The audience was practically dying of laughter.
—【Qin Yiyang managed to offend her brother-in-law on the very first day! Hahaha!】
—【Tsk tsk, looks like she doesn’t get along well with her “in-laws”! Her sister-in-law deliberately left even though she knew Qin was coming today—clearly not welcoming her at all!】
—【As expected, not everyone can be as likable as Yanyan! Yanyan is doted on by the entire Bo family; everyone adores her!】
The family sat down for the meal.
Hotel waiters filed in one after another, bringing a dazzling array of dishes.
Finally, a chef wheeled in a cart carrying freshly roasted duck.
Its skin was glossy and red, crispy but not burnt—truly a fine specimen.
“This is from a master chef at a century-old restaurant in the capital, renowned for his roast duck.”
Jiang Yulan didn’t elaborate much, but the System chattered away excitedly.
[Host, you’re in for a treat!]
[This master chef is a non-heritage inheritor. He’s already retired and only cooks for a few regulars or family members!]
How delicious must that be!
Qin Yiyang was practically drooling.
The Qin family felt both honored and flustered.
It wasn’t that they had never tasted capital-style roast duck before, but such a thoughtful gesture was rare.
As the master chef sliced the duck, the sound of the blade cutting through the crispy skin was unmistakably authentic!
Qin Yiyang’s inner voice was screaming, 【Crispy on the outside, tender on the inside, rich but not greasy! This has to be amazing! Shove it all into my mouth!】
How pathetic!
Lu Duoduo pouted, sneering at Qin Yiyang’s inner thoughts.
Determined to oppose her at every turn, he snatched whichever piece of duck she tried to pick up.
The adults were engrossed in lively conversation and didn’t notice this little drama.
Unable to get the duck she wanted, Qin Yiyang grew frantic.
It was fine if he didn’t like her, but stealing her food? Absolutely not!
【System! I want to edit the original text!】
[Okay~] the System replied cheerfully.
[Original text: Lu Duoduo snatched the duck meat from Qin Yiyang’s chopsticks, wrapped it in a pancake, ate it, and proudly showed off to her.]
Lu Duoduo: ?
His eyebrows furrowed into waves.
Who was this imposter pretending to be his sister-in-law talking to? What was she trying to change?
Why did he have such a bad feeling about this?
Meanwhile, seeing Lu Duoduo distracted, Qin Yiyang seized the opportunity to pick up a piece of duck meat!
But Lu Duoduo was quick—he snatched it right back!
He even shot her a triumphant look.
Qin Yiyang smiled with a hint of mischief. 【System, change “pancake” to “paper.”】
Before Lu Duoduo could figure out what was happening, the texture of the “pancake” in his mouth felt off the next second.
He spat it out in confusion, then stared in shock.
Instead of a pancake, the duck was wrapped in paper!
As everyone knows, the pancakes served with roast duck are very thin. To prevent them from sticking together, each pancake is separated by a sheet of paper.
Lu Duoduo had mistaken that paper for a pancake and eaten it with the roast duck.
“Hahaha!”
At that moment, Jiang Yulan noticed her youngest son had eaten the paper and laughed until tears welled in her eyes.
The Qin family tried to hold back their laughter but ultimately failed. Even the roast duck master chef couldn’t help but chuckle.
Only Lu Duoduo was left wounded in this world.
The little guy’s gaze grew even more resentful!
Qin Yiyang happily wrapped a piece of roast duck.
【Little brat’s quite fierce, huh? Watch out, or I’ll knock your baby bottle over!】
【Speaking of which, this child doesn’t seem like the type to suffer losses, so how did he end up with the tragic fate of having his hands and feet chopped off?】
Lu Duoduo froze!
What nonsense was this woman spouting!
How could he possibly have his hands and feet severed when he was perfectly fine?
Not only him, but everyone at the dining table also paused their chopsticks and pricked up their ears.
Qin Yiyang didn’t notice these details, lost in recalling the tragic fates of the villain’s family.
