Written by Infinite Bulldozer · 2606 words “Please come in!” Hannah opened her dormitory door and let Zhou Ye in.
“Would you like something to drink?” “Give me a Coke if you have one, otherwise just give me water!” Zhou Ye replied while looking around Hannah’s single dormitory.
Upon entering, you’ll find a small living room with a sofa and a TV placed in the center.
A bookcase stands against the wall, and sunlight streams in through the window, giving the space a sense of depth without making it feel too cramped.
“Sit wherever you like!” It felt like she was back on her own turf, which made Hannah relax considerably.
For some reason, she always felt very nervous around Zhou Ye, afraid of leaving him with even the slightest bad impression… “Uh…” Zhou Ye had just sat down on the sofa when he felt something rub against him.
He reached down and pulled out something indescribable…
It was huge.
“Ah…that’s mine!” Hannah, who had just taken a Coke out of the refrigerator, was overwhelmed with shame when she saw her underwear being held by a man.
She rushed towards Zhou Ye, wanting to get her things back as soon as possible.
However, she tripped and fell on top of Zhou Ye, pinning him down on the sofa.
“That…is mine!” Hannah, nestled in Zhou Ye’s arms, looked at the handsome face before her, her voice becoming hesitant and timid.
Her eyelids drooped, as if she dared not look into Zhou Ye’s eyes, eyes that could draw one’s soul in…
“I’m so sorry…!” Zhou Ye quickly apologized.
“Um…your hand…!” Hannah stammered.
“Excuse me!” Zhou Ye then realized that in order to defend himself from being pounced on, he had grabbed a rather indescribable spot with both hands.
However, the elasticity was really good, and it was also quite large.
Zhou Ye secretly felt pleased.
Hannah had regained her balance and stood up again.
“fine…” After a deathly silence, the two spoke at the same time: “Um…” “You go first…” They were perfectly in sync again.
“Okay!” Hannah said again, “Could you take off your outer clothes so I can measure your body measurements?
That way I can start altering those clothes!” “Okay, no problem!” Zhou Ye said, and without hesitation, he took off all his clothes, leaving only his underwear…
“He’s simply a masterpiece of God!” Hannah exclaimed, looking at Zhou Ye’s tall and athletic physique.
“There’s no one with a more perfect figure than you!” “Have you seen many male models’ bodies?” Zhou Ye asked casually, but he was actually very concerned about Hannah’s answer, as it would determine the ultimate direction of their relationship.
“…” Hannah wanted to boast that she had seen a lot, but she didn’t want Zhou Ye to misunderstand her as that kind of woman, so she could only reveal her shortcomings…
“I’ve only ever seen you in real life…!” Zhou Ye, who was very satisfied with the answer, unconsciously curled up the corners of his mouth.
Of course, Hannah, who was measuring his leg length, was completely unaware.
After a series of bumpy and busy efforts, Hannah finally obtained Zhou Ye’s full-body data.
Then he took out a set of black and white striped casual suit jacket that had already been made and asked Zhou Ye to try it on, and then picked up a pair of black casual trousers for him to wear.
“Perfect!” Hannah looked at the effect on Zhou Ye after the simple restraint with paperclips.
It was serious yet refreshing, casual without being presumptuous.
“What is this?!” Zhou Ye exclaimed, looking in the mirror.
“I feel like I’m about to turn into a zebra right now…!” When it comes to clothes, Zhou Ye only likes pure black or pure white.
“You have no taste…
This is the most popular trend this year…!” she said, feeling somewhat aggrieved, seeing that Zhou Ye seemed to dislike her work.
“Following the trend will only make you a follower, not a leader!” Zhou Ye launched another venomous attack on Hannah, causing 888 points of psychological damage.
“…” Hannah fell silent.
Rationally, she knew Zhou Ye was right, but emotionally, she couldn’t accept that something she had worked so hard for was being criticized by Zhou Ye.
