Xie Zhengxing froze.
“!”
She was completely dumbfounded.
Wait.
She had not even figured out what she should do to keep the new Big Boss around, and she had already lost one of her old Big Bosses?
She had to know that Luck Can’t Save the Unlucky, Spending Won’t Change Fate had been the pillar supporting her livestream rewards these past few days!
Meanwhile, the chat exploded once again.
【Riding Grandma Across the Galaxy: Hahaha! Did Boss Ha get caught by his partner while watching a female Streamer?】
【Eaves: Boss Ha needed closed training? I thought only Federal soldiers had to do that.】
【Three Seconds for You: Wuwuwu, big brother is so mean. I thought he was seriously training, but it turned out he was secretly watching a female Streamer behind my back.】
【Awake at 3 A.M.: Poor kid. Lighting a candle for Boss Ha in silence… Fortunately, our Xingxing isn’t a suggestive Streamer. Otherwise Boss Ha would definitely be sleeping on the floor when he got home…】
【*: I’m not his partner.】
【Who Do You Think You Are: Whoever you are, do you realize Boss Ha is the Streamer’s Top Supporter? You chased him away, so you owe our Streamer another Top Supporter.】
The entire livestream chat burst into laughter.
People who lived for entertainment would always live for entertainment. Even when the joke was on one of their own Big Bosses, they felt not the slightest bit guilty.
After all…
Watching drama was always better when it got bigger.
As for these higher-dimensional beings—
Entertainment above all else!
【*: Sorry, I’m very busy. I have to go.】
【Eaves: Look toward the woodshed.】
【Three Seconds for You: Chu Moyun is out!】
【Sea of Hatred, Love is My Heaven: Such a shame, he put his clothes back on… But honestly, that face is ridiculously handsome! Long black hair, cold and arrogant, the perfect icy beauty. Let me lick, lick, lick!!!】
【Exotic Beast Enthusiast: Does Chu Moyun have a Spirit Beast?】
Xie Zhengxing no longer had time to mourn the departure of her Big Boss.
She immediately turned toward the woodshed.
Chu Moyun had indeed awakened.
He stood in the doorway wearing a luxurious white brocade robe embroidered with golden auspicious clouds. A jade belt cinched his slender waist, accentuating his tall figure. Hanging at his side was an ice-blue longsword engraved with silver patterns, making him appear noble and completely unapproachable.
The Servant Disciples automatically parted to either side, gazing at him with admiration sparkling in their eyes.
“Who cured the aphrodisiac poison for me last night?” he asked in a deep, magnetic voice.
“Ahhhh!!! His voice is amazing! It’s so captivating!”
“It was me! It was me!”
“Senior Brother Chu! I cured you! I did!”
The Servant Disciples completely lost their minds.
They forgot all about their chores. Brooms and rags were tossed aside as they rushed toward Chu Moyun, each one eagerly claiming the credit.
Chu Moyun frowned as he examined them one by one.
This one’s height didn’t match.
This one’s hair length was wrong.
This one… no, this was a man.
His handsome face remained expressionless as his gaze swept across the crowd.
Outside the gathering, Xie Zhengxing deliberately lowered her voice, imitating Chu Moyun’s tone.
“Never let your husband smell a certain scent on your body…”
【Eaves: Pfft!!】
【Three Seconds for You: …Streamer, what kind of cursed performance are you putting on?】
【Riding Grandma Across the Galaxy: If it’s a motorcycle, ride it. If it’s phlegm, swallow it.】
【Who Do You Think You Are: My ears just miscarried.】
【Exotic Beast Enthusiast: That’s a great imitation. I recommend permanently muting it.】
【Awake at 3 A.M.: Xingxing… I-I really can’t praise this one. Sorry… QAQ.】
【I’m a Sucker for Tragic Romance: Ohohohoho!!! The love triangle I’ve been waiting for is here! The male lead is coming! He’s walking toward the Streamer!】
Hearing that, Xie Zhengxing turned her head.
Her face instantly twisted in horror.
She wished she could gouge out her own eyes.
Chu Moyun was striding toward her with his legs spread awkwardly, walking in an extremely bizarre posture.
Help.
Her eyes had been violated.
The disgust and speechless disbelief on Xie Zhengxing’s face were so obvious that Chu Moyun involuntarily paused.
The handsome ice-cold face immediately darkened.
His ears flushed bright red.
