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Chapter 12: A Sentinel in a Pot

I, the Hero Married the Demon Lord

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The schedule appeared on the kitchen wall on a Monday.

It was a large sheet of paper, ruled into columns with a ruler Noctavia had found in a drawer and clearly never intended to return. Our four names ran across the top.

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Under Toby's: Feed hens (supervised). Wash hands (supervised). Do not teach the hens words.

Under Clara's: Rest. One hour. Mandatory.

Under Noctavia's, just one word: Tomato.

And along the bottom, in a row all by itself: Kitchen. After dark. E + N. Purpose: logistics.

Toby had added a heart in red crayon.

Clara read it from the doorway. "Why is there a heart?"

"It's a filing mark," said Noctavia.

"It's a heart."

"It's a filing mark in the shape of a heart."

"I did it," said Toby proudly.

"I tried to erase it," Noctavia said, to the wall. "It's crayon. It doesn't come off."

I looked at the bottom row and didn't say anything. I didn't have to. Logistics means I'd like to see you every day, on purpose. I wrote it in the dictionary before breakfast.

"And I don't need a mandatory hour," said Clara.

"It's on the schedule."

"I'm not tired."

"You fell asleep standing up yesterday," said Noctavia. "Against the doorframe. With a broom."

Clara opened her mouth. Closed it. Sat down at the table with the look of a woman who has lost a battle to a piece of paper.

That was Monday. On Tuesday morning, I came outside to feed the hens and found my wife crouched at the garden fence, perfectly silent.

Her tail was flat against the grass. Her fingers hovered over the soft earth, not touching it.

"Noctavia?"

"Don't step there."

I stopped. Then I saw them.

Boot prints. Clear and deep, pressed into the wet ground. I counted four different sets, one with a heel worn down on the left side. Four people had walked the whole fence line in single file, one behind the other, in a slow circle around the garden. Then, at the north corner, all four had stopped and stood side by side, facing the house. The grass there was pressed flat, as if they had stood for a long time. After that, the prints led away up the path toward the northern ridge.

Four. I had heard that number once before, from a general standing in my garden, and I had forgotten it almost at once.

"They didn't touch the tomato," said Noctavia.

I looked. The little plant stood tall in the middle of its patch, tied loosely to its stake. The prints came within three strides of it, and then curved carefully away.

"They walked around it," she said, and her voice was very quiet. "They stepped around it. Whoever they are, they were careful."

"Careful of a tomato?"

"Careful of everything, Elise. That's what's wrong with it." She stood up slowly. "They walked the whole fence, one step at a time. Like they were counting."

I thought of a tall man in a dark coat, looking at our windows.

"I'm telling you," said Noctavia, without looking at me. "Right now. Before breakfast. It's on the schedule."

"It isn't on the schedule."

"It is now."

I took her hand. She let me, which told me exactly how worried she was.

A step sounded behind us. Clara had come out, still in her new gray coat, with her hair undone. She stood at the edge of the garden, looked at the prints, and went completely white.

"How many?" she asked.

"Four," said Noctavia.

"Which way were they facing?"

Noctavia turned her head. It was a strange question, and I could see her filing it away.

"Toward the house. They stood at the north corner and stared at it for a long time."

"All four?"

"All four. Why?"

Clara's hands closed into fists inside the long sleeves.

"No reason," she said, and went back inside.

Neither of us stopped her. Not yet, I thought, and I let it be.

Noctavia didn't say much for the rest of the morning. I made her tea. She held it without drinking. At noon, she announced that she was "going to the shed," and I knew by her shoulders that something was about to happen.

I followed her. I'm not a saint, and I'm not stupid.

She was standing in front of the workbench with a big clay pot, a bag of soil, and a very small seed in her palm. It was dark purple, and it glowed faintly.

"Is that—"

"It's the one from the first tomato," she said. "It survived. It was in my apron pocket."

"Noctavia."

"I know what you're going to say."

"You said no magic."

"I said no magic on the tomato. This is a different plant." She set the seed down in the pot. "And before you start, I know exactly what will happen this time. Last time I didn't. Last time I made a mistake. This time I'm doing it on purpose."

"Is that worse?"

"Probably."

I leaned against the doorframe. She glanced up, annoyed.

"I'm not going to burn anything. I'm not going to fight anyone." Her voice dropped. "But I won't sit in that kitchen every night, listening for footsteps, and doing nothing. I used to be a person who handled things. I'm trying to be someone who waits. I'm trying." She looked down at her hands. "But I need something to do while I wait."

"Okay," I said.

"...Okay?"

"Okay. Show me."

She breathed out. Then she knelt, put both hands over the pot, and I felt the air go thick and warm.

It didn't explode this time. It grew slowly, patiently, like something being drawn out of a dream.

A stem rose from the soil, thick as my wrist, and curled upward. Leaves unfolded around it in two neat rows. Then, at the top, a round green bulb swelled and swelled, until it was the size of a melon, with a seam running down the middle, and soft, jagged edges like a pair of folded lips. Inside, where the seam parted, a faint violet light glowed.

It stopped growing.

It opened, just a crack. Closed. Opened again.

