“The train’s next stop is Herta Space Station.
Let me tell you…
Ms.
Herta is a genius…
A so-called genius is…” Since they were traveling together on the Astral Express, Welt suggested that Serlin learn some common sense about the galaxy.
For the sake of his own sanity, Welt directly handed this task over to his two juniors.
Serlin nodded repeatedly, listening with rapt attention…
and then his mind went numb.
After all, the game only provided simple descriptions, but the true level of the universe’s ‘cesspool’ nature was even worse than depicted.
Path-striding lunatics are everywhere, each one a master of chaos with world-shaking wisdom.
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Although Serlin had known this for a long time, which was why he immediately clung to Mr.
Yang’s leg to join the Astral Express, he…
really didn’t expect it to be such a cesspool.
As he listened, Serlin couldn’t help but sigh, “With these gods around, this universe is truly finished in this lifetime.” “Indeed.” March 7th thought for a moment and nodded in deep agreement.
“The Data Bank is right here.
If you have any questions, you can come ask me.” Dan Heng spoke to Serlin plainly.
Though he was still cold, the wariness in his eyes had dissipated slightly.
“Mm, thank you.” Serlin thanked him gratefully with Otto’s face.
“Serlin, you seem to know a lot about Mr.
Yang’s past?
Do you have any interesting stories to tell me?” March 7th leaned in front of Serlin with great interest.
Serlin thought about it for a moment, a strange smile appearing on his blonde face as he spread his hands innocently, “Welt, huh…” “Rounding it off, you could say he basically married his foster mother?” “Eh?” “Eh—!!?” March 7th’s pupils shook; her brain.exe stopped responding.
Even Dan Heng, who appeared to be reading but was actually eavesdropping, widened his mouth in surprise.
‘Is it bad to say it like that?’ Serlin looked at his current body and shifted the blame without hesitation: ‘It must be Otto’s influence on me.’ And so, he left the Data Bank feeling satisfied.
After leaving the Data Bank, he prepared to rest for a while in the Parlor Car.
He had spent several days in space accompanying Kars, and even now, he doubted if he was truly still alive.
His cheat seemed to allow him to transform into honkai impact 3rd characters.
Good…
if he could roll powerful characters, it wouldn’t be impossible to survive in this cesspool.
After all, if one doesn’t have a powerful cheat in this cesspool of a universe, it’s better to commit suicide early…
No, even killing oneself might not result in a clean death.
“So…
does The Cocoon count as a honkai impact 3rd character?” Serlin’s smile gradually became unrestrained.
If he could really roll characters like Ai-chan, The Cocoon, Old Wheel, the Chess God, or the Dollar Man, he could play with nothing but style.
He forced the corners of his mouth down and said: “Sigh, The Cocoon’s surface-level divine power is still not enough…
It feels inferior to transforming into Vita.
At least a Star-Crosser can destroy stars.” “Therefore—Vita ＞＞＞＞ cocoon of finality.” As he thought, Serlin fell asleep in the comfortable environment.
After all…
after drifting in space for so long, it was inevitable to feel fatigued upon reaching a safe place.
Welt, who had been monitoring him, came to Serlin’s side helplessly.
Although the change from Kiana’s body to the current Otto basically proved what he said was true…
But—how could someone who looks like this be a good person!?
That damn naturally evil Otto brat, what if he’s faking it?
I must feed him the Star of Eden!
Welt felt very conflicted as he took a quilt to cover him, and at that moment…
the original blonde ‘Green One’ turned into a black-haired loli.
Looking at her clothes…
she seemed very much like someone from the Far East?
Old Yang rubbed his eyes, certain that he absolutely did not know this girl.
“Why did a Masked Fool suddenly board the Astral Express, Pom!?” The Conductor, who was cleaning just now, instantly hissed in alarm.
“Mr.
Yang, Mr.
Yang!” The lively girl March 7th also came to the Parlor Car and said in surprise upon seeing the girl lying on the sofa: “She…
she couldn’t be Serlin, right?