【The Lu Yanzhi family is truly pitiful!】
【The younger brother had his hands and feet severed and died in the prime of his youth.】
【The younger sister was treated as a substitute for the white moonlight by a scumbag, ending up with her eyes and kidneys gouged out and transplanted to the white moonlight—what a tragic ending!】
【Mrs. Jiang’s hair turned white overnight, her mind grew confused, and she fell gravely ill.】
【When Lu Yanzhi returned, all his loved ones had died tragically. From then on, burdened with a blood feud, he embarked on a path of no return!】
【So tragic, just like my family!】
The dining room, which had been filled with laughter just moments ago, fell so silent you could hear a pin drop.
Lu Duoduo trembled even more, letting out a yelp as he buried himself in Jiang Yulan’s arms.
How terrifying! Their entire family was so tragic!
Mother Qin, Father Qin, and Qin Mu also fell silent, their hearts heavy.
Just then, the System’s childish voice rang out.
[Host, something’s wrong! The villain’s sister is in trouble!]
Qin Yiyang didn’t have time to eat the male escort, 【Quick, show me the original text.】
[Okay!]
[Original text: Lu Zhiqiu arrived at her boyfriend’s apartment.
Ever since her boyfriend went to the airport to pick up a friend, he hadn’t shown up for three whole months, and he wouldn’t even answer her calls.
When Lu Zhiqiu entered the password and opened the door, she saw a woman in thin, revealing pajamas standing at the top of the spiral staircase, posing like the lady of the house. “A’ye, I’ve made dinner, just waiting for you to come back.”
The woman walked down to the landing, revealing her face.
Lu Zhiqiu froze—the woman before her bore a striking resemblance to her, about fifty percent similar.
“Who are you?”
A strange smile suddenly curled at the corner of the woman’s lips.
Then, she tumbled down the stairs.
A pool of blood spread out.
The woman’s face was pale as she clutched her stomach in pain. “My baby…”
At that moment, the door opened.
Jiang Ye returned from outside and immediately saw his white moonlight lying in a pool of blood. His narrow eyes turned to the bewildered Lu Zhiqiu, and he shoved her aside.
“Lu Zhiqiu, if anything happens to Yueyue, I’ll take your life!”]
Qin Yiyang: “…”
This was the old cliché of early romance novels.
The innocent, love-struck substitute female lead vs. the domineering male lead destined for prison.
【No need to think to know how the plot unfolds from here!】
【The white moonlight bribes the doctor, falsely claiming she’s left with lasting damage and needs corneas and a kidney transplant. The domineering male lead believes the female lead owes the white moonlight, thus beginning a plot of physical and emotional torment…】
Everyone at the table was stunned by what they heard.
What a vicious plot!
Jiang Yulan couldn’t help but clench her fists.
That’s right, she had been able to hear Qin Yiyang’s inner thoughts from the very beginning.
Just moments ago, she had also learned about Qin Yiyang’s special ability to alter the plot.
However, having weathered many storms, Jiang Yulan didn’t panic upon learning of her daughter’s impending fate. Instead, she observed Qin Yiyang closely.
For some reason, she felt that the other party had a way to handle this.
Meanwhile, on the island.
Lu Yanzhi was chopping wood to build a boat.
As the tree fell with a crash, that woman’s voice echoed in his mind again.
【The Lu Yanzhi family is truly pitiful!】
Lu Yanzhi’s hand paused as he listened to the fate of his entire family.
His eyes were as calm as the sea, yet the throbbing veins on his forehead betrayed the tension that had reached its peak.
Not far away, two wolves lying in ambush sensed the gloomy and dangerous aura, quietly retreating into the dense bushes…
A headache once again swept over Lu Yanzhi.
He quickened his movements.
The lively and cheerful female voice spoke again, [Simple, simple! I won’t let their family’s tragedy happen!]
[System, change the “incident” in “the white moonlight had an incident” to—pfft, haha!]
Lu Yanzhi couldn’t help but narrow his eyes, listening intently.
[Change it to the “shit” in “taking a shit”!]
[Pushed off the building, the white moonlight shit herself! That makes sense, right!]
Lu Yanzhi: ?
He didn’t understand, but he was deeply shocked.