The first time I went on a date with my male god, he ran away before we had even finished eating.
1# Desperate OP
Although I don’t know what happened… OP, don’t be sad! Maybe your male god had something urgent to take care of and had to leave before he could explain it to you!
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I can totally understand how OP feels. The last time I went on a date with my goddess, she made an excuse about having something to do and left before we’d even watched ten minutes of the movie. She left me all alone to sit through the rest of a romantic movie filled with public displays of affection.
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OP, shouldn’t you be contacting your male god to ask him what happened and get an explanation instead of coming to an anonymous relationship forum to make a post?!
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Other than an anonymous forum, I don’t know who else I can talk to about this.
I think my situation is a little different from yours. My male god definitely didn’t run away because he had something else to do. Beforehand, I repeatedly confirmed his schedule for today with my subordinates, and he really didn’t have anything else planned.
If I absolutely had to give a reason why my male god suddenly ran away, I think it might have been because… because I… I couldn’t hold myself back… and forcibly kissed him…
5# Desperate OP
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OP, weren’t you a little too aggressive???
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You kissed him on your very first date! And it wasn’t even a normal kiss, but a forced kiss! No wonder your male god ran away!
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Wait, am I the only one who thinks OP must be a really tough woman? If the guy wasn’t willing… just how much strength would it take to force a kiss on him?!
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Now that you mention it…
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I have a bold theory.
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I’m not a tough woman, because I’m a man myself…
My male god conducts research in the Medical Department. I suppose you could say I’m… a low-ranking employee at the Command Center. After all, I graduated from a military academy, so when it comes to physical strength, there’s no way he could possibly beat me.
12# Desperate OP
Why does OP sound so proud of himself???
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The Command Center? You mean the Combat Department…?
Stunned.jpg Commander Mack, there’s a gay guy in your department eyeing one of the handsome guys in our Medical Department!
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What?! Who’s setting their sights on the handsome guys and pretty girls in our Medical Department?! I’m so pissed off that I’m climbing into my little mecha!
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I don’t get it. Why is everyone so interested in the Medical Department? The pretty girls in our Arts and Performance Troupe are clearly the most numerous!
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Who wants to watch you people stomping around in mechas and dancing the yangko?!
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Hahahahahahahaha!
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I don’t know whether the Medical Department is the shining star of the military, but I’m ready to debate anyone who says otherwise! I’ve got my Level One Mecha Combat Certificate right here. Let’s see if I can’t beat you to a pulp!
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I don’t know whether the Medical Department is the shining star of the military, but there’s no doubt that my male god is the shining star of the Medical Department.
How can he be so good-looking?! He’s practically the cutest person in the entire universe! Whenever the operational plans give me a headache, I go to the Medical Department to see my male god and have him examine me. Just looking at him makes the whole world seem brighter!
My male god is so wonderful, and yet I’ve managed to scare him away.
20# Desperate OP
A researcher also doubles as a doctor?
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I think it’s a special privilege for people working at the Command Center. I know a few people who go to researchers for medical examinations. It’s much faster than waiting in line at the outpatient department.
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OP sounds like such a stalker…
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I’m really curious about how OP managed to scare his male god away. Did you just forcibly kiss him without saying a word?
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It’s a little complicated…
Yesterday, I finally managed to invite my male god over to my place for dinner. I thought he would refuse, but to my surprise, he actually agreed! I was so excited that I prepared a candlelit dinner, personally went out to pick a bottle of red wine, and carefully arranged the dining table at home…
Though, when I say home, I actually mean my dormitory. It’s a special benefit for unmarried male soldiers who are past a certain age. Everyone who graduated alongside me is already married, and my superiors can’t very well make new recruits share a room with me, so I ended up living alone in a suite.
But that’s not the point. The point is that I’d prepared everything, and then, while we were eating, I accidentally spilled red wine all over my male god. The entire glass went right onto him!
Come to think of it, this was a rare occasion when my male god wasn’t wearing his uniform or a white lab coat. He was dressed in an ordinary shirt and trousers, but he looked especially good! How could he possibly be so handsome?! And I’d actually spilled red wine all over him!!!
Fortunately, my male god didn’t get angry. He went to take a shower while I went to find some clean clothes for him. That was when I discovered that, because I was always working overtime, I’d practically moved into my office and made it my home. The only clothes I had in my dormitory were two brand-new uniforms that I hadn’t even taken out of their packaging…
25# Desperate OP
??? Wait, don’t tell me your male god ended up wearing your uniform! Just imagining that scene… wipes nosebleed.
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I think I understand why OP forcibly kissed him now. If it were me, I would’ve just gone all the way!
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OP, don’t lie to me! I’m also an unmarried man who’s past a certain age, and everyone who graduated with me is married, too! So why am I still crammed into a dormitory with a bunch of other people?!