She really can transform!” “Didn’t you see it once before?” Dan Heng didn’t even look up.
“That’s different!” “By the way, Mr.
Yang, Serlin just said you married your foster mother.
Is that true?” March 7th blinked her eyes and asked innocently, but the curiosity in her eyes was overflowing.
“Ah…?” Welt Yang felt as if his brain had been violated.
What kind of precious question was this?
“No, March, what are you talking about?
That’s completely different!
Don’t listen to Serlin’s nonsense!” “I get it, I get it!
Mr.
Yang, that must have been an extremely bitter…” “Alright, March, don’t provoke your Mr.
Yang anymore.” Himeko walked over to smooth things over, but from her gaze, she was also curious about this topic.
“Now is not the time for this.
I just received news that Herta Space Station has been invaded by the Antimatter Legion.” Dan Heng and March 7th subconsciously became serious, and Serlin, who was just catching some Zs, was also awakened by the atmosphere.
He didn’t have time to check his body’s changes and listened quietly.
“Sister Himeko, are we going to support the space station next?” “Yes, of course.
This is Asta’s request.” Himeko nodded firmly.
The Astral Express and Herta Space Station were partners, and the Astral Express Crew was going to the space station this time to deliver a Curio requested by Herta.
In every sense, they were duty-bound.
Dan Heng remained silent, but his expression was enough to show his attitude.
“We’ll learn more about the specific situation once we reach the space station.
Next, we’re going to warp.” “Hmph, a mere Antimatter Legion.
This time, I’ll definitely let them taste my power!” March 7th also rubbed her palms together.
Dan Heng looked over the new companion’s appearance and then said, “…Familiarize yourself with your new body first.
There’s a battle ahead.” Serlin also nodded solemnly.
Although he didn’t expect to roll Sparkle, with Sparkle’s stats, it was enough to face this invasion.
“But…
can Sparkle actually be judged as a honkai impact 3rd character?” “Does this mean I can transform into ‘Asuka’ or ‘Fischl’ later?” “Would the trial character Keqing also count?” Serlin rubbed his head and pulled out a bunch of Sparkle dolls; these were all powerful bombs.
Regarding this, Old Sunday had the most to say.
“Attention—Attention, all passengers!” Pom-Pom’s voice spread throughout the train via the speakers: “The warp is about to begin.
Next stop, Herta Space Station!” Himeko sipped her coffee elegantly as usual, showing no sign of heading to a battlefield.
Dan Heng and Welt also prepared themselves one after another.
Only March 7th still stood in the car, closing her eyes and muttering: “It’ll definitely work this time…
I…
will win—!” Serlin looked at both sides—one side was serious people, the other was acting abstract…
Was there even a choice?
He had to help March!
Without a word, Serlin used Sparkle’s ability to turn into Evernight and came up behind March 7th.
She rested her head on March’s shoulder and whispered in her ear: “Relax, dear.
With me here, nothing will go wrong.♭” “Eh?” March 7th was startled, completely forgetting her pose for the warp.
But unfortunately, the train’s warp had already begun…
The intense acceleration instantly caused March’s body to collapse onto Serlin.
…It was a harder fall than normal.
“Serlin!
You can actually transform into my image?
Is this outfit your fan-edit?” March 7th didn’t mind the fall and looked curiously at the girl who had turned into her likeness.
Serlin spread his hands and said, “No, this is Sparkle’s power.
It’s an innate ability of the character I transformed into.
You could say Fools are just like that.” Dan Heng looked carefully at the Evernight that Serlin had mimicked using Sparkle’s power, and then looked at the silly March 7th.
“Indeed, with March 7th’s personality…
it’s hard for her to pull off this outfit.” “But…” Dan Heng took a deep look at March 7th…
and seemed to realize something.
“Dan Heng-sensei, you…!” “Alright, stop messing around.” Himeko walked to the window and frowned, “Herta Space Station…
we’ve arrived.”