Risei Kotomine was puzzled, Risei Kotomine realized, Risei Kotomine was horrified, Risei Kotomine leaned back tactically.
[fun points +10+10+10+10]
At this moment, Risei Kotomine was drenched in sweat.
As a professional Father, he naturally knew about the unsavory deeds of some of his colleagues; although the Fate World was a supernatural world with actual gods and demons, the shining human stars had never changed, and moreover, this world itself had all sorts of darkness and depravity, so the appearance of some dark humor was not at all surprising.
In the future, what Lynch spoke of had already become known to many people with the explosion of information on the internet, but it was not so in this era.
Therefore, Risei Kotomine could not imagine that this was Lynch adapting dark humor; instead, he believed that Lynch had truly encountered such things.
Some matters, it was better if people didn’t know; once they knew, it became terrifying.
Risei Kotomine instantly felt an urge to rush to America and eliminate the Father Lynch spoke of, thereby clearing the Church’s reputation and shame.
However, for now, he still had to salvage some reputation for Christianity.
Therefore, Risei Kotomine forced a smile, while frantically generating fun points, and carefully stated that such depraved individuals indeed existed, and the Lord would surely punish him.
But as the Lord’s shepherd, most clergy members were actually good, so he hoped Lynch would not judge the entire clergy as terrible just because of one bad apple.
In response, Lynch was silent for a moment before slowly saying, “Yes, Father, I originally thought so too, until I later met another Father who presided over another, larger Church.”
Risei Kotomine: Not good!
There’s another expert!
Cold sweat poured down, and Risei Kotomine’s smile became even more strained.
He asked with great difficulty, “So, what did you encounter?”
Lynch pondered for a moment and said, “That Father had a large villa in the local area, and then one day, he invited a group of people to his house for a party.”
…
Risei Kotomine really wanted to cover his face.
Lynch, with a profound expression, said, “To be honest, although I was surprised at the time, I could accept it.
After all, compared to the Father who exorcised the boy, just having a party wasn’t even a big deal.
But…”
Risei Kotomine’s heart was pounding: “But, but what?”
Lynch closed his eyes, like a believer whose faith and strength had been completely drained.
Risei Kotomine, on the other hand, was already trembling all over, completely broken by this dark humor that would only become popular decades later.
His breathing was rapid, his heart pounded incessantly, his expression completely collapsed, and finally, like a ‘gah’ sound from someone whose breath was not smoothed out, he ‘fainted’.
Well, he was faking it, and Lynch knew he was faking it, because the ‘fainted’ Risei Kotomine was still constantly generating fun points.
It wasn’t that Risei Kotomine easily believed Lynch’s words, but rather that he knew deeply that such depraved, corrupt, and dissolute individuals indeed existed within the profession of Father.
Especially in that magical land of America, there were many even more corrupt and depraved individuals.
It was fine if no one encountered them, but now that they had been encountered, and Risei Kotomine couldn’t possibly kill to silence them, he could only choose to evade.
However, the act had to continue.
Lynch immediately showed ‘panic’, quickly called out to Father, and stepped forward to try and wake him, his voice loud enough to alarm Kirei Kotomine outside.
Kirei Kotomine immediately rushed in.
Upon seeing his father unconscious and the previously excellent and highly moral psychologist beside his father calling out in panic, he quickly stepped forward to check the situation.
The expressionless Kirei Kotomine showed no discernible emotion, but his movements were indeed swift.
He immediately told Lynch, ‘Leave it to me,’ and then took over checking on his father.
Just then, Kirei Kotomine suddenly paused, and Risei Kotomine’s body seemed to stir.
Then, as if receiving some information, Kirei Kotomine subtly indicated to Lynch that everything was fine, asking Lynch to leave first, and that he would stay to handle everything.
Seeing this, Lynch suppressed his laughter and continued to act.
After some back-and-forth with Kirei Kotomine, he finally left the Church with a heavy heart and full of worry.
After Lynch left, the ‘unconscious’ Risei Kotomine suddenly ‘woke up’.
After confirming Lynch was gone, he breathed a sigh of relief.
Kirei Kotomine, seeing this, couldn’t help but ask in confusion, “Father, what exactly happened?
Why did you pretend to faint?”
Risei Kotomine opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but he felt that those dark humor jokes were really not suitable for his naturally saintly son, so he could only force a smile and muddle through, thus letting the matter pass.
There was nothing he could do; evasion, though shameful, was truly effective.
As for whether he would later report to the Church’s high-ranking officials, demanding a thorough investigation into the conduct of clergy members in the America region and such, that remained unknown.
In any case, in such a short time, Lynch had already harvested all the fun points Risei Kotomine could generate.
It could only be said that Lynch’s two stories were truly hellish for Risei Kotomine, a devout clergyman.
Of course, for Lynch, this was a rather amusing development.
Furthermore, upon leaving the Church, he also acquired a new achievement.
The achievement’s image showed Lynch telling dark humor jokes to a distressed and sweating Risei Kotomine.
The system’s evaluation of this was ‘Father Listens to Father’s Dark Humor’.
The amusement system highly approved of this fun.
Thus, this trip to Kotomine Church was very fruitful for Lynch, earning him 528+312+500+500 fun points in income—Kirei Kotomine provided another 20 fun points after seeing Risei Kotomine faint.
However, seeing his own father faint only generated 20 fun points, which showed how ‘filial’ he was.
In total, adding the previously saved 348 fun points, Lynch now directly had 2188 fun points.
Lynch was not in a hurry to use these fun points; instead, he saved them, planning to accumulate 2500 to directly upgrade to Level 10, so that while improving his strength, he could also unlock the new functions that would only activate at Level 10.
Of course, if an emergency occurred, Lynch would still take out the fun points to use them, as a contingency.
Currently, Lynch returned to the hotel.
After a busy day, he finally planned to get some good rest.
For those involved in the Holy Grail War in Fuyuki City, today was far from over.
The Kotomine father and son both had many thoughts, destined for a sleepless night, while Matou Zouken was also enraged by the Tohsaka Family’s breach of contract and was still searching everywhere for Kariya Matou, who hadn’t returned at all.
As for the Tohsaka Family, who had met Iron Man Tohsaka Tokiomi, they had even more thoughts and ideas.
After careful consideration, Tohsaka Tokiomi finally accepted Iron Man Tokiomi’s suggestion to send his second daughter to the Edelfelt Family, and was already trying to contact them.
Furthermore, to ensure foolproof success, he planned to travel directly to Europe in a few days to negotiate with the Edelfelt Family there.
Tohsaka Aoi, though reluctant, accepted it.
In fact, because it was Iron Man Tokiomi’s suggestion, she even felt a sense of relief and joy internally.
Tohsaka Tokiomi was very depressed when he discovered this, wanting to get angry but not knowing at whom, and ultimately could only be depressed by himself.
Tohsaka Sakura, who temporarily didn’t need to leave home, thanked her older father internally, while falling into a beautiful sleep with her older sister, Tohsaka Rin, who knew nothing.
Everything had undergone tremendous changes with the intervention of Lynch, the Fun Seeker (One who seeks amusement).
And Fuyuki City, under these circumstances, welcomed a brand new day.