Written by Infinite Bulldozer · 3166 words “Jenny!
Get up or you’ll miss the school bus!” Jenny’s eyes snapped open at the sound of Mrs.
Johnson’s voice from outside.
“Oh my god, I forgot it’s Monday!” She quickly got up and rushed to the bathroom to wash up.
After washing up, she came back and gave Zhou Ye, who was still asleep, a light kiss.
“Good morning, darling!” Zhou Ye groggily opened his sleepy eyes at this moment.
Jenny thought he was at his cutest, so cute that she couldn’t help but turn her light kiss into a long French kiss.
“Oh, baby, you’ve started this fire again and won’t put it out!” Zhou Ye said helplessly, looking at his rebellious brother beneath him.
“I’m so sorry, darling!” Jenny said apologetically, “but I really have to go now, or I’ll be really late!” “That night…!” Zhou Ye deliberately dragged out the words, his expression saying, “You know what I mean!” “I’m sure you’ll be satisfied!” Jenny said shyly.
“Alright, I’ll let you off the hook!” Zhou Ye said, then added, “But there’s still one person you need to apologize to!” “Who?
Who else?” Jenny was completely bewildered.
“Hehe!” Zhou Ye grinned mischievously, tilting his chin to indicate to his brother, “You need to apologize to him [in person]!” Jenny’s face instantly turned bright red.
These past two days, Zhou Ye had forced her to serve his “brother” with her mouth quite a bit, which was wicked to even think about.
In the end, Jenny succumbed to the big devil’s threats and bowed her head to sincerely apologize to his “brother”.
—I am the dividing line of evil— Jenny finally escaped the Great Demon King’s control with the magic of her mother’s love, and successfully boarded the last train to the Pure Land of the High School at the last moment, making a successful escape.
Thank goodness!
“Never mind, judging by the time, my cheap mother-in-law should be coming up to clean the house by now!” Not long after Jenny’s victorious escape, Zhou Ye jumped up and finished all his chores in a minute, including washing his face, brushing his teeth, taking a shower, and getting dressed.
He opened the window, looked around to make sure no one was watching, and then lifted his leg and flew into the sky.
Feeling the thrill of breaking the sound barrier, Zhou Ye swaggered off to New York.
Meanwhile, Jenny had already stepped into the school gates.
Today, she gave off a radiant feeling, and the happy smile of a woman in love made people smile involuntarily.
“Hi!
Jenny…
Good morning!” A timid voice rang in Jenny’s ear.
The voice, which she usually found friendly, sounded rather grating to her today.
“Hi!
Barry!” But after being friends for two years, Jenny didn’t want to make their relationship too strained at school.
“How was your weekend?” Jenny’s response seemed to give Barry a glimmer of hope, so he mustered his courage and continued to strike up a conversation.
“Not bad!” Jenny felt her patience being worn down little by little.
Seemingly sensing Jenny’s impatience, Barry hurriedly tried to find a topic to talk about.
“That damned robber from the day before yesterday…!” Before he could finish speaking, an enraged Jenny interrupted him, “Enough, Barry.
Ye Zhou isn’t a robber, he’s my boyfriend!
Do you understand?
I don’t want to hear you speak ill of him in front of me!” After saying that, Jenny turned and left quickly.
At that moment, she didn’t want to spend even a second with this coward.
Even listening to those little bitches mocking her in the classroom would make her happier than being with Barry.
“Waaah…!” Barry bit his hand and sobbed like a woman, watching Jenny’s figure disappear quickly into the distance.
Jenny sat in the classroom, listening to the girls around her bragging about their weekend vacations, or how so-and-so’s boyfriend was more handsome, or who in school was better in bed…
“Ha, none of them are as handsome and capable as my darling…!
But where is my darling now!?” Ye had landed in a deserted alley near Times Square in New York.
As soon as he landed, he glanced at the time displayed in Times Square, then calculated when he had left home, and finally concluded that his maximum flight speed was eight times the speed of sound…
Okay, it seems to be much faster than Jenny in the movie!
However, Jenny was using her hands to commit suicide, while I was using my whole body.
This might be due to the difference in touch patterns.
Moreover, he can lift up to 50 tons of weight while flying.
Don’t ask how he came to this conclusion.
Zhou Ye will not tell you that on his way here, he curiously lifted up a Boeing 747 that was flying normally, causing a flight to arrive at the airport ahead of schedule and causing chaos in the airport control tower…
Of course, this is not the limit, but just the heaviest thing Zhou Ye has ever lifted.
Wandering aimlessly through Times Square in New York, Zhou Ye was thinking about his own abilities.
In the movie, Jenny had the ability to shoot heat rays from her eyes, so why didn’t he have that ability?
Although his eyes had been itchy since yesterday, and he had spent half a day trying to fix them by rubbing them against the bathroom floor, it hadn’t helped at all.
