However, this kiss!
It was like a magnet, drawing their lips together.
That feeling...
Silky, delicate, smooth...
At that moment.
The Buddhist Dao Jade Plaque at Lin Feng's waist manifested a message in his mind.
Heavenly Sha State: One of the Five Decays; destined for romantic entanglements, yet doomed to a lifetime of loneliness... under threat of death...
Resolution: When the one you love endures the seven tribulations and shares the Joys of Human Intimacy with them, it can be resolved!
Lin Feng froze!
He never expected the Buddhist Dao Jade Plaque, which had been useless against everyone, to display this prompt after Xie Ruoxin kissed him.
Could it be that only meeting someone who stirred her heart could resolve Xie Ruoxin's lifelong loneliness? And would he have to share Intimate Relations with her as well?
Since that was the case, then he, Lin Feng...
Was he the only one who could throw himself into the sea of fire and take care of his ex-wife?
He could not let anyone else take advantage!
“Hehe, Ruoxin, we're divorced, yet you molested me without my permission... Is that appropriate? Your kissing technique is a little inexperienced.” Lin Feng spoke with a wicked grin.
“Ah!”
Xie Ruoxin pulled away from his lips, her face flushed with embarrassment.
When she kissed Lin Feng, she briefly lost herself. It was as if their kiss had revealed a scene of everlasting love...
How could such an image have appeared? This was so embarrassing!
Then she composed herself and said, “Lin Feng, from now on, we owe each other nothing. I greatly admire your medical skills, but I detest the Low-Class methods you use. Let's leave it at that!”
Lin Feng was dumbfounded. When had he ever used Low-Class methods?
“Ruoxin, I have something important to tell you. You have an ominous sign, and only I can resolve it. I can help you overcome the Seven Tribulations, then share the Joys of Human Intimacy with you. That way, you'll be safe!” Lin Feng said.
“An ominous sign? The Joys of Human Intimacy!?”
Xie Ruoxin was stunned, then turned embarrassed and furious. “You wretched Lin Feng! After spending three years at the Xie Family, how did I fail to see that you were a shameless scoundrel? You took advantage of the situation to grope me, and now you want to do that as well? You have no shame!”
“Hmm?”
Lin Feng was taken aback, his face helpless. “Fine, I'm shameless, but I still have to say—”
“Shut your mouth! You're the ominous sign!”
“It really is an ominous sign—a catastrophic one. Believe me.” Lin Feng tried to reason with her.
“Tsk, tsk, tsk, you've gotten as far as talking about underwear. That kiss was convincing, wasn't it, Older Sister? Tell me what kissing feels like!”
“Um... hehehe, since you've finished kissing, could I say something?”
Lin Feng and Xie Ruoxin were both stunned and looked toward the voice.
They happened to meet Elder Luo's honest, kindly expression and Xie Ruoxue's mischievous look.
The two of them seemed to have been standing there for a little while.
Xie Ruoxin felt too ashamed to face anyone. Covering her face in embarrassment and fury, she ran away.
“Handsome Former Brother-in-Law, you drove my Older Sister away, but when will you repay the two hundred thousand you owe me?” Xie Ruoxue placed one hand on her slender waist and extended the other with the air of a creditor.
Elder Luo rubbed his hands awkwardly. “Senior Lin Feng, could you accept me as your disciple? I want to become your apprentice.”
“Ding!”
“Notice to Host: 《Movie World》 Plane has received a Wish Order and requires a protagonist. Please depart at once. Turn right two hundred meters after exiting the gate to begin Plane Teleportation!”
“An order!”
Lin Feng was overjoyed. Nothing mattered more than an Order; only by becoming stronger could he help Xie Ruoxin resolve the Seven Tribulations!
The next second, he ran straight toward the gate!
“Master, where are you going? You have to accept me as your disciple! Please?!”
“I'm not someone who accepts disciples easily. Be my underling for now...”
“Hey, hey, Former Brother-in-Law, what about me? When will you give me the two hundred thousand you owe me?” Xie Ruoxue shouted angrily.
“Just wait!”
..
Upon reaching the designated deserted corner, Lin Feng said, “System, begin plane teleportation!”
The next second, a white light carried him away.
“Damn, I just had myself checked for mental illness. The doctor said I was under too much mental stress and needed to release it!” A patient out for a walk stared in horror at the place where Lin Feng had vanished, his face blank.
“Doctor, doctor, I really am mentally ill...”
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