After seeing that shocking title, the comment section in the Live Stream Room instantly exploded.
Kaeya: “Master Jean, you truly…” Klee: “Wow!
Master Jean and Big Brother Honorary Knight are dating?!
Yay!” Eula: “The Traveler again!
You scumbag, this time you didn’t even spare Master Jean?!” Collei: “Uuu…
Even Master Jean fell victim to that scumbag Traveler!” Amber: “Traveler, you really are…” Aether: “It wasn’t me!
I didn’t do it!
Please, Live Stream Room, stop spreading baseless slander!” Paimon: “That’s right!
I can testify!
Ever since the Traveler was freed from the Sustainer of Heavenly Principles’ seal, he’s been with me every single second and has never gone out with anyone else.
We never even had the time to date anyone!” Aether: “What Paimon said is the truth.
I am an honest and sincere young man.
I’ve been single since birth, and I’m still very pure!” Kamisato Ayaka: “…Really?” Nilou: “✧(≖ ◡ ≖) So he’s actually single!” Shenhe: “(=_=) Are you kidding me?” Amber: “Eh?
Oh…
I see!” [Detected doubts from the audience regarding the authenticity of the broadcasted video.
The Live Stream Room will provide an explanation before playing the Q&A Video.] [All videos in this Live Stream Room are produced by gathering information that occurred in the past, present, future, or even from various different timelines/Alternate Universes (AU)!] [Therefore, the events in the videos played here are absolutely real, and there are absolutely no lies or fabricated facts!] [If any parties feel offended, please understand!] [This Live Stream Room will also provide certain compensations to the parties involved in the videos!] Jean: “…Doesn’t that mean…
a scandal like the one in the title will happen to me in the future, or is currently happening to me in another universe?” [Exactly!] Jean: “…” Kaeya: “Oh, I see.
I get it now!” Venti: “Incredible!
So that means…
in the future or in another universe, our Traveler really will have an intimate relationship with the Sustainer of Heavenly Principles and Master Jean?!” Paimon: “Oh, so that’s how it works!” Alhaitham: “It turns out this stream room possesses the ability to extract information across space and time.
A truly terrifying power.” Nahida: “Even Celestia might not possess this kind of power!” Chongyun: “That means…
everything in the video definitely happened for real, even if it might have occurred in a different universe!” Ei: “What has happened will definitely happen again, and what has been done will definitely be done again.
It’s not impossible that the same thing will also occur in our world.” Aether: “Everyone, calm down!
I don’t care about other universes, but in this world, I guarantee I will never become a scumbag!” Collei: “Oh, so that’s how it is.
It turns out those previous scandals were events from other universes.
If it didn’t happen in our world, I don’t think we have the right to call the Traveler a scumbag.” Eula: “I apologize, I was too rash calling you a scumbag earlier!” Shenhe: “I apologize too.
Considering those were your actions in another universe, I suppose there’s nothing you can do about it here either.” Venti: “Ehe~ It turns out some of these events didn’t actually happen in our world, huh.
In that case, I also apologize to you, Traveler!” Aether: “Wow!
Thank you, you guys finally understand my position!” Kamisato Ayaka: “Wait a minute…
If we follow the system’s explanation just now, does that mean the relationship between the Traveler and the Sustainer of Heavenly Principles in the last video…
is the future of our world?” Keqing: “It seems you noticed that loophole too.
What a coincidence, I was just about to ask the exact same thing!” [Specifically regarding that event, it indeed will occur in the future of this world!] Aether: “???
I’m not a scumbag!
Don’t sprout nonsense!” Kaeya: “Yikes!” Diluc: “Yikes!” Klee: “Yikes!” Venti: “Yikes!” Hu Tao: “Yikes!” Keqing: “Yikes!” Kuki Shinobu: “Yikes!” Eula: “Confirmed directly by the system.
It’s official, you truly are a scumbag!” Collei: “Hmph!
And to think I actually believed you for a second.
I didn’t expect you would actually do it in the future!
You really are a scumbag!” Shenhe: “Yes.