Could it be that my ability isn’t heat rays but some other kind of power?
What kind of ability would it be?
Zhou Ye was lost in thought when he was suddenly jolted awake by a voice saying, “Sorry to bother you!” “Is there something you need?” After two days of careful instruction from Jenny, Zhou Ye’s American English was now sufficient for everyday conversation.
As long as it wasn’t an academic discussion, ordinary daily conversations were no longer a problem for him.
After all, if you have a superhuman body, you must have a superhuman brain.
“Excuse me…
are you a model?” A beautiful blonde girl in a white suit asked Zhou Ye.
“No, of course not!” Zhou Ye shook his head and said with a smile, “Why would you think that?
I’m just an unemployed bum!” “My God, you’re absolutely wasting such a gift!” Hannah Lewis exclaimed, secretly delighted.
She had been watching Zhou Ye for a long time, or rather, she had been following him.
The first time she saw him, she knew he must be a celebrity or a model.
Even in an ill-fitting black uniform (Kevlar stab-proof vest), he managed to make it look casual and stylish.
Just imagine how he would look in a tailor-made suit!
But this is the United States in the early 1990s.
The internet was still in its infancy, and global information integration was nowhere in sight.
So, although Hannah was barely a newcomer to the fashion industry, she wasn’t sure if Zhou Ye was a male model.
Unsure but unwilling to give up, Hannah had no choice but to go up and ask!
“Uh…” Zhou Ye was a little confused by the foreign woman’s sudden outburst.
“Who are you?” “Let me introduce myself.
My name is Hannah, Hannah Lewis, and I’m a fashion design student at Parsons School of Design in New York!” Hannah said, smiling and extending her hand.
“Alright!” Zhou Ye smiled slightly, shook Hannah’s hand and said, “My name is Zhou Ye, but according to you Westerners, my name should be Ye Zhou…!
I’m currently traveling in New York, and I’m Chinese!” “I didn’t expect you to be not an Asian American!” Hannah suddenly realized that her words might have been offensive, and quickly explained, “Sorry, I didn’t mean that.
I just didn’t expect your American English to be so good.
You don’t seem like a tourist from China at all!” “You should believe that there are still geniuses in this world!” Zhou Ye’s lips curled into a smug smile, which possessed an evil charm, like a handsome devil looking triumphantly at the soul he was about to possess.
The devil was dangerous yet alluring, yet sweetly irresistible, making people want to recklessly indulge in it!
“I…” Hannah Lewis was captivated by that smile, her gaze becoming fixed on it.
“Hey—!
Are you alright?
Are you feeling unwell?!” Zhou Ye shook Hannah’s shoulder forcefully, wondering if he had encountered a lunatic in front of him, who had suddenly become somewhat dazed.
She was wondering if he had met a con artist.
What was she saying about wasting talent, and that she was a design student…?
“Oh my God!” Hannah was finally awakened by Zhou Ye, and couldn’t help but cover her face with her hands and squat down.
She felt incredibly embarrassed.
How could she, someone in the fashion industry who had seen so many handsome men and beautiful women, lose face in front of this Chinese boy?
Yes, the moment she saw Zhou Ye’s smile, she felt like she would jump off a building even if Zhou Ye told her to die.
She truly felt incredibly ashamed.
“Hey, are you really okay?” Zhou Ye was still a little worried, afraid that someone might be trying to extort money from him!
“Seriously, shouldn’t I call an ambulance for you?” “Damn it…” Hannah finally couldn’t hold back her anger and embarrassment, “Don’t you know how dangerous that smile of yours was?
How could you smile at me like that!” “…” Zhou Ye wondered to himself, was he about to have another episode?
“Um…
what was wrong with my smile?” “What’s wrong?!?!” Hannah felt helpless against this handsome man who was so devastatingly good-looking yet completely oblivious to his own flaws.
She grabbed Zhou Ye, shoved his shoulder to make him face the main road, and then randomly pointed to a woman across the street, saying to him, “Try smiling at her with that same smile you just saw!” “Let’s give it a try…!” Zhou Ye thought, “Could laughing cause a car accident?” Recalling his earlier smile, he smiled back at the woman in the long red dress opposite him…
Well—a problem arose instantly.
A female driver driving in the opposite direction saw Zhou Ye’s smile and froze.
When she reached the intersection, she didn’t slow down or brake, and instead pushed the car in front of her that was waiting at the red light, causing a twelve-car pileup.
Here, a female driver also drove straight into a lamppost on the side of the road, instantly turning the once orderly road into chaos, with car horns blaring everywhere…
“Holy crap!” Zhou Ye stared blankly at what was happening before his eyes.
Was there really a car accident?
Dude, could this be considered a case of “a smile causing the car to fall over”…?
“What are you daydreaming about?
Run!” Hannah grabbed Zhou Ye’s hand, and the two fled in panic…