Big Loudspeaker Village
The afternoon sun was shining brightly, and everyone in the village was working out in the fields. The only exception was Lin the Third’s house, where a terrible stench filled the air.
Lin Dayong stood outside the outhouse, his face flushed red as he desperately held it in.
“Grandma! Are you done yet? I’m about to shit my pants!”
Inside the toilet, Grandma Lin’s voice was weak and hoarse, with a tremor in it.
“Go use the outhouse at your Second Uncle’s house!”
“My dad already went there!” Lin Dayong stomped his feet anxiously.
“Then go to your eldest uncle’s house!”
“My mom is occupying that one!”
At this moment, Grandma Lin had completely lost her usual sharp and domineering demeanor. Her hands and feet were numb, cold sweat covered her body, and her stomach hurt as though it were being twisted apart.
The horrific image of her second son and his entire family dying miserably kept flashing uncontrollably through her mind, making her feel even worse.
No, this wouldn’t do. She had to go to the hospital!
With trembling legs, she finally managed to lean against the wall and walk out, only to see Lin Dayong and Lin Daqiang standing there with their pants down, relieving themselves right where they stood.
Grandma Lin: “……”
Fine! The children really couldn’t hold it anymore!
“Dayong, after you’re done, let’s go to the hospital!”
After saying that, she shakily tried to go back inside to get some money, but unfortunately, her legs gave out, and she plopped down onto the ground.
No, she couldn’t walk anymore.
Ouch! Her back and butt hurt from the fall!
Lin Jingwan arrived together with Zhao Dafen, the village chief’s wife.
Seeing Lin Jingwan wearing a scarf and covering her mouth and nose, Zhao Dafen was puzzled. This girl didn’t look particularly frail. Why was she so afraid of the cold?
But the moment she stepped through the Lin family’s courtyard gate, an overwhelmingly foul stench rushed straight into her nose.
She instinctively wanted to retreat and had absolutely no desire to stay there another second.
“Auntie, don’t back away.”
Lin Jingwan grabbed her.
“The village chief already promised me. Today, you have to accompany me and help me get back everything Grandma Lin stole from my family.”
Zhao Dafen was troubled.
Had Lin the Third’s family somehow blown up a cesspit? Why did it stink so badly?!
She really didn’t want to go!
Lin Jingwan grabbed the village chief’s wife, who was trying to escape, and dragged her into the courtyard.
Unexpectedly, the first thing they saw was two bare white butts.
Uh… they were actually quite white and round!
“In broad daylight, with their own grandmother watching, two grown grandsons are standing there with their bare asses out, fertilizing the yard. Is this some kind of special hobby?”
As Lin Jingwan’s disdainful words fell, Grandma Lin, who was slumped on the ground, gritted her teeth and forced out a curse.
“You little bitch”
“Oh, you old salted vegetable! You still have the nerve to curse people? You’re not even eighty yet, so how did you already wet your pants? And why is it so yellow?”
Grandma Lin: “???”
She hadn’t even gotten around to calling this little brat a bastard or a heartless ingrate!
How did the conversation suddenly turn to the color of her underwear?
What yellow?
She lowered her head and looked.
Her old face immediately turned bright red!
And in her agitation, even more leaked out of her pants!
“Ahhh!”
“What are you screaming about? You open your mouth and shit, fart, and ooze everywhere. You’re disgusting!
“You old hag, you were born without a shred of virtue, and your fate is full of trouble. Now you’re making a fool of yourself and have absolutely no shame!”
“You, you, you!”
Grandma Lin trembled with rage.
“How dare you! I’m your grandmother!”
“Big deal.”
“I’m still your grandma!”
“Having you as a grandma is worse than having none at all! You might as well be hung on the wall!”
“!!!!”
“The greatest achievement of your entire life is simply managing to live this long. I advise you to die early and be reincarnated early. Hurry up and die so you’ll stop occupying the toilet!”
“!!!!”
“What’s with the ‘you, you, you’? You can’t even speak properly anymore?
“You’re just standing there polluting the air. Seeing you here is bad luck and makes people angry!
“Just drop dead already! Someone who can’t even control their own ass has no business staying alive!”
“Pfft!”
Zhao Dafen looked at Grandma Lin, whose eyes were practically bulging out of her head from rage. She tugged at Lin Jingwan’s sleeve.
“Take it easy. Don’t actually kill her!”
Lin Jingwan patted her hand, reassuring her.
The poison chicken would take three hours to be fully digested by the digestive system. Only half that time had passed so far, so Grandma Lin wasn’t in immediate danger of dying.
She had deliberately brought Zhao Dafen with her because she needed an impartial witness. Naturally, she had no intention of actually killing the old woman!
But the young and strong ones were another matter.
Lin Jingwan turned around and walked toward Lin Daqiang, who had just pulled up his pants.
“Smack!”
She slapped him hard across the face.
“??!!”
Lin Daqiang was completely stunned by the slap.
“You you dare hit me!”
“Obviously!”
“Smack!”
Another slap landed across his face.
This time, Lin Jingwan used all her strength. The blow sent him staggering before he collapsed onto the ground.
“Tell me! How much money did your grandma steal from my family?”
“You’re talking nonsense! Nothing like that happened!”
“You’re going to keep denying it?”
Great!
“Smack!”
Another slap.
“I’m asking you a question, so you’d better answer obediently. Otherwise, I’ll tell your future wife that you squat in the courtyard to shit every day and never wipe your ass!”
Lin Daqiang: “……”
Ahhhhh! This woman had no sense of honor whatsoever!
Before he could even say it out loud, another slap landed across his mouth!
