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How to Accidentally Build America

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If the Atlantic Ocean was a giant natural purgatory, then the Mayflower in October 1620 was a human tin can shoved straight into its fiery bowels.

102 passengers were packed into the gun deck below, a space so cramped that adults could not even stand up straight.

There were no windows and no ventilation—only freezing seawater seeping continuously through the timber seams, soaking all the blankets, dry rations, and clothing until they rotted with mold.Full novel: How to Accidentally Build America — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠

The raging Atlantic gales tossed the 180-ton merchant vessel like a rubber ducky to the crests of waves dozens of meters high, only to plunge it heavily back into the abyss.

Amid severe seasickness and terror, the 102 souls crammed in the hold vomited uncontrollably while wallowing in filth.

Yet far more suffocating than the harsh environment were the razor-thin, explosive class tensions inside the vessel.

On the left side of the hold sat the self-righteous “Saints”—the Puritans.

Clinging tightly to their Bibles, trembling in the violent violent pitch, they vomited while softly praying and singing hymns, interpreting the storm as God’s righteous test and punishment for human sin.

On the right side huddled the London “Strangers”—the non-Puritan roughnecks forced onto the ship by the capitalists.

This collection of bankrupt carpenters, ex-mercenaries, and gamblers didn’t care a whit about God; under dim oil lamps, they swilled spirits, rolled dice, swore loudly, and openly mocked the Puritans on the left as “spineless cowards waiting to die.” Both sides looked at each other as if dealing with total fools, and the air was thick with the reek of gunpowder.

I.

Death of a Bully and “God’s Righteous Iron Fist” Beyond internal class hostility, relations between passengers and crew had plunged to absolute zero.

In the eyes of the veteran tars aboard the Mayflower, these “land lubbers”—bringing along women and infants while not even knowing how to haul a halyard—were nothing more than worthless, burdensome cargo.

One burly, over-energetic young sailor pushed this bullying behavior to absolute extremes.

Whenever this sailor moved between the deck and the hold, seeing the Puritans retching all over the floor from seasickness, he would burst into boisterous, arrogant laughter.

He spewed filth right in front of the Puritan women and children, even maliciously shouting: “Sing!

Keep singing your worthless hymns!

As soon as half of you dogs die off, I’ll personally haul your corpses and toss every single one into the sea to feed the sharks!

And when you’re gone, all those shabby clothes and shoes in your chests will be mine to sell for hard coin!” Faced with such blatant death threats, Puritan leader William Bradford could only suppress his rage, quietly admonishing the sailor to fear God—only to be met with even more rampant curses and spit.

Yet, the Atlantic never lacks dark humor.

Just a few days after this bully’s arrogant boasting reached its peak, the storm reached its absolute climax.

This very sailor—the physically strongest man aboard, who never suffered a day of seasickness—suddenly fell ill with a bizarre, acute malady without any warning.

In a matter of mere two days, the once-unconquerable bully writhed in agonizing convulsions and horrific screams before dying a agonizing death, his skin blackened and bleeding from every orifice.

The crew turned pale with fright.

Following maritime custom, they were forced to haul their comrade’s corpse and heave him overboard, making him the very first person on the ship thrown into the Atlantic to feed the fish.

Watching the corpse sink into the pitch-black foaming surge, Puritan elder William Bradford coolly penned a single line in his freezing journal: “It was the righteous hand of God upon a cursed wretch.” This unbelievable moment of “instant karma” stunned every single sailor on the ship on the spot.

From that day onward, not a single crewman dared utter a single insult to the Puritans’ faces.

II.

The Desperate Hour: The “Low-Tech” Jack that Saved America However, God’s iron fist did not stop there.

In late October 1620, the Mayflower faced the most fatal trial of life and death in its entire Atlantic crossing.

A monstrous hurricane struck the vessel.

Giant waves dozens of meters high smashed heavily onto the deck, accompanied by a sickening, bone-chilling CRACK—the Main Beam, the central wooden pillar supporting the entire ship’s structural frame, split wide open under the crushing weight of the water!

A fractured main beam meant total structural instability.

Under the violent twisting of the massive swell, the deck buckled severely, and seawater began pouring into the lower hold like a waterfall through the gaping fissure.

Captain Christopher Jones and his veteran crew froze in sheer terror.

A fractured main beam in the middle of the vast Atlantic was a definitive death sentence in 17th-century maritime history.

The captain was ready to abandon all repairs, resign to fate, and wait for death.

Just as panicked wailing filled the ship, a man named William Bradford among the Puritans had a sudden flash of inspiration, remembering an item buried at the very bottom of their cargo pile.

