially honored.
After all, a Father as pure as you, I have never seen before.
It is truly too rare.”
“Yes, a true Father like you is too rare, a rare species.
I must take a good look, so it’s a pleasure to meet you, a pleasure to meet you.”
A string of enthusiastic but abstract words came out, leaving Risei Kotomine stunned.
This also caused the blind old Father to continuously generate fun points due to the emotions induced by Lynch at this moment.
There was no other way; what Lynch said was too strange for an old Father living in ’93 and over 60 years old.
Every word made his head buzz, as if he had transformed into the Uchiha Sasuke meme, thinking, ‘What on earth is this guy talking about?’
After he came back to his senses, Risei Kotomine forced a smile and said he was too kind, then subtly withdrew his hand, and only then asked: “Excuse me, sir, what do you mean by these words?
What do you mean by a pure Father?
Could it be that you have also seen impure Fathers?”
In response, Lynch immediately got into character, even though he knew Risei Kotomine couldn’t see, he revealed a gloomy expression and exuded intense, suppressed emotions.
It was like heaviness, like sadness, and also like the anger of being deceived.
Although Risei Kotomine was blind, when facing someone directly, as long as the other person didn’t hide their emotions, he could still feel them.
And that was the case now; he clearly felt the strong emotions coming from Lynch.
This made Risei Kotomine curious, and as a Father, he often listened to the prayers and confessions of believers and frequently moonlighted as a psychological counselor, so he immediately entered a comforting state.
However, Lynch, in response, exuded an even stronger emotion of anger, and amidst Risei Kotomine’s confusion, he said wistfully: “Father, you are indeed an excellent and devout Father, but not every Father is like you.”
Risei Kotomine became even more curious upon hearing this.
He sensed a story in it and invited Lynch to sit down and talk properly.
Lynch didn’t refuse.
After the two sat on a long bench, Lynch slowly began: “Father, I am an international student from Touhou University.
This trip to Island Nation is for tourism.
In America, my university is located in a small town, and there is a Church there.”
Risei Kotomine listened quietly to Lynch’s narration, pondering its content, trying to figure out which part had caused Lynch’s strong aversion to the group of Fathers.
Yes, Risei Kotomine could sense that Lynch had an aversion to Fathers.
Then, he heard Lynch continue: “I originally respected the Father of that small town, because I have reverence for holy figures.
However, after something happened later, my attitude towards this completely changed.”
Risei Kotomine: “What happened?”
Lynch slowly said: “One day, a demon possession incident occurred in that town.
That Father was invited by the parents of the family to their home to perform an exorcism, and the one possessed by the demon was a small boy.”
Upon hearing this, Risei Kotomine’s eyelids suddenly twitched, and an inexplicable sense of unease arose, though he himself didn’t realize where this unease came from.
Perhaps it was because he suddenly heard about demon possession?
Uh, so, the stranger in front of him also experienced a mysterious event?
Risei Kotomine couldn’t help but guess this, and during this guessing process, he continuously contributed fun points due to his inner emotions.
Then, Risei Kotomine asked what happened next, and Lynch gazed at Risei Kotomine, saying in a calm and slow tone: “That day, my classmate and I happened to pass by there, and after learning about the exorcism, we curiously sneaked closer.
We actually saw the exorcism scene and heard the communication between the demon and the Father.”
“Oh?
They even communicated?
What did they say?” Risei Kotomine frowned.
When holy figures with extraordinary powers performed exorcisms, they tried to avoid communicating with demons and other evil entities, as it was very easy for those evil entities to take advantage through communication.
Lynch: “The Father said: Demon, come out of this boy’s body.
And the demon cursed the Father: No, it’s you who should get out.”
Risei Kotomine: “…?”