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Chapter 2: Uncle Jiu’s Business Deal, with a Zombie Handsome Young Man?

I Can Impersonate Big Shots Across the Myriad Realms

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Uncle Jiu was startled too!

Ordinary zombies bounced along, as if they had springs attached to the soles of their feet.

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“Evil fiend, prepare to die!”

“This daoist will destroy you!”

The next moment!

They brought out the Peachwood Sword, Corpse-Suppressing Yellow Talisman, Ink-Line Thread, Glutinous Rice, Bagua Mirror, and all their Family Discipline Magical Treasures!

Lin Feng became a trapped beast. Frustration showed on his face. He had thought that coming to this world would let him make a name for himself.

But things had not gone as planned!

“Master, we’ve eliminated another threat to the people!” his disciples Wencai and Qiusheng flattered him.

“Mm! Take it back to the Funeral Residence and burn it!” Uncle Jiu said calmly!

“Burn it!?”

Lin Feng panicked as soon as he heard that. He pulled a face and remove the fetus from his forehead: “Uncle Jiu, I’m a living person! I only came because I received your wish order!”

Everyone jumped in surprise!

This was the most incredible Zombie they had ever seen. It could speak!

It had come out in broad daylight, feared neither Yellow Talismans nor Glutinous Rice, and remained completely unaffected by their Magical Treasures!?

Could this fellow’s cultivation be... far above their own!?

Uncle Jiu instinctively touched the Coin Sword at his waist. It was a mountain-protecting treasure passed down by the Patriarch!

“Master, it can speak! Could it really be human? We should question it first. We can’t kill an innocent person.”

The delicate voice belonged to the pure, charming Ren Tingting, whose face held a hint of youthful allure!

She had observed Lin Feng in secret. Apart from his Zombie attire and slightly long fingernails, the most striking thing was his handsome face!

He was much more handsome than Wencai. She had spent several years Studying Abroad and met many handsome young men, but none could compare with Lin Feng!

Moreover, Lin Feng’s attire gave him an oddly demonic yet handsome appearance in her eyes!

Ren Tingting clasped her fingers and looked timidly at Lin Feng. “What’s your name, handsome Zombie?”

“My name is Lin Feng.”

“Tingting, don’t let appearances deceive you. Let master open his Heavenly Eye and see what he is!”

Uncle Jiu took out two leaves and rubbed them over his eyes. Blue light shone from them as he examined Lin Feng from head to toe!

“He’s actually not a thing!” Uncle Jiu exclaimed, retreating again and again in shock.

“Not a thing? Then what is he?”

Wencai, Qiusheng, and Ren Tingting were all baffled!

However, at that moment, another strange change occurred!

In the woods not far away!

A figure dressed like Lin Feng came bouncing out!

In an instant, the sky grew dark, and thick clouds gathered!

The huge fellow threw back his head and shrieked, drawing wisps of the Essence of the Sun and Moon into his body!

Then, with a sweeping strike capable of devastating an army, he uprooted all the nearby trees!

This aura was extraordinarily terrifying!

“He can control the changes of heaven and earth. This is... the Drought Demon!”

Uncle Jiu was shocked. They rarely got a Business Deal, yet two had appeared at once!

“Master, which one are we capturing?” timid Wencai hid behind Uncle Jiu.

“Don’t panic.” Uncle Jiu steadied himself.

Before anyone could react, the Drought Demon made a huge sideways leap and landed in front of them.

“Younger Brother, did this old geezer bully you? I’ve only just come out of seclusion, so I might as well meddle in this matter!” The Drought Demon looked at Lin Feng and spoke too!

“Oh, come on!”

Lin Feng rolled his eyes. The Drought Demon’s breath reeked so badly that it nearly knocked him unconscious!

“System, this fellow is a scourge to all living beings. I don’t want to become the true villain! I remember that transmigrators get a big gift pack. Where’s mine!?”

“Of course there is.”

Lin Feng hurriedly said, “Open it!”

