After being struck down by Himeko’s coffee and losing consciousness, Serlin’s ability activated once again.
This time, he transformed into a boss from honkai impact 3rd, the man with the most exquisite model—the Masked Fool, Sampo.
“Ugh…
luckily I have this move.
Sister Himeko’s coffee is truly powerful, truly powerful!” Serlin scrambled up from the ground, dusted off non-existent dust, and said, “Luckily my skills are superior.
How dare a little Stelle try to laugh at me?” “Such a delicacy must be shared with you!” But at the thought of the coffee’s taste, Serlin felt like Douglas MacArthur was crawling all over him.
Was this really food a human could make?
Himeko’s Elation skills are all dumped into this, aren’t they!
“Dammit!
Don’t look down on the Galactic Baseballer’s perseverance!” Stelle widened her golden eyes, staring intently at the’stranger’ who had just appeared.
“You two rascals, how dare you frame me?” March 7th, who had drunk the most, lay sprawled on the floor, struggling to point a finger at the two accomplices.
“You guys…” Himeko had only intended to scare him, but seeing the three kids pull this stunt, she could only smile helplessly.
Dan Heng habitually pulled up the fallen March.
Thinking that there were now two more ‘geniuses’ on par with her, the future of the Astral Express was truly ‘bright’!
“You clearly knew Serlin’s exaggerated expression was a lie, right?” Stelle nodded reservedly.
As smart as she was, how could she not see through it?
She just hadn’t tasted it before and felt she had to give it a proper critique.
Commonly known as: curiosity won the elbow fight.
“Huh…?
Seeing their expressions just now, I really thought Sister Himeko’s skills had improved.” March 7th reached for a tissue to wipe the coffee stains from her mouth and scolded, “You two!
Is this how you treat your senior!” Fuming, March 7th gave each of the two legends next to her a hard elbow.
“Sigh, the Express is going to get a lot noisier, pom.” Little Pom-Pom approached the new members with paws on hips, looking up at them.
Stelle leaned down for a closer look, attempting to get handsy with Pom-Pom: “Jie jie jie, baby, you’re a fragrant and soft…” “Let…
let go of me, pom!” Pom-Pom struggled out of Stelle’s embrace.
“I am the Conductor of this Express!
Show some respect, you brat, pom!” Relishing the fluffy sensation of Pom-Pom, Stelle commented solemnly, “Then the Express Crew is eating really well.” Serlin immediately showed his respect: “Stelle, you’re something else!
You’re far beyond being human; even legends would find it hard to judge you.” Pom-Pom’s face instantly turned red, stomping in anger: “You two are rascals, pom!” Welt Yang adjusted his glasses and sighed with the tone of an elder, “This is the vitality of youth.” “Vitality…?” As the most level-headed junior on the train, Dan Heng, having witnessed the entire chaotic scene, was filled with many thoughts.
The Express seemed to be hurtling toward the ‘abstract’ at full speed, and there was no turning back.
Regaining its composure, Pom-Pom lectured the two troublemaking passengers in a serious manner.
“I’ve already heard about the situation from Himeko.
Listen up, newcomers, I’m only going to say this once.” “Lately, many people have probably told you, ‘You’re special.’ But this is the Astral Express, and every passenger on board has their own unspeakable secrets.” “Since you’ve chosen to board, you must follow the rules.
You’re not the only special one, so keep that in mind.” Looking at the two new legends, Pom-Pom was still very angry.
It almost thought it was looking at the worst Trailblazer and the second-worst Trailblazer!
Serlin, the honkai impact 3rd spirit, nodded earnestly.
The former Stellaron Hunter of Trailblaze or Finality, and current Express Crew Stelle, also expressed agreement.
The Pristine Body pink-haired beauty March 7th mused that since she had amnesia, where would she get secrets from?
The silent Express strategist (strikethrough) guard recalled his life in prison.
The visitor from another world, Welt Yang, claimed he had no secrets.
The successor of the World-Painting Family, participant of the previous Phantasm Moon Game, and Navigator Himeko silently took a sip of her coffee.
Serlin took a close look at the Express Crew: the Stelle, the Pristine Body, the Gravity Dragon Sovereign, the well-known Old Yang, Himeko…
He couldn’t help but sigh, “The human content of our Express Crew is truly concerning!” Stelle was full of questions: “I’m not human?” “How are you human?
From where I’m standing, not a single person on this train is human!” “What’s this about being human or not?” March scratched her head.
“Is the definition of a human really that strict?” “Whatever, I’m a big-hearted girl.
I’ll take you on a tour of the Express!” “Let’s go, let’s go!
To my room first!” Dan Heng walked with them for a bit.
When they reached his room, he bid them farewell: “The Express Data Bank is right next to March’s room.
Feel free to drop by if you have time.” “Sigh~ Mr.
Dan Heng is still such a man of few words.” As March sighed, she opened her door.
“Wait…
that’s not right!” March 7th narrowed her eyes at Serlin.
“You…
uh…
this appearance isn’t right!” “Ayo, sister March, old Sampo here is a true gentleman!” Serlin-Sampo patted his chest righteously, sounding a bit hurt, “Am I really that…
that untrustworthy?” Stelle and March 7th just watched his performance quietly.
“Hard to say.” “Then…
how about this?” Haxxor Bunny, Bronie, Serlin makes a grand entrance—!
March and Stelle nodded in satisfaction.
Especially March, who even tried to pinch Serlin’s face with her mischievous hands.
Stelle pondered, “Hiss…
this look of yours…
hiss…
uh, it seems, like…” Then she nodded with absolute certainty, “I have seen this sister before.” Serlin rolled his eyes at her, having no intention of entertaining this legend.
He looked admiringly at March 7th’s room.
Just like in the game, it was very cozy and cute, very much in the style of a ditzy beautiful girl.
March 7th enthusiastically introduced her room to them, especially that entire wall of photos!
They weren’t just the photos that appeared in the game; in reality, there were many more of her and Dan Heng’s adventures.
But looking at the photos with their bizarre camera angles…
Serlin could only sigh that Evernight was still at work!
After quietly listening to March 7th’s (exaggerated) account of her adventures, Serlin suddenly remembered something: “Where are we going to stay after this!?” Stelle also suddenly remembered, “Yeah, where are we staying!” March 7th also paused.
The Express Crew used to be full of talent, definitely not just a few people like now.
So there were plenty of cabins, but…
the rest were currently just shell rooms.
It wasn’t that they were uninhabitable, but you’d have to sleep on the floor.
“Before your room is decorated, Stelle, why don’t you stay with me?” Stelle’s face broke into a wide grin, and she nodded repeatedly.
“As for Serlin…
uh…
hiss…” March originally thought about having him stay with Dan Heng, but…
considering Serlin’s unique nature, it felt like staying with anyone would be problematic.
“It’s fine.
A mere accommodation issue is a piece of cake.” Serlin smiled as he saw the Valkyrie Dormitory he had once meticulously decorated in his mind.
This was much better than sleeping on the floor.
Old Yang, oh Old Yang, as the strongest man on the Express, I just buffed your mechanics for you.
Asking for some interior design isn’t too much, right?