Butler Ling watched his young master sit there like a stone statue all morning.
“Young master, the young master has already returned to the Chi Family. Let’s go too.”
Xie Junyi finally reacted.
“Uncle Ling, he clearly kissed me yesterday. Why did he change today?” His voice was hoarse, his eyes dry. “I really want to lock him up! So that his eyes only see me.”
“Young master! You need to think clearly. You’re not a minor anymore! Locking someone up is illegal!”
Butler Ling truly couldn’t bear to say it: young master, he was only kissing for fun and didn’t take it seriously at all.
He seriously suspected that if he said that, the young master would completely lose it and sit here all night.
“Young master, we need to plan for the long term. As long as we slowly infiltrate the young master’s life a little at a time, he’ll gradually get used to you and won’t be able to live without you.”
Hearing this, Xie Junyi became even gloomier. He said in a low voice, “I cook for him every day, not missing a single meal. I’ve spoiled his taste, and still I can’t compare to anyone else.”
Butler Ling: “…”
Now even brainwashing the young master was failing.
“Young master, if we don’t leave now, what if something happens to the young master later and you can’t be found? Then what?” Butler Ling said with a faint sigh. He still knew where to strike, and he went straight for the trump card.
After all, the only one who could make his own young master compromise was the young master himself. If this had been in the past, he would have never imagined that the young master would one day cook for someone.
Sure enough, Xie Junyi stood up from the chair and returned to his usual cool demeanor.
…
After Chi Anyu got home, he hurried straight to the hospital’s urology department to see a doctor.
The doctor with glasses looked stern, and after the examination he fell silent.
After a long while, he asked tactfully, “How often do you usually do it at night?”
Chi Anyu sprang up from the chair, eyes wide, almost thinking he had misheard.
“I’m still a virgin!!!”
The doctor’s expression was complicated and profound, but he still understood the patient’s embarrassment. “It’s nothing serious. You just did it too many times.”
Chi Anyu’s face went completely red, the tips of his ears practically dripping blood. He had barely done anything at all! Even if he took care of it himself in the restroom, he could count the times on one hand.
“Are you really qualified? I was fine the day before yesterday. It only happened after last night and when I got up this morning.”
The doctor nodded seriously. “I’ve been in the profession for decades. My skills are widely recognized. It’s nothing serious. I’ll prescribe some ointment, and you just need to apply it before bed.”
Chi Anyu’s expression was dark and unreadable, the flush on his face still not gone. He took the slip the doctor wrote and left in a hurry.
The doctor stared at Chi Anyu’s departing back and muttered, “A sex addict came in some time ago, and today another patient with excessive sexual desire came in.”
At the hospital entrance, System 07 was practically dying of laughter. 『Did you dream about something you shouldn’t have while asleep in the middle of the night and forget what you did yourself?』
Chi Anyu held the medicine in his hand, his expression gloomy.
He raised his right hand again. The point was, even if he had done it himself while half-asleep at night, his hand shouldn’t be sore!
“Lately I always feel like I can’t breathe properly when I’m asleep. Do you think these symptoms mean sleep paralysis?”
He had actually started believing in superstitions one day.
System 07’s mouth twitched nonstop. 『It’s fine. Even if it is sleep paralysis, maybe it’s a seductive ghost.』
Chi Anyu: “…” Nothing decent ever comes out of that dog’s mouth.
After Chi Anyu returned to the Chi Family, he collapsed onto the sofa, too drained to move.
Butler Ling was the first to notice that something was wrong with Chi Anyu. He quickly came to the sofa and touched his forehead. “Young master, are you feeling unwell? Why do you look so bad?”
“I’m fine, Uncle Ling. I’m just a little sleepy. I didn’t sleep well last night.”
After hearing that, Butler Ling was no longer calm.
Last night, he had specially prepared the room, and even the bedsheet color was chosen to the young master’s liking. How could he not have slept well?
Xie Junyi, who was in the kitchen, immediately felt a little guilty when he heard that.
“Young master, what would you like to eat tonight?”
“I want spicy crawfish.”
System 07 sighed faintly. 『With the way you are now, you still dare to eat spicy food?』
Chi Anyu wilted and changed his mind. “Forget it. Garlic crawfish instead.”
Butler Ling brought Chi Anyu a blanket and covered him with it. “Alright, young master, get some sleep first. I’ll go buy the crawfish now. I’ll have Little Xie make it, and by the time you wake up, it’ll be ready.”
Chi Anyu was truly exhausted and fell asleep almost immediately.
Xie Junyi came out of the kitchen. The first-floor hall was left with just the two of them. He walked over to the sofa and carefully, gently covered him with the blanket.
A soft kiss landed on Chi Anyu’s forehead.
Just as he was about to get up and return to the kitchen to make some pastries, his peripheral vision caught the ointment on the coffee table. He paused, picked it up, and his gaze froze instantly.
At that moment, he understood everything.
He looked toward the area between Chi Anyu’s thighs with some heartache.
He had lost control last night and been too rough.
“Yubao, it would be great if you could stay this well-behaved in the future too.” Xie Junyi’s eyes darkened. He couldn’t help but kiss the corner of Chi Anyu’s lips again.
As the sky darkened, Chi Anyu woke up, tempted by the smell of crawfish. He went to the kitchen to take a look and saw that Xie Junyi was still busy, so he simply lay back on the sofa and played games.
When Xie Junyi brought the crawfish to the dining room, what he saw was Chi Anyu kneeling on the sofa with his butt in the air, playing games. Looking at that round, full backside, his Adam’s apple bobbed unnaturally a few times.
He set the extra-large portion of crawfish down on the dining table, then headed to the living room. His palm, as if possessed, slapped Chi Anyu’s butt.
“Why did you slap my ass?” Chi Anyu jerked upright and glared at Xie Junyi.
Xie Junyi turned his head away and said in a low voice, “Dinner’s ready. Your crawfish is done.”
Chi Anyu’s eyes lit up, and he no longer cared about the butt-slapping. He rushed to the dining room without stopping.
Watching Chi Anyu’s carefree look, Xie Junyi thought about what had happened this morning and found that he couldn’t get angry even if he wanted to.
“Xie Junyi! Hurry up and come peel the crawfish for me.”
Chi Anyu began bossing people around again without the slightest hesitation.
Xie Junyi pressed his lips together and, after sitting down, started peeling the crawfish.
System 07 snorted. 『Is that thing really that good? Why do you always like eating such strange things? First snail rice noodles, now crawfish.』
“What do you know? You can’t eat it anyway, so there’s no point telling you.”
System 07: “…”
“Why haven’t I seen Uncle Ling? Isn’t he back yet tonight?” Chi Anyu asked.
Xie Junyi fed the peeled crawfish into Chi Anyu’s mouth and replied with his eyes lowered, “Mm. Uncle Ling has something to take care of tonight.”
The company had run into another problem. Since he had to make the crawfish, he couldn’t spare the time to go to the company himself, so he had to send Uncle Ling instead.