Saturday April 10th 2:52pm
David
Losers who left without saying anything say what Gavin You laid out the worst terms I ever heard and then turned away. It was like you were asking me to go David You also left your normal clothes behind 2:53pm Gavin Not very feminist of you to call pants and a shirt normal.
Something something intersectionality!
Isn't that what you've been going on about lately?
David
Fine, you left your shame clothes behind in shame.
Are you coming to the normal Sunday dinner or do I need to give them to Lance to give you when they come by on Wednesday?
Gavin
I will never turn down free food
David
You will earn it doing all the dishes
Gavin
Twenty minutes worth of labour is so worth a 2 course meal Are you crazy??
2:56pm
David
I'm going to dirty every non-essential plate and utensil tomorrow morning Gavin Oh no…thirty minutes of labour You know my job pays like $20 an hour…and a meal as good as we have would cost like $60 at a restaurant.
This is a steal.
3:01pm
David
I'm gonna time you.
Gavin
Bet
David
If you don't get under thirty minutes, you have to wear a skirt for the rest of the night.
3:04pm
Gavin
Don't tell me Aaron was right and they are actually teaching you how to forcefem people in your feminism class.
David
One sec I gotta look something up real quick
3:10pm
Hahahahahaha. That's an amazing word!!
All I care is that it breaks your concentration and makes you fallible Gavin Bold of you to assume that was what shook me David This is the scientific method now.
Become my lab rat in unethical sports betting 3:12pm Gavin I'm bringing my own cleaning gloves Your ones are too short in the arm and let water in and have a leak in the right thumb David Bet Thursday April 15th 4:03pm Gavin I found a way to make you pay for your crimes.
Meet me at the Pool Hall under the cinema on George St tomorrow night.
6pm sharp
And bring easy to remove shoes :)