“You need to understand that clothes are always meant to serve people, not the other way around!” Although I don’t really understand fashion, I can still spout some inspirational quotes because I spend so much time online.
“Take it off…!” “What?” “I said take off these clothes right now!” Hannah said, rushing forward and forcefully tearing at Zhou Ye’s clothes.
“Hey, hey…
I was just joking, you’re not that angry, are you?” Zhou Ye said that he was quite experienced in undressing beautiful women, but this was the first time he had ever been undressed by a woman, so he was a little flustered.
“You’re right!” Hannah seemed to have been spurred on, staring at Zhou Ye and saying, “I will definitely design an outfit that best suits your style!
Now throw away this rubbish…” “Um…you can design it first!
It’s not good for me to be naked like this all the time, so I’ll just make do with what I have for now!” Zhou Ye declared that he would defend his integrity to the death.
“But looking at this pile of garbage makes me unhappy, and when I’m unhappy, I have no inspiration, and when I have no inspiration, I can’t design clothes that best suit your temperament!” As she spoke, Hannah continued to tear at Zhou Ye’s clothes forcefully.
“Click!” The sound of a door opening rang out, and a girl carrying books walked in, startled by what she saw.
At this moment, Zhou Ye’s clothes had been torn into strips, while Hannah was still clutching the hem of his clothes, refusing to let go.
“Whoosh—not bad, I didn’t expect you to be so proactive, Hannah…” The girl said, and before the two could reply, she turned and walked out the door again.
“I won’t disturb your time together any longer.
Have a wonderful day!” “…” The two stared at each other for a long time…
“She seems to have misunderstood us?” “Ignore her!” Hannah was quite indifferent to the misunderstanding with her roommate, and even felt a little smug.
In the end, Zhou Ye took off the zebra suit that Hannah had torn into strips, and then watched Hannah frantically searching through reference books.
It was almost two o’clock before they realized it.
Looking at Hannah, who was still writing and drawing, Zhou Ye said that he was hungry.
Hannah just gestured to the refrigerator in the corner of the living room and didn’t even lift her head from her book.
Left with no other option, Zhou Ye had to find food for himself.
He opened the refrigerator and found only a few eggs, a ham, a carton of milk, and some breadcrumbs.
Okay, self-reliance is the way to go.
Zhou Ye said that as a foodie who was not very wealthy in the past, it is a very common skill to satisfy one’s appetite by following recipes online.
Looking at what was left in the refrigerator, he decided to make an egg and ham sandwich.
An hour later.
Hannah, engrossed in her work, was interrupted by the aroma of food, and her stomach promptly reminded her that she needed to replenish her energy.
“Did you make this?” Hannah sat down next to Zhou Ye without any ceremony and picked up another fried egg and ham sandwich from the coffee table to eat.
“It tastes really good!
I never knew you had such cooking skills!” Zhou Ye said that one wasn’t enough for him at all, “Hey, that’s mine!
Didn’t you tell me to be self-sufficient?” “I just told you that the delivery number is on the fridge door!” Hannah said, waving the sandwich in her hand.
“Besides, I provided the raw materials!
Including what you have in your hands, they’re all mine!” “I turned them into delicious food!
Hey, don’t bite what’s in my hand…” The two of them, like children, scrambled for the food in each other’s hands, as if the other’s food was more delicious than their own.
At some point, the two were no longer content with fighting over the food in their hands, but began fighting over the food in each other’s mouths…
Slowly, the two embraced, savoring each other’s sweetness…
“You have a girlfriend!” Hannah said, as if she were speaking to Zhou Ye, but also as if she were reminding herself.
“So, would you mind being the girlfriend of a man who already has a girlfriend?” “Man… your name is Greed!” Hannah stared into his eyes for a long time before saying, “Fine, I don’t mind, I don’t mind that you damn well already have a girlfriend…” “So what are we waiting for?” Amidst the rustling and a painful groan…
followed by a series of whimpering sounds, yet another girl had fallen into Zha Ye’s clutches!