With a flick of his sleeve, his natal sword instantly enlarged after landing on the ground.
Stepping onto it, he regained his usual elegance and dignity before riding the sword through the air and landing gracefully in front of Xie Zhengxing.
Looking down at her from above, Chu Moyun scrutinized her carefully.
The figure matched.
Long black hair. Correct.
The voice. Correct.
The gender… also correct.
Xie Zhengxing blinked.
“What?”
Chu Moyun asked, “Last night… were you the one who cured my poison?”
The corner of Xie Zhengxing’s mouth twitched.
“No. It was the loofah sponge…”
The livestream chat immediately added its own testimony.
【Three Seconds for You: I can testify. It really was the loofah sponge.】
【Awake at 3 A.M.: Xingxing is too clever. I don’t think I’ll ever stop laughing whenever I see the words ‘loofah sponge.’】
【Who Do You Think You Are: Hahahahahaha!】
【Eaves: Hahahahaha!! Help! The loofah sponge joke is killing me.】
【Exotic Beast Enthusiast: He looks pretty important. So… does he have a Spirit Beast or not?】
【Riding Grandma Across the Galaxy: Beast Bro, you’re really persistent.】
Chu Moyun said coldly,
“I will take you as my Concubine.”
Xie Zhengxing nearly jumped out of her skin.
“Huh?!?!”
She frantically waved both hands as though trying to ward off some terrifying monster.
“It wasn’t me! Really, it wasn’t me! It was the loofah sponge in the woodshed! If you don’t believe me, go back and look! You’ll definitely still find that battered loofah sponge lying there like a rag doll that got thoroughly ravaged…”
Chu Moyun interrupted her with a frown.
“Stop pretending.”
Playing hard to get had its limits.
Once the objective had been achieved, continuing to act coy would only become excessive and annoying.
The servant girl standing before him still bore finger marks around her neck.
Faint kiss marks remained scattered across the hollow of her throat.
Those were clearly his doing.
As for this so-called “loofah sponge”…
What kind of ridiculous nonsense was that?
“In three days, I will send someone to bring you to the Main Peak.”
Having said that, Chu Moyun coolly rode away on his flying sword.
Throughout the Servants’ Courtyard, twenty or thirty men and women stared at Xie Zhengxing with eyes full of envy, jealousy, and resentment.
Every single one of them wished they could take her place.
Xie Zhengxing was completely numb.
The livestream chat had exploded as well.
The sudden twist was simply too outrageous.
Even after Xie Zhengxing left the Servants’ Courtyard with a blank expression and returned to her room, the comments continued pouring in.
【Awake at 3 A.M.: Help!!! Who would want to marry that murderous creep who forces himself on people?! Taking our Xingxing away! We’re not interested! Absolutely not!!!】
【I’m a Sucker for Tragic Romance: If she died, she’d become the cold male lead’s unforgettable first love. If she survived, she’d become his Concubine. Streamer, your only role is to add another brick to the tragic romance between the male lead and the Female Lead… This world’s main storyline smells so good. I definitely picked the right livestream to watch~~~】
From time to time, new viewers entered the stream and asked what had happened.
Veteran viewers such as Awake at 3 A.M. patiently typed out everything that had happened over the past two days.
As a result, the flood of laughing comments only became even greater.
【Three Seconds for You: Looking forward to the Streamer’s wedding~】
【Boar Charge: Hahahahahaha!!】
【Your Strong One Has Arrived: I can’t take it anymore! I regret not finding this livestream sooner!!】
【Eaves: Looking forward to the Streamer’s wedding~】
【Even Dogs Get Kicked While Passing By: This stream is pure comedy! Hahahaha! Can the Streamer still save herself?】
“Hahahahahaha! Great! Hahahahaha!! This ridiculous forced-love plot twist is absolutely amazing! Hahahahahaha!!! This early-death cannon fodder character of mine actually made it onto the table and became one of the male lead’s harem members! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!”
Xie Zhengxing threw back her head and laughed maniacally.
Then she suddenly stopped.
She delicately raised an orchid finger and struck an exaggerated pose of tearful endurance toward the invisible audience.
In a voice dripping with melodramatic sorrow, as though every word had been soaked in blood and tears, she declared,
“I~ am willing~ to marry~ that lunatic husband~ even if~ I’m only~ a Concubine~~~”
【Eaves: The Streamer has gone crazy.】
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