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The bathroom was inside the bedroom. After leaving the clothes by the bathroom door, I went back to the living room to wait. Then one of my subordinates contacted me through my terminal, and, for some inexplicable reason, I ended up having to work overtime. I held a brief holographic meeting, and when it was over, I realized that my male god still hadn’t come out, so I pushed open the door and went inside to check.
I genuinely thought he would be changing his clothes in the bathroom… The bedroom door wasn’t even locked; it had only been left slightly ajar. Who would’ve thought he would be changing in the bedroom instead? And he’d only gotten halfway through changing!!!
Well… my clothes might have been a little too big for him… He was only wearing the innermost shirt, and he hadn’t even finished buttoning it up. He just looked at me with an utterly speechless expression and asked why I hadn’t knocked.
Normally, I should have backed out and closed the door behind me. But something must have gone wrong with my brain, because I couldn’t hold myself back. I forcibly kissed my male god…
My male god didn’t seem particularly willing at first. He tried to push me away, but I was stronger than him. After that, he stopped struggling, and he even cooperated…
29# Desperate OP
From the sound of it, your male god might have… been willing himself??
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If he was cooperating, then why did he run away?
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Sigh, every few days, the Relationship Forum gets another inexplicably explicit and violent post.
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I think OP definitely did more than just forcibly kiss his male god.
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Actually, if I’d only forcibly kissed him, he probably wouldn’t have run away, right? After all, my male god was cooperating. We kept kissing, and somehow, we ended up rolling onto the bed. I swear I didn’t do anything except kiss him, but then he actually started showing a reaction…
Don’t look so surprised… I was shocked, too! I was practically dumbfounded! At a time like that, my male god actually reacted. Didn’t that mean he could accept what I was doing and was even inviting me to go further…?
And then, something just snapped in my brain, and I went down on him.
Whenever I think about the utterly stunned look in my male god’s eyes at that moment, I feel like going back in time and beating my past self to death.
34# Desperate OP
………………………………………………..This question is beyond my level. Someone else take over.
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This is a life-or-death question… I don’t know the answer, either…………
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OP, let me tell you something. What you did wasn’t a forced kiss. It was molestation and sexual harassment. You’re going to end up in a military court for this. Smiles.
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OP, with the things you did, your male god would’ve been crazy not to run away!!!
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Enough! I’m going to report this to the commander! Someone has been sexually harassing one of the handsome guys in our Medical Department!!!! OP, how could you do something like that to our precious handsome guy?!
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I’m desperate, too…
The thing is, my male god didn’t push me away, and he never said I couldn’t do it. He just covered his eyes with the back of his hand and bit his lip, not making a single sound the entire time. Later, it even seemed like he was crying. I thought that meant he had agreed to it, but I only went to rinse my mouth, and when I came back, my male god had run away.
What exactly did he mean by that…?
Was he angry with me? Was he planning to sue me when he got back?
Or… could it be that my male god thought my technique wasn’t good enough???
40# Desperate OP
………………………………….I have absolutely nothing to say.
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???? OP, what kind of bizarre reaction is that?!
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At this point, OP, wouldn’t it be better to apologize to your male god and ask him directly what happened…?
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I know OP is in a terrible situation, but I seriously can’t hold back my laughter anymore. Hahahahahaha! What the hell do you mean your technique wasn’t good enough?! Does the Command Center know that there’s a lunatic commander like you in their ranks? Hahahaha! What kind of thought process is that?!
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Am I the only one who thinks that maybe… just maybe, the male god was simply embarrassed?
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I think everyone has made some very reasonable points. I’ve decided to apologize to my male god.
I sent him a video call invitation, but he rejected it. He was only willing to accept a voice call from me. After he answered, he remained silent the entire time, and the atmosphere was unbearably awkward. I had no idea what to say. Wouldn’t it be a little too abrupt to open the conversation by simply saying, “I’m sorry”?
I thought about it for a long time before remembering that my male god had left his clothes at my place. He’d left in such a hurry that he’d forgotten to take his own clothes with him. Perhaps starting with something trivial would be a good way to break the ice, so I said to my male god, “Your clothes are still at my pla—”
He abruptly and furiously terminated the call.
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What did I say wrong? He didn’t even give me a chance to apologize?!
66# Desperate OP
I think OP might actually be an idiot.
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Why are you beating around the bush when you want to apologize? Just say it directly!
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Good heavens, OP’s emotional intelligence is so painfully low that I can’t even bear to look at it…
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OP, are you stupid?! Whether your male god was embarrassed or angry, it was all because you suddenly did those kinds of things to him! He feels humiliated! The fact that he was willing to answer your call means there’s still room to salvage the situation. Just apologize to him!! Why bring up the clothes?! Do you want to remind him of what happened?!
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The person above has practically spoken my mind!
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OP might not have any emotional intelligence at all…
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So that’s what it was!!!
But he’s blocked me, so I have no way of contacting him anymore…
I’ll go and apologize to him in person tomorrow. Is there anything else I should pay special attention to? I’m afraid I’ll do something stupid again.
73# Desperate OP
Apart from apologizing, absolutely do not bring up anything else that might remind him of what happened.
