[General] kk1234: ?
[General] IDIDIT: ♡♡♡♡
Pretty hearts filled the chat window. I had no idea what they’d actually typed, but unless they’d gone out of their way to hammer in special characters, odds were very high it was the profanity filter at work.
[General] IDIDIT: ♡♡
[General] kk1234: Are you f1ck1ng 1nsane?
I hadn’t really had people pick a fight with me like this in-game.
Usually the ones who rushed in swinging were people who knew who I was, and the randoms who didn’t know me took one look at my weapon reinforcement and didn’t attack first.
[General] IDIDIT: Reporting for abusive language.
[General] kk1234: Are you a lunatic?
This level of swearing doesn’t even get you sanctioned. Separate from that, it was just ridiculous. They start shit first and then go, “I’m going to report you”…?
Of course, it’s not like I’ve never had someone lightly poke and prod like this trying to bait me into swearing. I just turned all of them into stars in the night sky.
I immediately swapped weapons. They had to have seen the weapon switch, and they still looked relaxed.
[General] IDIDIT: lol
[General] IDIDIT: Gonna hit me?
[General] kk1234: Yeah.
[General] IDIDIT: I’m telling 『rainfall』.
Ah, so that’s what this was…
They figured I’d be too scared of 『rainfall』 to hit back?
They really must think I’m a complete idiot.
Now that I thought about it, I had gotten soft too. Somebody hits me and instead of hitting back I’m sitting there typing a question mark…
I just stopped thinking about it and hit IDIDIT.
[General] IDIDIT: I said I’m telling on you.
[General] kk1234: Yeah.
[General] kk1234: Please do go tell him.
From old times they’ve said the cure for a clown is a beating. I beat the crap out of IDIDIT. It seemed to be an alt; they flopped over in no time and it wasn’t even that satisfying to hit them.
[General] IDIDIT: Bluffing lol
They’d said they were going to tell 『rainfall』, so I guess they’d decided even getting smacked around wasn’t really a loss. They kept grinning right up to the end and then logged out.
I’d hit them on reflex, but that bastard had definitely made sure to keep evidence that I’d attacked…
I had zero intention of doing anything to “explain myself.” If 『rainfall』 believed that guy, fine, I’d just take it as it came and fight him again. After hunting together all this time and watching 『rainfall』’s control up close, I was confident I could knock him over with an even higher probability than before.
Of course, the best case would be 『rainfall』 not believing a word he said, but given that 『rainfall』 thinks I’m a broken piece of shit, I didn’t really see him trusting me either.
Whether the guy posted it on the general board or the character-complaint board or whatever, one of my guildmates hit me up to ask what was going on soon enough.
[Guild] Rete: Why are you killing people again.
[Guild] DuckButtHee: ㅇㅅㅇ Guess washing your hands clean isn’t that easy.
[Guild] SignalOnAndGoStraight: Nooo ㅠ At least hook us up with God 『rainfall』 before you die ㅠ
[Guild] kk1234: If 『rainfall』 hits me, 100 million gold to whoever hits him with me.
[Guild] IDontKnowIsSanchaek: lol serves you right
After all that noise, afternoon rolled around and 『rainfall』 logged in. Instead of sending me a party invite right away, 『rainfall』 whispered me first.
[Whisper] 『rainfall』: What are you doing.
[Whisper] kk1234: Why.
[Whisper] 『rainfall』: I heard you hit someone?
I was out hunting in the field; I swapped my weapons over to my PvP setup and answered.
[Whisper] kk1234: Yeah lol.
[Whisper] kk1234: Put them down nice and pretty.
[Whisper] 『rainfall』: Why did you do that.
[Whisper] kk1234: They picked a fight with me first -_-
I was in the middle of typing, [If you’re going to pick a fight too, want me to hit you once? lol], when a notification window popped up.
<‘『rainfall』’ has invited you to the party ‘Party.’>
<‘kk1234’ has joined the party ‘Party.’>
[Party] kk1234: ?
I accepted the party invite for now and tossed out a question mark.
[Party] 『rainfall』: Why the question mark?
[Party] kk1234: Because you sent a party invite.
[Party] 『rainfall』: Aren’t we doing a dungeon today?
[Party] kk1234: No, I mean, that’s not…
What was with 『rainfall』 today. He wasn’t acting like usual. Normally by now he’d have rushed in after getting the report and be spamming [Die] in my face.
[Party] kk1234: You’re not going to hit me?
[Party] 『rainfall』: Why would I?
[Party] kk1234: I killed someone.
[Party] 『rainfall』: You said they picked a fight with you first, didn’t you?
[Party] 『rainfall』: I don’t care if you hit back.
That was unexpected.
At the very least, I’d thought he’d dig into it or ask me to show him proof.
[Party] 『rainfall』: Live properly.
[Party] 『rainfall』: This is your karma.
[Party] kk1234: They started shit first.
[Party] 『rainfall』: They must have had a grudge against you to do that.
[Party] 『rainfall』: They sent me a big long mail saying how unfair it was, with a link to the complaint board post.
[Party] kk1234: Even thinking that, you’re not going to hit me?
[Party] 『rainfall』: Maybe I would have in the past…
[Party] kk1234: -_-
[Party] 『rainfall』: But now I don’t think you’re someone who flies off the handle that badly.
[Party] kk1234: What does “that badly” mean.
[Party] 『rainfall』: To the point of hitting people without thinking it through?
He was mistaken.
I am someone who flies off the handle that badly, it’s just that I’ve never met anyone as persistent as you before, so I’m putting up with it because it’s a pain in the ass.