Before leaving Europe, these Leiden Puritans had scraped together every last penny to purchase a heavy iron screw jack, intending to use it to erect houses in the North American wilderness!

Down in the pitch-black, waterlogged, crumbling lower hold, a dramatic scene unfolded: The Puritan “Saints” and London “Strangers”—who had been cursing each other out as mortal enemies moments ago—completely set aside their prejudices for the very first time.

Soaked to the skin, standing knee-deep in freezing, filthy seawater, everyone gritted their teeth and heaved the heavy iron jack, wedging it precisely beneath the fractured main beam.

“One!

Two!

Turn!” The strongest of the rowdy Strangers and Puritan men, veins bulging on their foreheads, frantically turned the screw mechanism of the iron jack.

Accompanied by harsh mechanical grinding, the massive iron screw raised millimeter by millimeter, forcibly lifting the multi-ton, sagging broken timber right back into its original position!

Ship carpenters rushed forward, securing the beam firmly with thick wooden planks and iron spikes.

The thing that saved this “foundational ship of American civilization” was not a miracle, nor was it religious fervor—it was a piece of hardcore industrial hardware: a screw jack.

III.

Off-Course and the Ruffians’ “Anarchist Crisis” After 66 grueling, hellish days at sea, on November 11, 1620, a lookout finally screamed a phrase that brought tears to everyone’s eyes: “Land ho!” However, when Captain Jones pulled out his charts and sextant to calculate their position, an icy, fatal truth came to light: The Atlantic storms had blown them hundreds of miles north of their destination!

This desolate, freezing coastline before them (Cape Cod in modern-day Massachusetts) was not Virginia, where they had originally intended to go!

In this uncharted territory, the “Virginia Company Charter” they had purchased was nothing more than a worthless scrap of paper.

This land belonged to no English corporation, possessed no legal validity, and was governed by no authority whatsoever.

Smelling the sweet scent of total anarchy, the restless London “Stranger” ruffians threw off their disguises instantly.

A few leading troublemakers planted their boots right on the gunwale, spat into the sea, and began shouting arrogantly: “Hey!

You holy Puritans!

Wake up!

The King’s charter gives you authority over Virginia!

This is a wild wasteland—the King has no power here, and you chanting fools certainly don’t either!” “Once we hit land, I’ll claim whichever plot I want and rob whomever I want!

Nobody uses a scrap of paper to boss me around!” Crisis hung heavy over everyone’s head.

The Puritan leaders knew full well that nearly two-thirds of the 102 people aboard were undisciplined, rough-necked ruffians.

If a recognized order was not established immediately, these people would turn on each other in a bloody spectacle over food and building timber on their very first day stepping onto the freezing wilderness.

Before the Native Americans could even raise a hand, they would stage a Lord of the Flies-style massacre among themselves.

IV.

Compromise Under the Flickering Lamp and the Mayflower Compact To survive, Puritan leaders Brewster, Bradford, and John Carver summoned the ringleaders of the rebellious Strangers into the narrow, dim master’s cabin, which reeked of salted fish and rot.

Laid out on a rough wooden table was a single sheet of coarse parchment.

There was none of the lofty “democratic aura” later boasted about by historians—only raw compromise for survival and a naked struggle for power: The Puritans conceded: “We promise that after landing, we will establish a secular government and will never force any of you to adopt our faith.

You shall have secular freedom.” The Strangers compromised: “In return, you must guarantee not to treat us like slaves.

We will establish a unified rule of law, abide by the majority, or else every last one of us will starve or freeze to death on shore!” Under the flickering oil lamp, 41 adult men (both Puritan Saints and Stranger ruffians) stepped forward one by one, dipped their quills in ink, and signed their names on the document.

This document, which altered the course of human history, came to be known as the Mayflower Compact.

The content of the compact was brief, built upon two core principles: We covenant and combine ourselves together into a Civil Body Politic before God;We shall frame just and equal laws, unto which we promise all due submission and obedience.

Later American historians loved to dress this compact in the sacred, golden rays of “the cornerstone of modern democracy” and “the great practice of a bottom-up social contract.” Yet if you peel away that thick layer of divine hype, the historical truth is thoroughly down-to-earth: This document—hailed as the “cornerstone of American democracy”—was, in essence, merely a temporary cabin security and anti-riot agreement born out of the harsh reality that “if we don’t unite right now, we’re all going to die on shore.” And with the signing of this agreement, this bizarre crew of holy saints and scheming ruffians—shivering uncontrollably—finally set foot upon the freezing wilderness that would claim half of their lives before the winter was through…

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