—【What the hell, Masked Warrior!】
—【I never expected Qin Yiyang to be such a funny girl!】
Bo Mingze’s gaze was cold. “Qin Yiyang, this isn’t the place to act shamelessly.”
Facing the accusation, Qin Yiyang remained exceptionally calm.
“Just a little joke, don’t be so tense.” She looked at Jiang Ye. “Let me reintroduce myself. According to seniority, you should follow Zhiqiu and call me sister-in-law.”
Jiang Ye: “……”
Lu Zhiqiu: “……”
“But since you cheated first and even had a child with a sick woman, you’re really not discreet enough and don’t deserve my sister-in-law.” Qin Yiyang smiled. “So you should just call me father.”
Jiang Ye’s temples throbbed with anger!
“Who are you calling sick?” Yao Yueyue glared fiercely at Qin Yiyang.
Qin Yiyang kindly reminded her, “Don’t get so worked up, or your condition might worsen. After all, bloody stools are usually accompanied by hemorrhoids. Both are illnesses that really need treatment.”
Bloody stools?
Hemorrhoids?
Yao Yueyue was furious and humiliated. “What nonsense are you talking about!”
Qin Yiyang shrugged. “If you don’t believe me, ask the doctor!”
Beside them, the doctor, who had silently added another layer to his mask: “……That’s indeed the case.”
“The patient may have irregular eating habits due to dieting or other reasons, which caused digestive issues and a large accumulation of feces in the body.”
“When the patient fell from a height, the contraction of the anal muscles and psychological tension led to incontinence, and the hemorrhoids ruptured, causing bleeding.”
Only then did everyone understand the source of the foul smell in the room!
So Yao Yueyue had soiled her pants!
As for the blood on the floor, it wasn’t a miscarriage but hemorrhoids…
—【Holy crap! This is too appetizing! Great, just great. I specifically ordered red velvet chocolate to enjoy while watching the show, and now how am I supposed to eat it!】
—【Hahaha, you poor thing!】
—【Redefining ‘Appetizing Variety Show’】
—【I used to watch mukbangs and always wished for a phone that could transmit smells. Now, I think I’ll pass!】
—【So Shen Yan’s dry heaving earlier wasn’t from overwhelming grief but from being nauseated by the smell of shit!】
—【When I rewatch this later, I’ll probably die laughing! A hemorrhoid situation made to look like a life-or-death emergency!】
What people said online wasn’t important.
What mattered were the varied expressions in the apartment and Yao Yueyue’s embarrassment.
Qin Yiyang: “This entire room needs to be disinfected. It’s safer to wear a mask.”
Seeing that Lu Zhiqiu still wasn’t wearing a mask, she simply tore open a package and put one on her.
As Qin Yiyang drew closer, Lu Zhiqiu’s heart couldn’t help but race.
So beautiful!
At first glance, she had seemed like an ordinary, somewhat pretty person, as if covered in dust, leaving no strong impression.
But now, as she leaned in, her thick eyelashes lowered, and her skin looked like a freshly peeled egg.
Sister-in-law is so beautiful!
Qin Yiyang thought to herself, 【Why is this girl staring at me? Do I have a piece of vegetable stuck in my teeth?】
Lu Zhiqiu’s eyes widened. What was that sound she heard?
It sounded like sister-in-law’s voice?
The voice spoke again:
【A man who doesn’t cherish himself is like rotten cabbage. Since Jiang Ye believes the child Yao Yueyue is carrying is his, that means he’s not clean! A man like this wouldn’t be able to find a wife in our village!】
【Besides, this Jiang Ye is so tall. Every time you look at him, not only does it strain your neck, but you also see his face from an unflattering angle, like a pig!】
Lu Zhiqiu burst out laughing.
Now that it was pointed out, Jiang Ye’s tall and handsome nose really did resemble a pig’s snout.
Instantly, the charm was gone!
Lu Zhiqiu was amused by the image she had conjured in her mind.
Qin Yiyang paused, [Why is this kid laughing? Has she gone crazy from being angered by that scumbag?]
A sparkle returned to Lu Zhiqiu’s eyes as she looked at Jiang Ye again.
“Jiang Ye, you have surveillance cameras at home, right?”
“Just check the footage, and you’ll know whether I pushed your ‘white moonlight’ or not!”
Upon hearing this, Yao Yueyue’s eyes darkened.