Of course, there was no need to correct that misunderstanding.
[Party] kk1234: Obviously.
On the other hand, I felt this weird sense of satisfaction.
Like I’d tamed a wild beast that used to reject human hands or something?
[Party] kk1234: Hey, can I ask you something.
[Party] 『rainfall』: Yeah.
[Party] kk1234: Can you tell me which quest the Riphart questline branches from?
『rainfall』 went quiet.
[Party] kk1234: If it’s a problem, forget it.
[Party] 『rainfall』: No, it’s fine. I cleared it yesterday and told other people too.
[Party] 『rainfall』: Good info should be shared widely.
It was a way of thinking I couldn’t even imagine.
[Party] kk1234: Actually Straight asked me to tell him.
[Party] kk1234: Seems like he wants to put it on YouTube.
[Party] 『rainfall』: Ah.
[Party] 『rainfall』: Then I’ll tell him directly.
[Party] kk1234: What is it??
[Party] 『rainfall』: Then invite him to the party for a bit.
[Party] 『rainfall』: It’s long… I’ll explain it to you together.
[Party] kk1234: Ok.
The prerequisite quests we heard after dragging Straight in…
Were so convoluted it made you wonder what the insane devs had been thinking when they decided to string them together like that.
[Guide for Kingdom of Riphart in Darkness is up]
(YouTube link)
Straight posted it
Comments
– So this is the first reveal for both Fior and Kingdom of Riphart in Darkness?
└ That’s insane.
– Kingdom of Riphart in Darkness << what a fucking lame name, who came up with that.
└ Their naming sense is god-tier;
└ lolololololololol
[That Dark-whatever Riphart place is hard as fuck]
Public parties are hell
Comments
– I just wiped three runs in a row and came to the board.
└ Is this even a game.
– Straight cleared it easy as hell though.
└ Don’t compare a guy who put his life into the game with a public party.
└└ It was a full guild party and it was still hard ㅠㅠ
[Cecil quest…]
Why are there so many prerequisite quests you have to do
I’m doing all these random-ass quests and I still haven’t even started
Comments
– Why the hell do I have to water the holy garden…
└ It’s to check your loyalty to Dickpart.
└└ That’s fucking shit.
– The first guy who did this is amazing.
└ Useless bastard who just cleared quests instead of grinding, lol.
└└ Useless = 『rainfall』.
└└└ How was a crazy bastard like this not famous until now?
└└└└ Because he just quietly played the game…
[Chamberlain vs Chancellor]
Whose pattern is more ♥-tier bullshit
Comments
– Chancellor.
– Chancellor, obviously.
– Chancellor.
– Chancellor no contest.
– In a public party?
└ Fuck, I can’t choose.
└ There are so goddamn many people who don’t learn the patterns.
[K and 『rainfall』 date pics]
(K and 『rainfall』 at the harbor)
(K and 『rainfall』 on a pet mount together)
(K and 『rainfall』 hunting monsters together)
They’ve been all lovey-dovey lately
Comments
– Is this that thing, that, uh… body-attachment?
└ Fuck lololololololol
└ Disgusting, honestly.
– Our vigilante god 『rainfall』 ㅠㅠ
└ It’s been like this for a while now.
└└ What happened while I wasn’t checking the board ㅠㅠ
– Did K just bribe him with money?
└ You’ve never seen 『rainfall』’s damage.
└└ Of course I haven’t.
└└└ (Screenshot of 『rainfall』’s damage)
└└└└ I’ll go change my underwear real quick.
– So why did K and 『rainfall』 get so close anyway.
└ I heard K got on his knees and begged.
└└ My K would never.
└└└ Pervert;
└ They got married in-game, remember ㅇㅅㅇ
└└ rly???
└└└ Obviously that’s bullshit.
[Can someone explain this to me]
How did K and 『rainfall』 end up dating?
Comments
– So this is how rumors are born.
└ born -> made
– They’re not dating lolololol.
└ They could date.
└└ The fact everything turns into romance is the problem.
– From the very beginning it was 『rainfall』 beating K up because someone stole his girlfriend ㅇㅅㅇ lol.
└ So it was online-relationship love-triangle drama??
└ You’re the bastard who was spreading rumors earlier.
└└ lolololololololololol
[Sorry to 『rainfall』 but]
I kind of want K and 『rainfall』 to just date
Then things would stay peaceful forever
Comments
– Our god 『rainfall』 getting sold off ㅠ
– Is 『rainfall』 pretty?
└ Isn’t 『rainfall』 a guy?
└└ Then he’s gay.
└└ K’s a girl.
└└└ Not buying it.
└└└└ lol no seriously ㅋㅋ He’s a guy-hater, that’s why he runs around cutting down male characters.
└└└└└ lololololololol
└└└└└ He does hate people in general.
└└└└└ Fuck, I almost believed that.
– Is K pretty?
└ If they’re pretty, it’s forgivable?
└└ If they’re pretty, it’s thrilling.
└ K is definitely a dude.
└└ I’m disappointed.
└└└ Disappointed in what lol.
[K, I’m disappointed]
I loved you
But in the end you’re just another online-relationship junkie
Comments
– They’re licking K.
└ K babyyyy huff huff.
– What do you call someone licking K anyway??
└ Deviant kink.
└└ Understood.
– I like that he’s stubborn enough to play a DPS Holy Knight, it’s sexy.
└ Deviant kink #2.
└└ Sigh, you people don’t know the joy.
– K’s still gentlemanly when trading though.
└ If he was a scumbag even in trades, that’d be like a thug charging “seat fees”;
└└ Can’t say that’s wrong.