“There aren’t many four-stars at launch.”
“Getting his Eidolons shouldn’t be too difficult.”
“The Light Cone may be harder.”
“But eventually it’ll enter a weapon banner as a four-star alongside some five-star.”
“Oh.”
“Wait.”
“That wording isn’t rigorous.”
“With stats like these…”
“We genuinely don’t know who’s accompanying whom.”
[What are we waiting for? PULL!]
[Sorry, Seele. I’m only pulling your E6 because I want Lingzhou’s Eidolons and Light Cone.]
[Tears of poverty. I can only wait for Lingzhou husband to appear as a four-star on somebody else’s banner.]
[Again. Who’s supporting whom?]
[Strength? Check. Face? Check. Lick lick.]
[Important question: if you missed Lingzhou during the Doomsday Beast fight, when do you get him?]
[I have the answer! Choose him to accompany you into the Jarilo-VI story and you get him. Family, don’t panic!]
[Damn, you progressed that fast?]
[Playing while watching the stream…]
With the analysis complete, Katya ended the call and hurried back to her own story progression.
A-Xian wasn’t in a rush.
Her beloved new single-target obsession was already in her account.
Most viewers could see through the webcam that her gaze was practically forming strings of drool.
Unfortunately—
That gaze was aimed at the screen.
At Lingzhou.
She enlarged his character model and admired it from every angle.
The electricity generation continued without repetition or pause.
“Why do other streamers have character settings but I don’t?”
“Husband, give me one.”
“Please…”
“Family, I’m heartbroken.”
“Anyone else use tissues to wipe tears after getting dumped?”
“My tears are much greater in scale than yours.”
“I could probably fill half a basin…”
“Wuwuwu…”
“Just thinking about the sin I’ll commit while staring at Lingzhou tonight fills me with guilt…”
“I really want Lingzhou husband to see my Edge of Lothar~~”
[OH MY GOD. MOM ASKED WHY THERE ARE TIRE TRACKS ACROSS MY FACE!]
[8K Sis is terrifying. If you lack life experience, you can’t even understand half the things she says.]
[Fact proven: once female streamers start thirsting, they instantly destroy the competition.]
[True. Male streamers simping over female characters aren’t even one-tenth this变态.]
[Can… can we see that Edge of Lothar?]
[Disgusting fruit woman. Police called!]
“What?”
“This is my husband.”
“I’m about to spend money to force-marry him at max Eidolons.”
“What’s wrong with me playing him some music?”
[MODS! MODS! SAVE US!]
Unfortunately, the moderators had no opportunity to issue penalties.
They genuinely couldn’t find anything bannable.
A-Xian knew the line too well.
She never left a clean opening.
“I know you’re impatient.”
“But don’t be impatient yet.”
“I just remembered something.”
A-Xian immediately opened the voice menu.
Then she noticed the voice actor entry.
CV: Lingzhou
She froze.
There had always been jokes about MiHoYo designing characters based on voice actors.
But those were jokes.
This time—
You actually did it?
She clicked.
“Welcome aboard. I’m the Express’s… doctor.”
“Friendly, casual, reliable, and easy to get along with.”
“Just call me Lingzhou.”
“Hope you have a pleasant day.”
“If you feel unwell, come find me anytime.”
“Insomnia?”
“Treating insomnia is my specialty.”
“One hit, and I guarantee you’ll sleep soundly until morning.”
“A life without searching for fun has no color.”
“Don’t misunderstand.”
“I’m not a Masked Fool.”
“The universe is enormous.”
“I want to see it.”
“There are three most painful things in life.”
“One: going to work.”
“Two: waking up early because you have to go to work.”
“Three: sleeping early because you need to wake up early to go to work.”
Office workers watching the stream immediately shed tears of painful recognition.
If they had a choice—
Who wanted to work?
Some people could eat, drink, play, and still count money.
Why wasn’t it them?
Thinking about it only hurt more.
“Remembering my wage-slave days after graduation…”
“Eight in the morning to seven at night.”
“Overtime until ten.”
“Sometimes midnight.”
“No overtime pay…”
“I don’t need to worry about food or money anymore, and I decide whether I work now…”
“But I relate to this far too much.”
A-Xian sighed sincerely and clicked the next line.
“Obviously, my hobby is seeing the expressions of people who realize they can’t beat me—and that hitting me only makes them suffer more.”
“…Same as his Light Cone.”
“Sometimes I meet special patients and wonder…”
“If I cure them, am I depriving them of their right to remain mentally disabled?”
“Pfft—HAHAHAHA!”
Not only A-Xian.
A huge portion of the audience laughed aloud.
That sarcasm was—
How immoral could one man be?
But honestly.
It did make sense.
Being an idiot was a human right.
How could a doctor casually take that away?
“During meetings, sit in the corner.”
“When asked about the project, look confused.”
“When the boss finishes speaking, be the first to clap.”
“As long as you provide enough emotional value, people won’t pay too much attention to your actual work ability.”
[I learned something!]
[The essence of workplace bootlicking.]
[Don’t actually learn this! Playing dumb and delaying projects really can get you fired.]
[Then you simply didn’t lick the boss hard enough.]
[233333.]
“The people who help us are not necessarily friends.”
“And friends won’t necessarily always help us.”
“But relax.”
“That rule doesn’t apply to the Astral Express.”
“Take reliable old me, for instance.”
“If you’re ever in trouble…”
“Just say the word.”
“He’s completely a troll.”
“I’m honestly starting to wonder whether he’s actually that reliable.”
A-Xian coughed.
“Strength and appearance are both extremely reliable.”
“Personality still requires investigation.”
“I have sinned.”
“How dare I question my husband’s characterization.”
“As punishment, husband can teach me how to fill in math blanks tonight.”
“I’m a good child who loves studying~~”
[A-Xian, you’re speeding again. Slow down.]
[Go draw a doujin, okay?]
[We only criticize you twice and you call us annoying!]
“What speeding?”
“Just because we’re familiar doesn’t mean you can slander me!”
A-Xian glared at chat.
There was nothing wrong with being lively during the prime of youth.
Just don’t tell a certain person about it.
“Human beings never hide their desire for delicious things.”
“Of course, the special coffee she makes on a whim is the exception.”
“Dan Heng has never once come to me because he felt unwell.”
“If only little March were that easy to take care of.”
“Welt’s past is fascinating.”
“Curious?”
“Just ask him.”
“The conductor is the conductor.”
“If you truly make Pom-Pom angry, you might get thrown off the Express.”
“Why does everyone imply Pom-Pom is terrifying?”
A-Xian muttered.
“Could Pom-Pom secretly be Akivili reincarnated?”
She switched from interaction lines to combat voice lines.
“Oh?”
“You’re angry already?”
“I may be a doctor…”
“But I know a little hand-to-hand combat.”
“I didn’t overload your temperature regulator, did I?”
“Oh?”
“You want to hit me?”
Just a few combat lines were enough to fill the entire stream with laughter.
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