This time, Lin Daqiang saw stars. The world spun around him, and he could barely stay on his feet.
“You stinking brat!”
Suddenly, Lin Dayong charged forward from behind and raised his hand, intending to catch Lin Jingwan off guard.
Without even turning her head, Lin Jingwan smoothly sidestepped. She reached back and precisely seized his attacking arm. Using his own forward momentum, she yanked him forward and twisted his arm fiercely!
The entire sequence of movements flowed smoothly, executed with perfect precision.
Lin Dayong’s body was forced downward, and, by sheer coincidence, he landed squarely on the spot where Lin Daqiang had just relieved himself.
“Ah !”
He looked at the mess on his hand and let out an agonized scream.
“Ugh!”
“Ah! Ugh!”
“Shut up! Tell me, how much money did your grandma steal from my family?”
Lin Jingwan stepped back and threatened him.
“If you still won’t tell me, I’ll make you eat your own mess straight from the source!”
“You you’ve gone too far!”
Whether it was from anger or disgust, Lin Dayong’s vision suddenly went black, and he fainted right there on the spot.
“Tsk, tsk!” Lin Jingwan shook her head. “You can’t take criticism, you can’t take a beating, and you can’t even take being provoked!”
She turned around and slowly walked toward Lin Daqiang.
“Can you talk now? How much money did you take from my family?”
“Seventy… seventy yuan!”
“Anything else?” Lin Jingwan pressed coldly.
Lin Dayong’s eyes darted around as he stammered, “J-just… just that!”
The moment he finished speaking, Lin Jingwan caught sight of a crutch swinging toward her from the corner of her eye.
Her reflexes were extremely fast. She lightly shifted her foot and stepped backward, conveniently hiding behind Zhao Dafen.
It was Grandma Lin, who had finally caught her breath!
She was trembling with rage, and she had put all her remaining strength into that swing.
The crutch came straight toward Zhao Dafen’s head, causing her pupils to contract.
Oh no, oh no! That was what she got for not warning Lin Jingwan earlier! Now she was being used as a human shield in retaliation!
Fortunately, at the last moment, Lin Jingwan pulled her aside, allowing her to dodge the blow aimed at her head.
“That old woman hit way too hard! No wonder Lin Jingwan cursed you! You deserve it!” Zhao Dafen had barely finished speaking when she saw Grandma Lin roll her eyes back and faint.
Zhao Dafen: “……”
Lin Jingwan poked her head out from behind Zhao Dafen and casually shifted the blame.
“Auntie Dafen, you made Grandma faint from anger.”
The corner of Zhao Dafen’s mouth twitched.
She looked down at the unconscious Grandma Lin, then looked up at Lin Jingwan, who stood there completely calm and seemingly uninvolved.
Suddenly, everything became clear.
This girl hadn’t brought her here to be a witness at all.
She had brought her here to take the blame!
At this point, Zhao Dafen could only grit her teeth and see it through to the end.
Helplessly, she turned toward Lin Dayong, who was already scared out of his wits, and said sternly,
“Lin Dayong, whatever Wanwan asks you, answer honestly!
“As soon as you’re finished, I’ll immediately find someone to take your grandma to the hospital and get her treated.”
Lin Dayong stared at his grandmother, whose body was twitching, completely dumbfounded.
His grandma was practically dying, and they were still interrogating him?!
“Speak!” Zhao Dafen urged again when she saw him hesitate.
Lin Jingwan’s voice was cold.
“Besides those seventy yuan, what else is there?”
“There is! There’s also a jade pendant! Everything is kept in a wooden box in my grandma’s room!”
“I’ll ask you again.”
Lin Jingwan’s gaze suddenly turned sharp.
“How exactly did your Second Uncle and his family die?”
Lin Dayong shook his head like a rattle.
“I don’t know! I really don’t know!”
“Still refusing to talk?
“Your grandma is convulsing all over right now. If you keep delaying and something really happens to her, it’ll be because you knew the truth but failed to report it, causing her death through your delay!
“Auntie Dafen and I have been here the entire time. We’re both witnesses! You’re deliberately trying to get your own grandmother killed!”
Lin Dayong’s face turned deathly pale, and his entire body trembled like a sieve.
This woman was completely unreasonable!
Zhao Dafen silently turned her face away.
She really had no shame!
Finally, Lin Dayong couldn’t take it anymore and broke down.
“I…I really don’t know exactly how Second Uncle died! But I remember that day, I saw his entire family with black blood flowing from all seven orifices. They looked absolutely terrifying!”
“What else?” Lin Jingwan stared at him.
Seeing his eyes still darting around, she knew he was hiding something.
“I’ll tell you the truth. I already reported this to the police, and they’re on their way here. What you’re doing now amounts to covering up a crime. You won’t just end up in prison if the circumstances are serious enough, you could even be sentenced to death!”
“I’ll talk! I’ll talk! I’ll tell you everything!”
Seeing that his grandmother was already foaming at the mouth, Lin Dayong was truly terrified.
“That day, Second Aunt picked a whole bunch of wild mushrooms and called our entire family over for dinner!
“When I arrived, I saw that the dining table had been overturned and the food was scattered all over the floor. Second Uncle and his entire family were already dead!
“I was so frightened that I immediately ran home to call Grandma!
“After Grandma found out, the first thing she did wasn’t to save them. She told me to hurry home and then go get my eldest aunt!
“The moment my eldest aunt stepped into Second Uncle’s house, Grandma publicly insisted that she had killed Second Uncle and his entire family!
“Every bit of blame and every accusation was fabricated by Grandma and pinned on my eldest aunt!”
The truth came crashing down!