I’m annoyed.” Yae Miko: “Ara ara, it seems the Traveler’s dark history is going to get yet another addition!” Ningguang: “Since the Sustainer of Heavenly Principles is officially just the Traveler’s ‘mistress’, I’m really curious, who exactly is his main girlfriend?” Kamisato Ayaka: “(⊙_⊙)!” Shenhe: “(⊙_⊙)!” Amber: “(⊙_⊙)!” Jean: “(⊙_⊙)!” Nilou: “(⊙_⊙)!” [The Q&A Video will begin playing shortly!] [To prevent the leakage of the answer, the chat feature for the involved parties, namely Traveler Aether and Jean, will be temporarily disabled!] The video began playing.
Klee was seen wearing a birthday party hat, standing behind a podium with a small notebook in her hands, getting ready to read her speech.
Since today was Klee’s birthday, she was scheduled to give a special little speech in front of her friends.
The little girl opened the first page of her notebook.
There, a title was written in large letters: [A Few Secrets About Big Brother Traveler and Master Jean’s Love Story!] Klee cleared her throat softly and began her speech.
“Today, Klee has lots of interesting stories to share with all of you!” “First of all, about Master Jean!” “Even though Master Jean sometimes looks a little scary…” “…But she always works hard every single day!” “She always helps everyone who is in trouble!” “The super hardworking Master Jean is a very kind person!” Klee flipped the page of her notebook and continued with a serious expression.
“But…
the amazing Master Jean actually has a really cute side!” “Yesterday, Klee saw Master Jean reading a novel…” “At that time, Master Jean looked so serious, she even crossed out the names of the main boy and girl characters in the novel with a pen, and replaced them with Big Brother Traveler and her own name!” At this point, the screen in the Live Stream Room began to change, displaying a scene from Klee’s memory.
In the scene, Klee was seen peeking through the window of Jean’s office.
She was watching the Grand Master, who was taking a break from her piles of paperwork.
Klee noticed that Jean’s face looked extremely flushed.
Jean was reading a novel with a serious yet blushing expression.
Not long after, the elegant woman picked up a pen, crossed out the names of the two romance protagonists in the book, and replaced them with Traveler Aether and Jean’s names.
Klee’s voice returned to narrate the scene.
“At that time, Master Jean’s face was so red!
Totally unlike her usual self.
It was like looking at a completely different person!” “Klee actually got curious and wanted to read the book too!” “Unfortunately, Master Jean absolutely wouldn’t let Klee borrow it…
So weird!” Klee resumed her speech, “And as for Big Brother Traveler…
he is a very amazing and kind-hearted person!” “He always helps everyone!” “But sometimes Big Brother Traveler likes to act on his own.” “He often secretly sneaks off to go play alone with Master Jean!” “Klee actually felt a little annoyed because they went playing without inviting Klee.” “So, Klee secretly tailed Big Brother Traveler and Master Jean.” “And Klee just realized, it turns out their favorite game to play together is the ‘Kissing Game’!” “But besides that, they also often go to the movies together.” “They also love watching the sunset.” “They go to lots of places to play, and sometimes they don’t come home until late at night.” The screen once again displayed a compilation of memory scenes.
Tiny Klee was seen secretly stalking the Traveler and Jean from a distance.
She saw the Traveler and Jean walking leisurely while holding hands, and then…
they played the ‘Kissing Game’.
The two of them sat side by side watching the sunset while chatting warmly, and then as night fell…
they played the ‘Kissing Game’.
They held hands inside the dark movie theater, watching a film together, and then…
played the ‘Kissing Game’.
They sat eating in a quiet corner of the Good Hunter restaurant so they wouldn’t be seen by others, and then…
played the ‘Kissing Game’.
That series of romantic scenes continued to flash rapidly across the screen.
Finally, Klee closed her notebook and smiled widely.
“Even though at first Klee was a bit mad because they didn’t invite Klee, but since we are all good friends, Klee decided not to bother the two of them!” The video abruptly stopped there.
After watching that video, Jean’s face in the real world turned absolutely as red as a boiled crab.
She started throwing a tantrum inside her empty office.
“Ahhhhhhh, Klee!!!!!!” “I have to lock you up in solitary confinement ten thousand times over!
No, even that isn’t enough!” Amidst the Acting Grand Master’s panic, the Interactive Live Stream Room system began to display its question: [Question: Out of the four options below, which is the pet name (nickname) that the Traveler often uses to call Jean?] [A.
Master Jean!] [B.
Thick Butt!] [C.
Dandelion Knight!] [D.
Lion of the South!]