She hadn’t known Jiang Ye’s home had surveillance cameras, so she quickly excused herself to change clothes and retreated to her room to figure out a plan.
Only a mess remained on the floor.
Qin Yiyang glanced at Shen Yan. “Miss Shen, clean this up.”
“Why me?” Shen Yan felt utterly disgusted.
Qin Yiyang: “Because you’re Yao Yueyue’s good friend. You were crying so hard earlier you almost passed out. Now, you won’t even help her clean up her waste?”
Lu Duoduo added, “Oh~ I get it now. You two aren’t besties; you’re ‘enemies’!”
Shen Yan gritted her teeth, picked up the mop, and reluctantly began cleaning.
Qin Yiyang: “Young Master Bo, don’t just stand there watching! Can you bear to let Shen Yan clean up alone?”
“…” Bo Mingze could only suppress his nausea and step forward.
“Oh, and you too, Actor Jiang. Come and help clean up. I can help you retrieve the surveillance footage.”
Jiang Ye: “…”
“Why do you look so disgusted?” Qin Yiyang shook her head. “Isn’t Yao Yueyue your ‘white moonlight’? For her, you found a substitute, cheated, abandoned your morals, and even lost your dignity. You must love her so much! Besides, she’s carrying your child!”
The Qin and Lu family members watching the commotion couldn’t help but chuckle.
What a sharp tongue!
The surveillance footage was quickly retrieved.
It clearly showed that Lu Zhiqiu hadn’t even touched Yao Yueyue’s clothes—they were even several meters apart.
The truth was out!
Lu Duoduo pointed at the screen excitedly. “It really was this bad woman framing my sister! That’s exactly how it happens in TV dramas!”
Faced with irrefutable evidence, Jiang Ye’s eyes turned red. “Yueyue, why did you do this?”
Yao Yueyue shook her head in panic. “No, Ah Ye… Lu Zhiqiu insulted me, and I got so agitated that I fell down the stairs—”
Slap!
Before she could finish, she was slapped across the face.
It was Jiang Yulan who had struck her.
“Who are you? How dare you hit me!” Yao Yueyue covered her cheek in disbelief.
“Because I’m Lu Zhiqiu’s mother, and because you slandered my daughter.” Jiang Yulan’s eyes were cold as she delivered another slap.
Qin Yiyang: [Oh ho! Truly a double whammy!]
Jiang Ye, still protective of his ‘white moonlight,’ stepped in front of Yao Yueyue.
“Auntie, please calm down. There’s been a misunderstanding—”
Slap!
Another crisp slap echoed, leaving a red mark on Jiang Ye’s face.
Jiang Yulan: “Now you say it’s a misunderstanding? When the four of you were bullying my daughter earlier, why didn’t you call it a misunderstanding?”
Yao Yueyue screamed. Seeing Jiang Ye slapped hurt her more than being hit herself. “You crazy woman! I’ll sue you!”
Jiang Yulan raised an eyebrow. “Go ahead and sue. I’m not short on money for your medical bills.”
Then, she slapped Jiang Ye again.
Qin Yiyang cheered excitedly in her heart, [Wow! As expected of the villain’s mother—she’d rather act than waste words! So cool, sis, I love it!]
Jiang Yulan smiled inwardly, her anger dissipating by half.
“And you,” she said, turning her gaze to Shen Yan. “Thinking you can marry into a wealthy family just by relying on your face? I wish you and your mother success.”
Shen Yan felt as if she had been plunged into an icy cellar.
This woman was smiling, yet she exuded an intimidating aura without even showing anger.
Meeting her gaze sent a chilling sense of pressure down one’s spine.
It was the kind of presence only someone long accustomed to being in a position of power could possess.
Shen Yan vaguely sensed that something was slipping out of her control…
Just who was Qin Yiyang’s “mother-in-law”?
Meanwhile, Yao Yueyue wasn’t overthinking things. Having been slapped three times in a row, she was furious and humiliated, and immediately lunged at Jiang Yulan.
The conflict was about to erupt!
The apartment descended into chaos, with people jostling against each other.
Someone bumped into Qin Yiyang, and she instinctively steadied the microphone clipped to her waist.
Just then, the System came online to drop some gossip.
[Actually, Yao Yueyue isn’t pregnant—she never even slept with Jiang Ye!]
Oh? There’s more to this story!
Qin Yiyang perked up her ears.
At the same time, everyone present and the audience watching the screen were stunned.
What was with that childlike voice?
Who was speaking?