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Chapter 18: Even if it's a god I'll kill it for you to eat!

I Opened a Restaurant in the World of Honkai

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Zhao Bai asked a few more questions, and Project Bunny responded fluently.

“Will you report what you see tonight truthfully?” “I will.” “If I hope you can keep a secret, will you keep it for me?” Project Bunny was silent for a long time, as if lost in thought.

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Zhao Bai rephrased the question: “If this secret being exposed puts me at risk of death, in other words, if I am about to face death, what would Project Bunny do?” “Project Bunny would do everything possible to protect your life.” “What if that cost meant not exposing the secret?” Another long silence followed.

Project Bunny was performing a more complex calculation.

Next, it would depend on Bronya, which was prioritized higher: Zhao Bai’s life or the truth of the matter.

“Come on.” Zhao Bai murmured to himself, “Don’t let me down, Bronya, you’re an angel.

Don’t do anything that disregards others’ lives.” Sure enough, Bronya did not disappoint him.

Project Bunny loaded and played, and Bronya, with an indifferent expression, said, “If that’s the case, Project Bunny would do everything possible to protect your life.” “You must treat Bronya to salmon roe sausage.” With a change of topic, Zhao Bai nodded happily after hearing this, no longer hesitating.

He took out the Path to Acheron and walked to the open space where the Titan was stored; its position had shifted slightly since yesterday.

This was normal; Tesla wasn’t an idiot.

The massive figure appeared, and Scythe struck the mech.

The armor gleamed like a mirror, completely unharmed.

First, the mech had to be moved out of this dangerous place.

But it couldn’t alert the students on campus.

For this, Zhao Bai was well-prepared.

He had brought three cans of spray paint with him, ready to give the Titan a live paint job.

In half a month, it would be Arbor Day, and he planned to do an Arbor Day-themed paint job.

The three cans of spray paint were dark green, grass green, and fluorescent green.

Zhao Bai shook the spray paint cans and, while the Titan was still inactive, used fluorescent green as the base coat, sprayed the weapon systems with grass green, and finally wrote five big characters in dark green on the Titan’s body.

Happy Arbor Day.

With this coloring, the Titan’s original imposing aura instantly vanished, transforming it into the mascot for Arbor Day.

Green, it was just too green.

The chef naturally disliked the pungent smell of chemicals and covered his nose.

Project Bunny immediately activated the electronic force field, sensing a threat, and the Titan’s eye lights suddenly turned on.

“What exactly do you want to do?” He heard Dr.

Tesla’s roar in his ear.

But there was no time to worry about that; the Titan’s automatic defense system activated, and its massive body slowly rose, running with surprising agility that belied its size.

Zhao Bai signaled, and Project Bunny 19C took off right after.

Project Bunny used its anti-gravity system to suspend Zhao Bai, and he took off as well.

Following the pre-set path, they crashed through the warehouse doors and sprinted onto the campus path, with the Arbor Day-themed Titan following closely behind, almost grabbing Zhao Bai’s feet several times.

Each time, his heart nearly leaped out of his chest.

The dull thud echoed along the campus path, the sound of the Titan’s footsteps hitting the ground, like thunder in a clear sky, so conspicuous in the quiet night.

Along the way, all the dark windows lit up simultaneously.

“What happened?” “It seems like it’s thundering outside?” “Look, there’s a glowing green giant robot running outside!” “Isn’t that Project Bunny from Bronya?” “…” Surprised voices rose and fell, but no one thought about the invasion of the campus.

How could a fluorescent Titan in its freshman year, with “Happy Arbor Day” written on it, possibly be a means of invasion?

It looked like a festive celebration; how could the enemy invade in such an obvious way?

However, the Titan and Project Bunny 19C resembled a couple running under the sunset.

I wonder if the literature club at Saint Freya Academy will one day circulate a quirky cyberpunk story about robots X robots?

The most furious person, of course, was Dr.

Tesla.

She had no idea what was happening.

When she came to her senses, her Titan had already been dyed a strange color, and before she could say a word, they had dashed out.

Dumbfounded, she even forgot to recall the Titan.

After circling the campus twice, all the lights were lit, and the campus police were alerted.

Even if Theresa was foolish, she would receive a relevant notice by tomorrow morning.

Mission accomplished.

He was leading the Titan towards a secluded part of the campus forest, by an unnamed lakeside.

Next was the main act.

Zhao Bai chose a green that clashed the most with metal, hypnotizing himself along the way, trying to see this Titan as a bundle of walking winter greens, but he failed several times.

So close to success, Zhao Bai no longer saw the Titan, only a mass of running green.

His mood had never been so calm.

“Just one step away, Project Bunny.” He said, and the Project Bunny, which had been flying at full power, suddenly halted, slowly descending to the ground with Zhao Bai.

The galloping Titan was several body lengths ahead, desperately chasing from behind, about to reach Zhao Bai and crush him into a pulp.

Zhao Bai didn’t look at the Titan but turned to Project Bunny beside him.

“Say ‘I want to eat greens’ three times.” Project Bunny responded, “This phrase is not in the database, unable to answer at this time.” “Then use a meme, splice together the audio tracks that the computer is good at, and piece together this sentence.

Otherwise, I won’t be able to resolve today’s crisis, and my life will end at this moment.” The Titan was getting closer, its heavy footsteps like the drums of a war god, pounding in his chest.

Zhao Bai’s heart raced faster, but Project Bunny fell into silence.

Faster, faster.

Zhao Bai’s face turned red, internally screaming on the verge of collapse, yet his expression remained calm.

When the Titan was only five steps away from him, when the rolling waves of steam were about to scald Zhao Bai, Project Bunny’s progress bar finally finished, and Bronya uttered that strange phrase.

“I want to eat greens.” “The guest’s request is my relentless pursuit.” Draw the knife, slash diagonally, four-direction cut.

The deep blue blade light flowed quietly like water, freely flowing across the wetland by the lakeside.

The moment Zhao Bai spoke that sentence, he pressed down with his right hand, drawing Path to Acheron from subspace, the deep blue long knife in hand, emitting a dazzling light.

Zhao Bai’s gaze was calm; to him, the Titan had completely transformed into a walking vegetable.

“As long as it’s what the guest wants, even if it’s a god, I will kill it for you to eat.”

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