“Ding! Opening the luxurious beginner gift pack!”

“Ding! Congratulations, Host! You have obtained the complete ultimate Maoshan daoist manual and a Cheat Magic Tool from this world! Duration: fifteen minutes!”

“Beep-beep! You have obtained one Super Corpse-Suppressing Talisman!”

“Beep-beep! You have obtained one Super peachwood sword!”

“Notice: The Drought Demon has already absorbed the essence of the sun and moon. With the Host’s current strength, you can only break through its magical power and suppress it!”

Lin Feng looked at the two precious treasures in the System Space, threw back his head, and laughed with boundless confidence!

Even if I’m going to be a villain, I’ll be the most incredible one of all!

A great battle had broken out. Uncle Jiu fought with the Coin Sword in hand. Although his cultivation was profound, he was losing ground!

At that moment!

Ren Tingting grabbed Lin Feng’s large hand. “Handsome zombie, run! Master is holding it back. Let’s get away!”

“Run!? I came to this world and became a villain, but Uncle Jiu is a Senior I deeply admire. How could I abandon him!?”

The next second!

Lin Feng’s aura soared without limit. Bathed in the radiance of the sun and moon, he seemed like a celestial dragon steed!

He held the Peachwood Sword in his right hand and the Yellow Talisman in his left, fixing his gaze on the Drought Demon Corpse Ancestor!

At once.

He leaped into the air and pointed his sword at the Drought Demon!

The sword light transformed into a lightning storm. Under Ren Tingting’s astonished gaze—

The Peachwood Sword pierced the Drought Demon’s vital point like a streak of brilliant light!

Splurt!

The Drought Demon Ancestor possessed an indestructible body and the Sun-and-Moon Barrier, yet it suddenly lost all Combat Power. Explosive buzzing and trembling erupted from all 365 of its Acupoints!

Lin Feng flashed a carefree smile!

Amid everyone’s bewildered and stunned expressions—

he pasted the corpse-suppressing talisman between the Drought Demon’s brows!

“Suppression!”

In an instant!

The Drought Demon ancestor became like a lifeless object and fell into silence!

“Good heavens!” Wencai exclaimed. “That Drought Demon was so powerful that even Master struggled against it, yet he... settled it with one sword and one talisman!?”

“Ah!”

Ren Tingting let out a scream as well.

“His move just now was so handsome!”

Gazing at Lin Feng’s elegant and imposing figure, her eyes had already filled with admiration and infatuation. She had Secretly Given Her Heart to him.

..

Uncle Jiu and Qiusheng were equally stunned!

They had fought the Drought Demon the whole time, using every possession they had, yet their attacks barely scratched it. But Lin Feng...

had made the powerful Drought Demon defenseless!

This man was a reclusive expert!

Uncle Jiu clasped his fists and said with great dignity, “I never would have thought that Fellow Daoist Lin disguised himself as a Zombie to lure out this Drought Demon. You have earned our deepest admiration.”

“Uncle Jiu, I admire you. I’m your fan,” Lin Feng said excitedly!

“Admire me? You’re my fan? Fellow daoist, you misspoke. You mean rice noodles.”

“Uh... either way works. Should we seal the Drought Demon in a mountain cave, or...?”

“Let’s take it back to the funeral residence. If we seal this thing away, what if some animal knocks off the talisman one day? It could harm the human world again. It’s safer to keep it under special guard at the funeral residence!” Uncle Jiu said after thinking for a moment.

“Good!”

Then everyone happily carried the Drought Demon’s Corpse back to the Funeral Residence.

..

“Ding! The impostor mission is complete. Host, prepare to return to the main world. Ten, nine, eight...!”

After returning to the Funeral Residence, Lin Feng remained immersed in joy and prepared how to phrase his request to become Uncle Jiu’s disciple. Then his body disappeared!

“Lin Feng, I prepared some clothes for you...”

Ren Tingting entered the empty room, but Lin Feng was nowhere to be seen!

A tremendous sense of loss spread through her heart...

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