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Be formal, and don’t say anything that could be misunderstood. Also, you must find a time when nobody is paying attention to apologize to him! Don’t let anyone else overhear what the two of you say!!!
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I honestly don’t know what to say anymore. All I can do is pray for OP…
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Even prayers won’t save someone with such low emotional intelligence.
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All right, I’ll keep that in mind. Thank you, everyone!
As it happens, there’s a joint meeting with the Medical Department tomorrow concerning the enlistment of new recruits. I’ll find an opportunity to apologize to him after the meeting, and that should take care of it.
78# Desperate OP
OP! If you give him a proper apology, there’s still hope for you!
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Ah, I feel a little embarrassed asking this, but I’m just a student who’s only ever happened to see mechas on patrol and soldiers on the streets. I’m a little curious… Why does the enlistment of new recruits require a joint meeting with the Medical Department?
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Physical examinations… and things like that?
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Why would they need to involve researchers in physical examinations?!
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Don’t you know about drug injection and bodily enhancement procedures…? Stunned.jgp I thought this was common knowledge.
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What the hell is that? It sounds terrifying…
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I went and looked it up. Apparently, everyone who joins the military has to undergo a series of physical modifications… But can’t these procedures be performed at any ordinary hospital? Why do they need researchers for this?
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Maybe they’re just attending the meeting in their capacity as senior officials. Hahahaha.
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After completing their physical examinations, all qualified candidates must undergo a series of lengthy modification procedures before they can officially enter the military system. These procedures are fundamentally different from the preliminary physical enhancement treatments commonly available to ordinary people outside the military.
Mechas test the overall capabilities of their operators. The more advanced a mecha is, the more difficult it becomes to operate. Sluggish reactions, physical exhaustion, or even the slightest unnecessary movement can lead to an accident. To ensure that their personnel can operate mechas as effectively as possible, the military has refined its internal enhancement procedures to an almost obsessive degree of perfection.
Ordinary soldiers have it relatively easy, and the process is fairly quick. However, compared with the enhancement procedures available to the general public, the military’s methods are much more complicated. Everyone’s body is different, so the Medical Department has to develop a customized plan for each individual. They also have to keep detailed records in case anyone experiences an adverse stress response during the procedure.
And honestly, the enhancement process for new recruits is genuinely painful. It hurt so much that I wanted to tear up my consent form right there and then! What’s more, Professor C, who presided over my enhancement procedure back then, was already seventy years old. His face was covered in wrinkles, and he was bald on top of that… I’m so jealous of the new recruits enlisting this time! They have my male god presiding over their procedures. Their pain will be reduced by half just by having him there!!!
87# Desperate OP
…The researchers participating in the enhancement procedures are covered from head to toe, with only their eyes exposed. OP, what exactly are you getting so excited about?
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So it’s really that difficult? I have even more respect now for all the handsome soldiers, both men and women, who patrol the streets. qwq
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And this is only the first enhancement procedure. As their military ranks increase, the level of the mechas they’re allowed to pilot becomes higher and higher, and their operating systems grow increasingly complicated. There are still plenty more procedures they’ll have to undergo…
We’re in the middle of the meeting, and my male god is sitting directly across from me! Ah! He’s so handsome!!!
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…Be careful not to get distracted during the meeting. Your superior might give you a beating, you know.
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I’m at the meeting, too??? But there are several hundred people here… Which one of them is OP…?
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I think OP is just making things up as he goes along… The Medical Department is clearly facing the flower bed beneath the main podium, not sitting directly opposite it… OP, are you some kind of flower fairy??
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Hahahaha, a flower fairy!
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I think the enhancement procedures sound a little painful, but the fact that unmarried men get their own housing is incredible!!! With my salary, I couldn’t possibly afford to buy a house on my home planet. qaq Maybe I’ll have no choice but to be banished to Pluto.
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That’s just something OP made up… Don’t believe him…
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I have a friend who’s almost forty, and he still has to squeeze into a shared dormitory.
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An unmarried guy here speaking from personal experience. I’m already approaching thirty, and I’m still crammed into a shared dormitory.
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He was bluffing! You people actually believe him…
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My boyfriend works in that department, so I asked him about it. Apparently, housing really is assigned… But unmarried officers above the rank of non-commissioned officer only get small single rooms. OP said he lives in a suite… with a living room, a bedroom, and a separate bathroom…
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A quartermaster here, speaking from personal experience: Officers above the rank of non-commissioned officer can submit an application for single accommodation, but the approval process is extremely difficult.
Here’s the important part: Only officers of general rank and above are assigned suites.
So either OP isn’t making things up and trying to fool everyone, or… he must be a high-ranking officer, at least a brigadier general or above.
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??????? This is getting even more confusing.
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So even high-ranking generals can be this adorably clueless and lovesick? I’m genuinely worried…
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Come to think of it, the flower bed directly facing the Medical Department is beneath the main podium… Could OP actually be sitting on the podium itself??
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