It did not have eyes. But it turned toward her.

"Hello," said Noctavia, to the plant, and she sounded very young.

It leaned forward and pressed its smooth green top against her palm. There was a tiny, soft click, like a clock settling.

"It's alive," I whispered.

"Obviously it's alive. I made it alive." She was fighting a smile and losing. "It has a mind. A small one. It can't speak, and it can't leave the pot, and it will never be larger than that stool. And it only knows one thing: who I've introduced it to. Everyone I tell it about is family. Everyone else is a stranger." She hesitated. "It bites strangers."

"It can tell a stranger from an enemy?"

"No. It only knows who's new. It can't tell me what they want, or how many there are, or whether they're dangerous. It only points." She scowled. "We still have to go and look ourselves."

"So it's a doorbell that bites."

"It is not a doorbell."

"What do we call it?"

"It doesn't have a name. It's a sentinel."

"A sentinel with a very cute face."

"It doesn't have a face!"

Click, said the plant.

"Toby will name it," I said.

"He will not—"

"What's that?" said a small voice.

Toby stood at the shed door with a stick in one hand and a hen under his arm, looking at the round green thing in the pot. His eyes were enormous.

"It's a guard," said Noctavia, with great dignity.

"It's so round."

"It's a guard."

"What's its name?"

"It doesn't have a—"

"Dumpling," said Toby.

Click.

Noctavia looked at the plant. It had turned toward Toby and opened its mouth, very slightly, in what could only be called delight.

"...Fine," she said. "Dumpling."

That afternoon, Dumpling was carried out to the front porch by two people, a girl and a boy, who argued the entire way about where to put it. It ended up beside the door, in the sun, where it could see the road.

It was the most efficient guard I've ever met.

It ignored the hens. It ignored the wind. When Tomas appeared at the gate that evening, with a basket and a very nervous bow, Dumpling opened its mouth, snapped it shut, and lunged against its pot with a noise like a bear trap.

Tomas screamed. He threw the basket in the air and ran twenty steps down the road.

"It's all right!" I shouted. "He's friendly!"

Click? said Dumpling, and looked at Noctavia.

"He's allowed," said Noctavia. She pointed at the basket, then the gate, and then Dumpling. "Allowed. Friend. Tea."

Dumpling considered this. Then it closed its mouth, leaned back, and made the soft, settled click again.

Tomas came back very slowly, collecting his basket from the grass. "Thank you," he said, in a faint voice. "It's from Sister Margaret. I think she wants me to ask whether the cabin has any... wildlife."

"Tell her it's a houseplant."

"I will not tell her that."

"Tell her it's a very good houseplant," said Noctavia.

I tried it myself, to see what would happen. I stepped up to the porch, and Dumpling opened its jaws, studied me, and took a gentle, careful bite out of my sleeve.

I stood very still.

"Elise," said Noctavia, from behind me.

"Yes?"

"Don't enjoy this."

"I'm not."

"You're smiling."

"It's a good plant."

"Elise."

"It has a good grip."

Clara, passing with a basket of laundry, stopped and stared at both of us. Then she looked at Dumpling with the long, careful gaze she gives everything. Dumpling turned toward her, and the whole room went tense.

Slowly, it set its mouth together and leaned toward her coat, as if it wanted to smell it.

Clara held out one finger. She touched the top of its round head, once, very lightly.

Click, said Dumpling.

"...It's fine," said Clara, to nobody, and walked away with her laundry. But her mouth had turned up, very slightly, at one corner.

That night, the schedule worked exactly as it was written.

The children went to bed. Noctavia and I stood side by side at the washbasin in the lamplight, with the fire ticking low and one new cup between us.

"This is a briefing," said Noctavia.

"It's a date."

"It's logistics."

"It's both."

"...Dry the cup."

I dried the cup. She watched the window.

"I wasn't sleeping," she said at last, in a low voice. "After the footprints. I thought if I stayed awake, I'd hear them first." She turned a plate over in her hands. "I wanted something that watches so that I can sleep."

I put the cup down.

"You don't have to do it by yourself," I said.

"I know."

"You can wake me."

"I know." She turned, and I saw how tired she was. "It's just that I've been a person who guards things alone for three hundred years. It's a hard habit to break."

I put my arms around her. She didn't say don't touch me. She just leaned in.

"You're allowed to be a person who gets help," I said.

"...Whatever," said Noctavia, against my shoulder.

Yes. Obviously yes.

We stood like that until the fire burned down. When I finally went upstairs, I looked out the hall window, and I stopped.

Down on the porch, the little round plant sat in its pot in the starlight. It was no longer facing the road. It had turned, slowly, in the night, until its whole round green body pointed at the northern ridge.

It didn't move. It didn't click.

It just watched.

It only points, Noctavia had said. We still have to go and look.

I stood at the window for a long time. Then I went to bed and opened the dictionary.

"It's a sentinel." means I want all of you to be safe.

"Logistics." means I'd like to see you every day, on purpose.

I added one more line, smaller, at the bottom of the page.

Dumpling says: something new is out there.

I closed the book, and I did not sleep very well.

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