[WARNING! WARNING!]
[BIG!]
[Do not get Star Rail deleted for the rest of us.]
[The troll energy is overwhelming. Voice actor absolutely god-tier.]
[Seriously. From an enemy perspective, I’d be clenching my fists just hearing him. He sounds so punchable.]
[Sit-and-Forget sect confirmed.]
“No rush.”
“Let me play with him.”
“What’s one thousand minus three?”
Everyone’s lips twitched.
Brother.
Why is your entire body made of memes?
“I’ll make you fly.”
“Average.”
“Sounds like you’re acting spoiled.”
“Look at you.”
“Getting impatient again.”
By this point, the screen was full of HAHAHAHA.
A-Xian supplied perfect commentary, clutching her stomach while laughing until she bent forward.
Image completely abandoned.
[Act cool and I’ll make you fly!]
[#CheckStarRailWritingTeamMentalState]
[What the hell, even Punishment Key memes made it in. I surrender.]
“I know a little medicine…”
“So.”
“Which one of you is sick?”
[Maximum taunt value. Are we SURE Lingzhou doesn’t have a provoke mechanic?]
[Preservation has the highest Aggro. Lingzhou should’ve been Preservation.]
[If enemies could understand his voice lines, they’d focus him every single time.]
“His Talent line is weird.”
“It’s actually really serious.”
Players nodded.
Then, not long afterward, they saw Lingzhou’s follow-up animation.
Every ounce of confusion transformed into a knowing smile.
Who could claim this man wasn’t a troll?
He was too, too, too, too damn entertaining.
“Welp.”
“Massive wipe…”
“Children.”
“I have returned.”
A-Xian:
“???”
Bro.
You can’t just say things like that.
“YOU—COME HERE!”
“Be careful of the surprises the Fools prepare.”
[HA! And you still say you’re not a Masked Fool?]
[Aha: Group Joy, I heard there’s entertainment here?]
“Mm.”
“Not bad.”
“If you like it, take it.”
“No need to be polite.”
“A doctor needs a clear head, no?”
“I’m a fragile doctor.”
“I don’t solve puzzles through violence.”
“As everyone knows, fragile intellectual professions usually have huge contrast.” This chapter is updated first at g.com.
“Fragile equals brutally muscular.”
“No problem, right?”
[No objection.]
[How muscular? Mommy will know soon enough…]
[Wasn’t that commenter a man?]
[Male mom is still mom.]
[Get outta here.]
“You’ve been enhanced.”
“Go.”
“If slacking off isn’t decisive enough…”
“Then decisively stop pretending to slack.”
[Family, has everyone memorized Lingzhou’s philosophy quotes?]
[Pretty fun. Almost none of his skill names are serious, and his voice lines are pure clown energy too.]
[A seemingly frivolous and unreliable man who is actually extremely dependable. MiHoYo understands contrast moe.]
“We’re done with the voice lines.”
“Now let’s inspect his backstory.”
Character Introduction
Claims to “know a little medicine.”
A young man whose personality is extremely difficult to read.
He encountered the Astral Express by coincidence and boarded it to travel toward the future.
Everyone only knows that he wishes to recover his forgotten past.
As for what future he seeks at the end of that journey—
Nobody knows.
“Not much information.”
“Basically says as little as March’s biography.”
A-Xian shook her head and opened Character Story: Part I.
The Featherborn are a human race born with wings.
Not only can they freely soar through the skies, most possess an innate ability to manipulate wind.
Among the powerful, a mere gesture can summon a hurricane.
March 7th:
“Lingzhou, Lingzhou!”
“Why do I almost never see you fly?”
Lingzhou:
“Then let me ask you.”
“Why do I almost never see you running long distance?”
March 7th:
“Because it’s tiring.”
“Wait.”
“Flying is tiring too?”
Lingzhou:
“Of course.”
“I’m a fragile doctor, remember?”
“My physical condition is average.”
“If I fly too long, I get out of breath.”
The innocent pink-haired girl had no idea she was being fooled.
Someone capable of manipulating wind could naturally use airflow to reduce resistance and conserve energy during flight.
The elegant woman holding a cup of coffee beside them smiled without saying a word.
It was merely a harmless little joke.
Nothing more.
Reading this, A-Xian instinctively remembered the scene from earlier.
When Lingzhou entered the Doomsday Beast battle, the angel-like wings on his back had been extremely eye-catching.
Magnificent.
She thought for a moment, quickly finished the remaining story scenes, completed Herta’s tutorial, and brought Lingzhou into the Simulated Universe.
Her goal was clear.
She wanted to see his actual combat animations.
One Basic Attack.
They struck the enemy’s head from both sides.
The animation itself wasn’t especially flashy.
Other than being handsome, clean, and effortlessly stylish—
There was nothing special about it.
But combined with the skill name and the voice line—
“What’s one thousand minus three?”
The audience’s expressions immediately became difficult to maintain.
[I wash seaweed, I wash seaweed…]
[The pain is returning.]
[Don’t you guys think that voice line is actually dangerous?]
[Then let me ask you. Then let me ask you.]
[Remember, the original reference is “1000 – 7,” from Tokyo Ghoul’s torture scene.]
[I was too busy laughing at the meme to realize it. Lingzhou isn’t secretly white-on-the-outside-black-on-the-inside, right?]
[Classic abnormal doctor element?]
“A abnormal doctor?”
A-Xian’s voice suddenly entered the discussion.
It sounded distinctly lovestruck.
“Wouldn’t that be even hotter?”
“Please let him be a male yandere too.”
“Male yanderes are basically pandas in the current market.”
“Far too rare.”
“Just imagine Lingzhou smiling strangely while holding a surgical knife…”
“Then slowly walking toward me…”
“I’d just…”
“I’m aroused…”
[PLEASE REMOVE YOUR FOOT FROM THE GAS PEDAL.]
[Back in the barber shop again.]
[You like yanderes that much? Aren’t you afraid something might actually happen?]
[What do you mean ‘something happen’? A-Xian is just unloved and wants a yandere who loves only her.]
[User ‘Sweeping Snow in the Field Until Exhaustion’ has been muted for 1 hour.]
“You crossed the line!”
A-Xian exploded.
“I’m unloved?”
“ME?”
“You think nobody loves me?”
“If I unleash these two 8K displays, the line of people who fall in love with me would stretch dozens of kilometers!”
[True. Who could possibly resist 8K Sis?]
[I admit I’m shameless. I volunteer as tribute.]
[One week. Two direct connections. One lamp, two grabs, three holes…]
As a veteran driver herself, A-Xian instantly recognized that something was wrong with that message.
“You bastards don’t even season your jokes before serving them anymore.”
Don’t get angry.
Don’t get angry.
Wrinkles weren’t worth it.
Soon, Lingzhou’s turn came again.
A-Xian pressed his Skill.
At normal speed, every movement was clearly visible.
Lingzhou followed the current of the wind and flashed directly in front of the enemy.
He raised his right hand.
A hurricane formed around his arm as its center.
The vortex spun rapidly and struck the primary target.
Then four smaller whirlwinds split away and repeatedly bounced between enemies across the battlefield.
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