The pure white envelope drifted down along with a soul-shattering scream.
Shi Liaoliao tossed the wooden stick aside with some disdain, stood up, and picked up the object.
It was indeed her admission letter.
Liu Ren squatted on the ground in a sorry state, clutching his buttocks, his face twisted in pain.
This time, he had truly suffered a loss he couldn’t speak of.
Even if someone asked him what had happened, Liu Ren couldn’t bring himself to explain.
What could he say?
That he had been stabbed in the butt by that effeminate male fox spirit, Shi Liaoliao?!
Shi Liaoliao, the one who had just stabbed someone’s buttocks, calmly tucked away her admission letter, her gaze indifferent and her tone so composed it was as if the explosive incident moments ago had nothing to do with her.
“Do you need me to call someone to take you to the proctology department?”
Liu Ren gritted his teeth so hard they nearly shattered. “Get lost!!”
Shi Liaoliao immediately turned and left.
Wanwan jumped out, covering her little buttocks with both paws, and said meaningfully, 【You’ve thoroughly tormented both grandfather and grandson…】
Meanwhile, Lu Yanzhou, who had been about to leave but had stumbled upon this tragic scene, stood in place, watching Liu Ren howling and cursing in pain, with no intention of stepping forward to help.
The male voice in his earphones, noticing his sudden silence, called out several times, “Hey? Lu Yanzhou, are you listening to me?”
“I just heard what sounded like an extremely agonizing scream. Are you watching some movie?”
“Damn, my cousin is also watching a movie. His friend ordered fried chicken for him, and that little brat has been tempting me with it for ages.”
Lu Yanzhou snapped back to reality, slightly suppressing the smile at the corner of his lips, and replied nonchalantly to the person on the other end, “Really? I can’t allow my friends to go without fried chicken. I’ll transfer you some money.”
The person on the other end was first stunned, then thrilled.
Oh my god! Has Lu Yanzhou been possessed?!
Just as he was thinking this, a transfer notification arrived.
[You have received a transfer of $1.00]
Lu Yanzhou: “Go buy a disposable glove and eat your cousin’s.”
Someone: “”
“Lu, Yan, Zhou!!”
Ignoring the other person’s fury, Lu Yanzhou said, “I’m hanging up.”
The person on the other end quickly stopped him. “Wait, wait! I haven’t finished what I was saying.”
“What are you really thinking? Among the A-ranks, you’re the only one without your own attendant. Do you know how many of this year’s freshmen are coming specifically for you?”
It all started with lower-ranking students willingly becoming “servants” to high-rank students to avoid being bullied.
Saint Dun Academy didn’t allow students to bring non-student personnel like butlers, nannies, or footmen to live on campus. The pampered young masters couldn’t get used to this, so they naturally took people in.
What began as a mutually beneficial arrangement had, over time, spiraled out of control, with the practice gradually deteriorating.
What was originally meant to handle daily chores had now completely changed in nature.
A few people found it troublesome and only symbolically took on a few attendants, but Lu Yanzhou stood out as the exception—the door to his private dormitory had never opened for anyone.
Hearing this, Lu Yanzhou’s gaze shifted to where Shi Liaoliao had left.
“I already have one.”
The person on the other end of the call: ?
Before he could ask for clarification, Lu Yanzhou hung up.
If he weren’t someone sent by his father, perhaps he and Shi Liaoliao could have been friends.
The resentment he had felt yesterday because of that phone call faded slightly, replaced by a faint sense of regret in Lu Yanzhou’s heart, though it vanished as quickly as it had come.
…
Completely unaware that Lu Yanzhou had observed all his out-of-character actions, Shi Liaoliao was packing his things.
Although he entered Saint Dun Academy as a top student with a scholarship, Shi Liaoliao hadn’t forgotten that his identity was still Lu Yanzhou’s personal manservant.
Saint Dun Academy was a boys’ school, so the risk of exposing his gender was very high. Shi Liaoliao had to bring extra items.
Looking at the box of sanitary towels hidden under the bed, he sighed.
Wanwan also sighed: 【Host, you really have a tough life】
Shi Liaoliao waved it off: “It’s fine.”
“Life is like this—when you’re happy, you live; when you’re unhappy, I have hands and feet, I can die on my own.”
Wanwan: 【】
…
Lu Yanzhou had an early routine, waking up at five, showering after his morning run, and then having breakfast.
After preparing everything, when he was about to get into the car, he saw Shi Liaoliao checking his luggage.
He wore the uniform of Saint Dun Academy, the dark green Western-style school jacket fitting neatly on him, with a waistline cinched very slender.
When he first saw him, Lu Yanzhou noticed his waist was very slim, slender enough that it didn’t seem like a man’s.
After moving Lu Yanzhou’s last box of luggage into the car, Shi Liaoliao finally sensed his gaze.
He calmly looked back: “Young Master, good morning.”
His tone was neither flattering nor overly distant, perfectly measured, paired with that beautiful yet expressionless face. Anyone could see that the sole heir of the Lu family had acquired a qualified little manservant.
【What are you looking at?】
【I have a slender waist, do you have arms to hang from?】
Lu Yanzhou: “”
Sometimes, facing such situations alone, one really feels quite helpless.
“Let’s go.”
He withdrew his gaze, bending gracefully to enter the car, seemingly already expecting Shi Liaoliao to appear here wearing their academy’s uniform.
Shi Liaoliao followed right after.
Seeing Shi Liaoliao skillfully climb into the car, the driver who closed the trunk: “”
Who told you to get in? Didn’t you see the spacious passenger seat?
Lu Yanzhou also seemed surprised that Shi Liaoliao had followed him into the car.
The little manservant sat quietly beside him, very properly keeping his eyes lowered, not looking around, almost blending into the background.
【Wow, a starry sky roof—when will such extravagant wealth ever come to me】
【Never mind, I won’t get rich in this lifetime】
【When I have money, I squander it; when I don’t, I pray to Buddha. Offering incense worth a few dollars while asking for blessings worth millions—if I can’t trouble myself, I’ll trouble Buddha then】
Lu Yanzhou: “”
Enough, I feel sorry for Buddha, the venerable one.
“After arriving at school, after the freshman orientation, come find me at Zone A, Number Thirteen.”
Upon hearing Lu Yanzhou’s words, Shi Liaoliao nodded: “Yes, Young Master.”
【What did he just say?? Which zone’s Number Fourteen??】
Wanwan: 【…How did you become a manservant】
Repeating what the male lead had just said, Shi Liaoliao finally remembered.
The Lu family’s car only dropped Shi Liaoliao at the entrance, then continued driving inside with Lu Yanzhou.
Shi Liaoliao pushed his two suitcases to the most prominent freshman reception area.
There were already several boys waiting there.
When Shi Liaoliao arrived, everyone’s gaze was unconsciously drawn to him. He calmly walked with his expressionless face to the senior responsible for welcoming freshmen.
“I’m Shi Liaoliao, a freshman.”
Looking at the youth before him who was prettier than a girl, the senior first froze, then glanced down at the list.
“You are this year’s special admission student.”
The moment the words “special admission student” were spoken, the curious gazes that had been fixed on Shi Liaoliao instantly shifted.
Even the senior’s gaze took on a meaningful undertone.
A special admission student with such a face, entering the strictly hierarchical Saint Dun Academy—if those high-rank students with particular preferences were to see him, this young man was likely destined to be divided among them…